The protagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

[DR3AMCATCH3R94]

no.no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. i got that Irish bastard from the saboteur. shit, fuck god damn it

 

[The Apothecarry]

So, the Commander from Total Annihilation wants to do me? I didn't know robots could think like that...

 

[nebtheslayer95]

well if naruto could use the sexy jutsu then im game.

 

[Jessta]

OMG PRINNIES! Or do I count the games without protagonists like League of legends?
in all seriousness this thread is going to be pretty awkward since most protagonists are male and most gamers are likewise male...

 

[SideSmash]

Samus Aran.
Other M Samus Aran.

There is a God, and he's on my side.

 

[Electric_Sunshine]

Heroes of Might and Magic V - So that Knight chick? A bit rough but ok.

 

[DOOM GUY]

MARCUS FENIX?!?!

Oh hell no, I always have terrible luck

 

[Kirtap]

I just played soul calibur as Ivy, Hells yeah

 

[T1tan45]

My fem Hawke, I'm cool with that!

 

[berettastorm88]

my Tauren from WoW?
i could imagine his way of asking would be awkward,
seeing he only speaks Orcish and, Taurahe...
"M E LO VE YO U !!!",
as others would say cross language communication.

i would jump all over that tail!
(pun totally intended) xD

 

[DanielBrown]

LOTRO, so I guess Frodo got the hots for me...
I'd convince him to give me the ring.

 

[Buffoon]

War from Darksiders... the embodiment of violence and destruction wants to have sex with me... Well, I guess I don't have much choice, I also guess this will not be an experience I survive. So long, folks, it's been real.

When my horoscope said I would be sexed to death today, I must admit I had higher hopes.

 

[IDTheftVictim]

Shepard, stopped playing with my female character last night and made a new male character, so my timing is just awful

 

[trooper6]

Lightning from FFXIII?

Hm...let me ponder this. She isn't underage, she is independent and not prone to hero worship. She is competent. She doesn't seem to have too much crazy toxic emotional baggage. On the other hand, she isn't a good conversationalist...but I could see her being good in bed...but I could see her not being much fun either. She seems a but uptight...and she doesn't ever seem to smile.

I'd rather have sex with Fang. But if Lighting were propositioning me...I think I'd start making out with her...if she doesn't have passion or she can't kiss or we have no chemistry, then I abort the make out session and no sex happens. If we have sexual chemistry then onward.

 

[Julianking93]

...okay.

At least I'll figure out what exactly their gender is.

 

[Jedoro]

Resonance of Fate has three, so I'll go with Leanne. Yeah, no objections here.

 

[Infernai]

My Fem-hawke from DA 2....aww yeah.

 

[Robot n.o 9124791234]

The squad leader from SWAT 4?

Me: No, I do not want to see the gun you have in your pants
Him :But it's huge!
Me: I don't care!
Him :Okay, get the taser on him
Me: *screams in a massive amount of pain* n-no...
Him: He's uncooperative, use the pepper spray
Me: RRAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!! MY EYES!!!IT BURNS!!!!! But.....must....not..become...gay
Him: Deploy the less-than-lethal shotgun (If you don't know it shoots beanbag rounds)
Me: OH, FUCK THAT HURT....still not having sex with you
Him: Use the pepper-ball (That's like a paint ball gun, but with more force and the balls are filled with pepper spray)
Me: MY EYES AGAIN!!!!IT BURNS EVEN MORE!!!!! Must....not....
Him: Use the grenades (All the grenades were non-lethal)
*Flashbang*
Me: Fuck, my ears.....Can't see....
*Stinger* (It's a grenade that explodes small rubber balls)
Me: GGAAAHHH!! It hurts everywhere! aah...
*CS gas* (aka tear gas)
Me: damn, damn, damn
Him: Get out the grenade launcher and load it with a baton (Dense rubber projectile)
Me: OH, THE PAIN!!!!
Him: Lets start again with the taser
Me: Oh Shit.....


I just realized that there were a lot of non-lethal weapons in that game.

To retain the non-lethality of those weapons it is recommended not to use in combination with another non-lethal weapon of the same type x_X

Out of curiosity, I loaded out with nothing but non-lethal weapons, handcuffed an enemy and proceeded with some "police brutality".

"TOC, we have an incapacitated suspect. He's in pretty bad shape" Were his exact words

 

[woots7]

i just finished the final episode on kingdom hearts birth by sleep, so aqua

F*CK YES

 

[Tanfastic]

The Warden Commander! :O She's cute but already married to Alistair... Well, I'll say no just in case he finds out then sends all of Ferelden after me...