The Pun Thread

[The Diabolical Biz]

I love how people are asking icely to stop the puns, but that the general conciseness is hail no.

Pardon? I don't catch your drift.

I just go with the floe.

That one was flakey. You know it-snow laughing matter!

 

[floppylobster]

This thread started out with some aquatic puns but I can see that idea's all washed up now.

 

[Frostbyte]

i think we should take the puns a Notch down. All Mine have been crafted earlier. I have to pick apart this thread before i can post

Yeah, maybe we should put a Valve on our creativity. After all, I portal my effort into making this a good Episode, but I think I'll go to a thread Witch won't Leave me 4 Dead.

Well, anyway, I was vegging out like a couch potato, and then I saw this thread. I thought to my self, I am the pun-king! It'd beet-root to not post, so I'll rock me long list of puns on you, just like Charles Cabbage. But I don't want this post to become too cu-combersome, and I'm feeling blue, berry blue, so I'll shut down my Apple, and go listen to some music on my Blackberry. Maybe some Johnny Rotten, or some Beethoven.