The protagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

[Mischlings]

Bayonetta? I think I like the sound of that. I've always liked women with long hair.

 

[matrix guardian]

I just played a bit of Bayonetta. So hell yeah. I wouldn't turn her down. She's flexible and could do all kinds of positions. And she also has a bit of an oral fixation, with all those lolipops Again, hell yeah.

 

[thetruefallen]

lucky for me, Space Marines have no sex drive.

 

[subject_87]

Chell, from Portal 2? Well, I guess that's not too shabby, and the portal gun would make things... interesting...

 

[Fearzone]

Darkspore now so, that might get intersting. Andromeda wouldn't be a problem

 

[striderkiwi]

...Megatron?

Oh god.

XD oh man that sucks....wait, my last game was Duke Nukem Forever.....oh shit!! O_O

 

[Archemetis]

Well, for me it's either Team Fortress 2 or Duke Nukem Forever...

So, it's either the Medic or The Duke...

Do you think the Medic will all me after?

 

[auwdioslave]

Alice from madness returns,
Ok, why not.

 

[Dapper Ninja]

Um...

Spoiler: Oh god.

I'm sorry Earthbound! I love you, but not... not THAT way! I... I could never do something like that to Ness! Please don't judge me!

 

[MeatsOfEvil]

Female vault dweller. Not bad. I just hope she's not radioactive.

 

[The Eyeball Moose]

Kirby.

Oh God, Kirby.

Why.

 

[Josdeb]

Louis from Left 4 Dead.

Sure thing!

 

[Baldry]

Hells yes Terra.
Or is it Locke?
Maybe it's Celes. I wouldn't mind that.

Looks like we both have the same "problem", except all my characters have different names like Terra is Terry and Celes is Arthur and Locke is Locke. sadly that full stop hasn't been too funny yet...Also one of them is called Batman.

 

[Skaven252]

My Terraria player character. Sounds like a rather two-dimensional (s)experience. I'd probably get a paper cut.

 

[Estelindis]

Geralt of Rivia? Oooh, baby... <3

Oh, God, you just don't know where he's been. Actually, you probably do, which somehow makes it worse.

Yes, I do! Actually, I'm so deeply monogamous by nature, even when playing manwhores like Geralt, that I only had him sleep with Triss in both the first game and its sequel. However, even taking into account that canon!Geralt has been around the block a fair few times, as a Witcher I believe he doesn't catch or pass on STDs. My understanding is that this is at least part of why women are so eager to get with him... Sterility, unfortunately, being the other part. But, feck it, he's hot!

 

[Pierce Graham]

No, Zombie John Marston, no!
"UUUUURRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH"

 

[chronicfc]

Alice, eh? Well, well, well, we all knew it would come to this

 

[LightspeedJack]

Ok if I squint I can pretend Zidane is a girl.

 

[SlightlyEvil]

...Serious Sam.

I'd say no, but I'm terrified of how he might take rejection.

 

[4nthr4x]

Resident Evil 4
Sorry Leon, but last time I played, I did the Separate Ways missions, so I'll go with Ada, booyah