The protagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

[ChieftainStag]

/Quote Infamous? Probably not. I imagine that it would be rather shocking /Quote
ba-dum-tish also evil cole... IT BURNS!!!

 

[The Almighty Aardvark]

Well, last game I played was Super Smash Bros Brawl. In a way all of the characters are protaginists. Thankfully it's only a proposition for sex because I could NOT handle that at all...

 

[Vim-Hogar]

Spoiler: Pyro!

...okay.

At least I'll figure out what exactly their gender is.

Haha! And I was just about to ask who TF2's protagonist is.

Well, if it's the pyro, then there's something like a 25% chance of this turning out well -- it depends on the pyro's gender, and whether they're good crazy or bad crazy.

 

[Roofstone]

Faith from mirror's edge.. Fucking score I guess.

 

[MorsePacific]

Male Commander Shepard? I'll pass. Maybe we can just grab a beer instead?

 

[hazabaza1]

Persona 3?
Could it at least be the girl protagonist from P3P? It'd make things bearable.

 

[geK0]

I think we should just be friends Isaac Clarke.

 

[YamadaJisho]

Well, the Protagonist of WoW is your own created character so... female blood elf rogue? Sure!

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

The last game I played was a game of Dawn of War 2 using the Eldar Farseer as my commander. If there was a protagonist, I would guess it would be her.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

A female Courier from New Vegas.

On one hand, it IS a girl, but on the other hand....... OH GOD THE FALLOUT FACE!!! IT BURNS!!!

This thread has won the internet...

 

[teebeeohh]

so, nathan drake dies in a strange sex accident.

 

[MapTa]

Oh Nick, you annoying con man, come here. How I love you.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

My gruff Fallout NV character...*sigh* well shit If I say no I could appear alot like Swiss cheese.Veronica is his companion do I get her too!?

Probably not seeing as Veronica is ostensibly a lesbian.

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

I was just playing Empire at War, so does this mean I get to have sex with Tyber Zann? Or with the Eclipse?

Male Commander Shepard? I'll pass. Maybe we can just grab a beer instead?

Spill some drinks on the Citadel?

 

[Ryu890]

I'll have to look up what the heck S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is now.

Anyways, as for me, that would be Baiten Kaitos. So....I'm not sure if thats Kalas, or 'me' the Guardian Spirit.

Eiather way....I'd have to run. Pull out something heavy. Dangit...He has wings. And could probably force me to the ground....

Ah well. He's surrounded by much more moral people. So I'm sure I'd be fine in the end. Scarred, but still a virgin.

 

[Gokuofuin]

mmm... Technically it would be altair, sooo that would be a ....no.... sorry I don't care how many people you can kill in two min's you are staying the heck away from me.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Yeah...that's not weird. XD

I'd probably run away.

Why? She'd only punch your teeth a couple of times while straddling you, regardless of gender.

As for me:

Well, if we take out Fred Tatisciore, that's still a tough choice. All three at once?

All my buenos.

What would I do. I would turn into Shale* from DA, due to my mind being unable to into 3 women at once.

*If ya know what I mean.

 

[SplitDemonIdentity]

Perfect. I'll head off to my bed now considering that I was just playing Twilight Princess and there are admittedly few -if any- video game protagonists I find more attractive than Link.

...I wonder how I could make him scream...

 

[bakan]

Just played Hyperdimension Neptunia, which mean I'll have 'cybersex' - or at least it will be electrifying

 

[Magicmad5511]

Batman, I'm honored but I don't swing that way.