The Pun Thread
- Thread starter The Diabolical Biz
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Really wanted to post here, but I'd hate to make waves; some people are whiny beaches like that. I guess I'll sea you guys later.
I was designing something today that has a Russian nesting doll motif and I realized, I would like those dolls more if they weren?t so full of themselves.
Not the apocalypse! Without a retractable roof, I'm domed! Still, at least when the dead rise we can rely on the Ex-Men to help-wait a minute...Owen Robertson said:
Has this thread finally unraveled? Say it ain't sew! Some of these puns have had me in stitches.
Stop! Have we had any punctuation puns yet, question mark. If not then the tilde is turning. Asterisk of trying to underscore my point too much - we need to comma up with some better puns. And you can quotes me on that one. I don't mean to be diacritical of our efforts so far, but I'd consider it a total apostrophe if we missed the opportunity. I hate to dash but I think I've hyphen-ished now.
I hope I didn't hash that last one. I guess I'll have to brace for some backslash.
I hope I didn't hash that last one. I guess I'll have to brace for some backslash.
What kind of bear dissolves in water? A polar bear. I know it's not very good but my friends and I are doing science in uni and we're alkene chemists so I felt I had to put it up. Seriously though, alkane them if they make me do another one.
i think we should take the puns a Notch down. All Mine have been crafted earlier. I have to pick apart this thread before i can post
Well you knew this thread was a gamble. I guess you can't win them all. Time to cash in your chips then?
I would tell you a zombie joke, but you'd die of laughter. Anyway, I can-Nazi see the point of this thread, it's going to Pot.
