The protagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

[qewi]

Overlord 2....can I just f@$k one of the girlfriends or a minion insted. the Overlord is a little controlling....

 

[Isan]

League of Legends doesn't really have a main character... But the last three characters I played are Caitlyn, Akali, and Kayle.

I'm good for it.

I was playing Maokai...
I just hope I could fend off his Twisted Advances

oh dear :S

 

[Gethsemani_v1legacy]

Mike Thornton better be careful with what choices he uses in his conversation with me if he wants to get into my panties.

 

[JustOrdinary]

.... WE COULD INVENT WHOLE NEW POSITIONS WITH THE PORTAL GUN!

 

[Timmons]

My dwarf hunter on WoW... does that count?

i so would.

 

[concrete89]

Hell no J.C Denton!
Not only are you rampantly male, but also a holier-than-thou douche!.
Not to mention that your face looks like a toads.

 

[not_you]

Hmmmm...

Sadly enough, the last game I played was Doom 2....

So come on Doom marine.... If you can carry 8 different weapons, I know you're packing a bit of heat....

oh god, this is so wrong...
He has a cute face though.... lol [sarcasm]

 

[thatman]

Ummmmmm, that would be aigis (or is it aegis?) so i have NO idea how that's gonna work.

 

[Wieke]

Trine ... so either an aging wizard, huge male warrior or a female elf rogue. Mmmm, don't like those odds. Unless the wizard knows a polymorph spell ;-).

 

[Xisin]

Ike, from fire emblem. Fairly sure he's more interested in Soren but I certainly would at least consider it.

 

[Sikratua]

Does Christie from Tekken count as a protagonist? I've never even played as her but I don't mind. If not I'll go with Asuka Kazama.

Hate to break it to you, but Lars was the main character of Tekken 6. Quick hint. The protagonist of any Tekken game is ALWAYS a member of the Mishima bloodline.

 

[Ghengis John]

I was playing mass effect 2... oh shit! Oh no! Just give me a minute to load my Fem Shep profile... Wait! Wait! N-No! Stay back! Look! LOOK! IT'S LOADING ALRIGHT?!? IT'S LOOOOOADING!!!!

 

[MonocleClaire]

I'm sorry Twilight Sparkle, but you and I are just too different. I'm asexual, and you're a fucking horse.

 

[SMR]

I'm quite happy about it, considering the last game I played was Lightning Warrior Raidy

 

[JemothSkarii]

I was playing mass effect 2... oh shit! Oh no! Just give me a minute to load my Fem Shep profile... Wait! Wait! N-No! Stay back! Look! LOOK! IT'S LOADING ALRIGHT?!? IT'S LOOOOOADING!!!!

The face! Oh gods that face!

By the way, this comment is long enough, you know that, I know that, okay?

 

[Soxafloppin]

Well i'm currently playing through the Tomb Raider Trillogy.

You made this thread with exellent timing, my friend.

 

[Lord Of Cyberia]

Hmmm... I played a bunch of RTS games. So an invisible intangible omniscient being with a massive army wants to have sex with me. Great.

Also, I just had a thought. Anyone here played Eversion? Because I just got that mental image and OH GOD IT'S HORRIBLE.

 

[The_Emperor]

NNOOOO ZERGLINGS GET AWAY FROM MY BUM NOOOOOO.

 

[vaderaider]

Steve with a Deapool skin on Minecraft,
that could be...intresting.
I probobly couldn't decline as he would probably kill me.

 

[mortalsatsuma]

I last played TF2. Oh shit, I'm gonna get gang raped by about 10 guys...