The protagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

[Alcamonic]

On my second play through of FEAR 3 with Fettel.
Oh my, that guy can really get inside of me, I just hope he doesn't make me explode.

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

Garcia Hotspur...

...oh, GOD no! No! No! No!

 

[Kargathia]

Funny how every thread combining sex and video games racks up replies this quickly.

Don't worry, I'm not judging you.

 

[Shadowfaze]

Well, i guess Lady Hawke from DA2 isn't too bad...

 

[blankedboy]

Applebloom.

HELP?

 

[ToxicOranges]

Ohhh, dear.

The guy from Bioshock. I don't swing that way, though...

 

[ZombieHunter]

Female Commander Shepard? I'm alright with this.

 

[Seives-Sliver]

Thank god I played a female Shepard in Mass Effect ^^

 

[Ross Craig]

Well then Alex Mercer is very messed up.

 

[Scorekeeper]

Sex with Marlowe from Bad Company 2: fairly boring but easily survived.

 

[headphonegirl]

But Recette your like 12 years old! D:

So no, no thank you :|

 

[MasterSplinter]

Ummm does anybody know if Captain Video is a he or she?

Whatever it is gonna be blocky sex. Music should be great though.

 

[Smoochy]

Sona from League of Legends? Sweet

 

[Poster1234]

Good god, I just tried AI war : fleet command because of the steam summer sales !
Err... How does THAT work ? Does the AIs offer me cybersex ?
"I've baked some cake for you..."

 

[CleverCover]

My silent protagonist from Saints Row?

Dude is gay, so no I don't see how he'd be willing to touch me in anyway. He could try, out of some chance to prove his false straightness, but it wouldn't work. He can't even look the hookers in the eye. Although, that might be due to prudishness.

He's too busy trying to destroy rival gangs to even look my way anyway.

 

[xbox hero]

oh god...Damn,why did my games start to work now??Any way its an Irish-man called Frank (dont remember his sur name so I call him Frank Cinatra...^^)So I heard Irishmen are good,but still Frank has Africans to burn with his flame thingy! (Cookie if you get what game I am playing!)

 

[cameron196789]

Leon S Kennedy from RE 4... this is going to be awkward.

 

[Aprilgold]

DAMNIT, I was just playing the Cat and the Coup, and then read THIS? NO, I'm not having sex with a cat or with the original prime minister of Iran, fuck that.... Can I choose the second to last game... OH HELL NO, I'M NOT SEXING UP MY SAINTS ROW 2 PROTAGONIST, fine, 3rd times the charm, how about.... Aw shit, I'm stuck with Counter Strike Source's artic terrorist, well, I think its a she.

 

[masterchevyman]

Does Ashley Williams count as a protagonist? Like by extension? >.> I don't really go for butch space marines with chests like paving slabs.