The protagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

[Arfreid]

I... I played Dead Nation... It's ugly. Sorry man, I preffer the only not undead girl in the whole game.

 

[David Demers]

Guild Wars? No protagonist

EVE Online? No protagonist

City of Heroes? God damn it, no protagonist

Infamous? Probably not. I imagine that it would be rather shocking.

I SEE WHAT U DID THAR
for me?
The Marked One from Shadow of Chernobyl.

 

[PissOffRoth]

Silent protagonist from Bioshock? No thanks...

 

[iamjonah]

Been replaying Adventure of Lolo...

...not sure how that's physically possible

 

[major28]

that depends... is it possible to craft a condom in minecraft

EDIT: W0000000000000T 666th post

 

[Lord_Nemesis]

Alien vs. Predator for the Xbox360...

So I gotta choose between a ultra masculine if not silent marine. A acid blooded, saliva dripping Xenomorph. Or a ugly as fuck, 8 foot dreadlock sporting mofo.

So... dinner for four then? xD

 

[Snake Plissken]

Shit. I'm pretty sure the goddmaned Batman doesn't take "No" for an answer.

 

[Vouk]

The last game I played was Zen Bound 2 ... Not protagonist. But a lot of nice bondage!
And the game I played before that was NBA 2k11 which doesn't have a protagonist per se. Even though I was playing in the My Player mode in which I basically play myself...

So bondage masturbation. Works for me!

 

[The Geek Lord]

Spoiler

I guess you could say that I...
*Dons sunglasses*
Just completed my quest.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

 

[Markgraf]

Femshep? EFF YEAH!

 

[KILLERTHING]

Lightning from FFXIII

Fair enough.

 

[Gitty101]

Erm, Geralt? I think it's best if we remain friends... seriously. I like you and all and think you're a swell guy, but people you elope with tend to wind up in less then appealing circumstances.

 

[Timberwolf0924]

So I was playing the MLP game on that one site.. so.. no..

edit:
no, I'm lying, I wasn't playing that game..

buuuuut!

I did play Morrowind Khajiit Female.. I'm a furry (furrie? furie? furby?)

I can dig

 

[PatSilverFox]

Spiral Knights rule 34 anyone?

 

[SeanSeanston]

Chow Yun Fat? o_o

I suppose out-shooting him is out of the question...

 

[SFR]

Sadly, I finished replaying Mirror's Edge... and then beat Crysis 2. Whelp, I guess I'm getting butt fucked by someone with the strength to kick cars 20 feet and move fast enough to get speeding tickets. Fun combination there. I'd deny the request, but I'm not sure if that'd do any good.

 

[Gazzoid]

Fine by me as it's Alice from Alice: Madness Returns.

I thought she looked cute in the parts where she's an orphan, but pretty in her getup in Wonderland.

 

[CRRPGMykael]

Duke fuckin' Nukem ;(

 

[mrc390]

Trine, so a foursome? Oh god