The protagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

[UberMore]

Sorry Minecraft Man, I'm just not up for blocks.

 

[numbersix1979]

Oh no, I don't think my Saint's Row character would be the most considerate lover.

 

[RoyalWelsh]

April Ryan from the Longest Journey...well ok then, why not.

 

[Epicspoon]

I've been playing Limbo. [Insert your own Micheal Jackson joke here]

fridge logic leads me to realize that that is necrophilia!

 

[EDekar]

Wait. I get Recette? o.o I hope she's grown up at least...

 

[Silver]

Would that be Alma or the FEAR sergeant? Either way... Err... Crap.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Not only that I don't swing that way but I am NOT a furry (I am playing Solatorobo: Red the Hunter at the moment).

 

[auronvi]

Scorpio (Just Cause 2)... well there are uglier men in this world and I would be flattered but would have to pass on account of me being export only regarding rectal functionality.

 

[KnightOfHearts]

Aya Brea... she looks pretty good for 40.

 

[timus666]

Just finished Alice The Madness Returns (somehow!)

so yeah...she'd get it

 

[Char-Nobyl]

Oh, balls. Well, at least Alan Wake was modeled after...well, a model. It seems like I could-

Jesus, I just realized something: whenever one of these 'you wake up naked next to the last X' or 'the main character of the last X you Y'd wants to sleep with you,' I end up using the phrase, "It seems like I could do a lot worse."

...I'm not sure what that says about me.

 

[Char-Nobyl]

I've been playing Limbo. [Insert your own Micheal Jackson joke here]

fridge logic leads me to realize that that is necrophilia!

I think what you're looking for is fridge horror.

 

[Epicspoon]

I was in adventure game mode today. I think the last game I played was... Oddworld: Strangers Wrath so...

Spoiler: that might be a bit awkward. or a lot awkward. I'm gonna have to say no

wait, no, the last game I played was Ratchet and Clank Future... maybe... If Ratchet let me keep clank, or if he game me a jetpack or something else that could fly

dib's on his lava gun!

 

[ProtonGuy]

That would mean that Mega Man wants to get it on with me... yeah I'll go with that.

 

[Gorilla Gunk]

My Orc character from Morrowind.

He has 54+ Strength but his hands are so soft and gentle...

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Jack from Bioshock? If he accidently activates the bee plasmid halfway through then I'm in trouble, well at least I have a solution...

Spoiler

Would You Kindly not have sex with me? or at least grow a face

 

[Epicspoon]

.... WE COULD INVENT WHOLE NEW POSITIONS WITH THE PORTAL GUN!

..... oh wow that sounds... Well I think that it's about time that I played portal.....

 

[Estelindis]

Geralt of Rivia? Oooh, baby... <3

Spoiler

It'd be a ***** trying to get him to settle down, though. ;-D

 

[Ailia]

Cole MacGrath from InFamous 2.... too bad I'm playing an evil playthrough right now, I really don't like evil Cole :/