The protagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

[thatcanadianguy]

SAXTON HAAAAAAAAALE!!!

 

[LemonFury]

Does Christie from Tekken count as a protagonist? I've never even played as her but I don't mind. If not I'll go with Asuka Kazama.

 

[Aiden_the-Joker1]

Oblivion. Female dark elf. Okay then.

 

[Vrud]

Pac-man . . . well, I'm open-minded OH GOD WHERE DID MY LOWER TORSO GO

 

[GameMaNiAC]

The entire Ghost Recon team? Sorry guys, you're heroes and all, but I'm not into that stuff.

 

[Android2137]

Oh dear. Which was that? Braid or TF2? If it was Braid, I think I'd be mildly creeped out. If it were TF2, I would be VERY creeped out. Everyone there is too homicidal for my romantic tastes.

 

[erztez]

Hmm...Freespace 2 again...
So, am I gonna get screwed by an Orion class warship?
If so...no, that just wouldn't work.

 

[justnotcricket]

Lara Croft...

...Ok =)

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

Well, the last game I played was Marvel vs. Capcom, and that doesn't really have a true protagonist, so I'll go with the second to last game I played.

Garcia Hotspur of Shadows of the Damned wants to have sex with me...? Well, he gets what he wants. This is not going to end well for me.

EDIT: If I had to go with Marvel, I'm being triple teamed by Wesker, Hulk, and Akuma. Dear god, please let have Garcia Hotspur.

 

[Chaza]

Well it kinda depends I played minecraft and solar 2 at the same time.

If minecraft then my skin is zeus so I'd say no. This is if you can call your character the main protagonist.

In Solar 2 you play as a variaty of things from an asteriod to a black hole. Right now I'm playing as a multi-star system with 2 stars and 10 planets.
Yeah thats gonna hurt. Also where do put my you know.

 

[James Raynor]

Last game I played was terraria, how does that work? =|

 

[TheSuperiorXemnas]

So if WoW, and all my characters are protagonists, does that mean I have to include them all or just my main one?
Cuz if its all of them, im looking at about:
7x Worgen
1x Orc
1x Troll
1x Tauren
All Male...

I have no Objections

 

[BlueFishie]

Protagonist of WoW... Does that mean the last character I played? Or am I going to have to turn down like, Thrall or Varian or something? >_>

Although, I could try a big green orc. It might be kind of hot.

If it's my characters from WoW, it'd be a bunch of pretty attractive people. If it's my latest character, it'd be a cute draenei girl. I seem to be pretty lucky.

 

[Rigzit]

The last thing I played was Amnesia: The Dark Descent. I am not opening the can of issues that is our precious Daniel...

 

[5t3v0]

I played S.T.A.L.K.E.R shadow of chernobiel and I opted to merge with C-Concience. So technocaly that would mean C-Conciences wants to have sex with me. That is the combined concience of 8 people, probably all male. I wonder how that goes. I'm up for all sorts of experiments, and if they use their bodies I might agree on it if I'm in an very adventerous mood. If they only use their mind(s), I'd be very very very scarred.
The other option is that it's just marked one who wants to have sex with me. hmmm, depends on my mood really. Like I said I'm up for experiments, but he is not really my type.

Im playing it but I haven't reached an end yet... So Marked one... I know you want to find who you were... But I don't think you were a homosexual...

You don't think he is homosexual? Let me ask you: Have you seen any women in the zone? Or any porn? And how long do you think people stay in the zone? Add all these things together, and you'll find that every stalker must be homosexual.

Touche... Though I'm more trying to get out of it than anything... Also, I think bandits made reference to women in Clear Sky, and I think one of the folklore stories mentions one in SoC.

 

[Isgandar]

Cole McGrath's lightning rod isn't very appealing in that context.

 

[Hampulina]

That would be Alice: Madness Returns I think.

I don't mind as long as she doesn't go completely nuts.

 

[TheDarklite]

My Oblivion female

Can't remember if it was Dea Obscura (race mod, in which case I could potentially be killed or something...) or Sia (save game, heavily customized Mystic Elf. Get it from TESNexus if interested).

Either way, I think I would say yeps.

EDIT: Nevermind, it was Sia, whom I got new clothing for from the Apachii Goddess Store.

[http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/687/oblivionsiacropped.png/]
Pardon the arrow sticking out of her unmentionables....

 

[viranimus]

Oh no.. that cant be good. The last game I played was Fat princess.

So I guess that means I would have an army of smurfesque semi gender neutral gnomes demanding satisfaction.

That doesnt paint a pretty picture, now does it?

 

[Vidi Kitty]

And I was so happy about getting Full Spectrum Warrior... But now I'm staring at 8 soldiers back fresh from a tour of duty....