The Pun Thread

Fijiman

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I love how people are asking icely to stop the puns, but that the general conciseness is hail no.
 

sir.rutthed

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Really wanted to post here, but I'd hate to make waves; some people are whiny beaches like that. I guess I'll sea you guys later.
 

Viral_Lola

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I was designing something today that has a Russian nesting doll motif and I realized, I would like those dolls more if they weren?t so full of themselves.
 

The Diabolical Biz

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Owen Robertson said:
It's 2012 folks. No time for puns. Now, if you'll excuse me, armageddon outta here.
Not the apocalypse! Without a retractable roof, I'm domed! Still, at least when the dead rise we can rely on the Ex-Men to help-wait a minute...
 

floppylobster

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Stop! Have we had any punctuation puns yet, question mark. If not then the tilde is turning. Asterisk of trying to underscore my point too much - we need to comma up with some better puns. And you can quotes me on that one. I don't mean to be diacritical of our efforts so far, but I'd consider it a total apostrophe if we missed the opportunity. I hate to dash but I think I've hyphen-ished now.

I hope I didn't hash that last one. I guess I'll have to brace for some backslash.
 

WhyBotherToTry

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What kind of bear dissolves in water? A polar bear. I know it's not very good but my friends and I are doing science in uni and we're alkene chemists so I felt I had to put it up. Seriously though, alkane them if they make me do another one.
 

Matt Ospina

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i think we should take the puns a Notch down. All Mine have been crafted earlier. I have to pick apart this thread before i can post
 

floppylobster

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Well you knew this thread was a gamble. I guess you can't win them all. Time to cash in your chips then?
 

TheEmoSpeeds666

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I would tell you a zombie joke, but you'd die of laughter. Anyway, I can-Nazi see the point of this thread, it's going to Pot.
 

floppylobster

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The Diabolical Biz said:
Owen Robertson said:
It's 2012 folks. No time for puns. Now, if you'll excuse me, armageddon outta here.
Not the apocalypse! Without a retractable roof, I'm domed! Still, at least when the dead rise we can rely on the Ex-Men to help-wait a minute...
It seems this Internet discussion is hanging in by a thread.