The Pun Thread

[Vanilla_Druid]

I sword of like this, we could do this all knight.

 

[LawyerScumGhost]

bunch of wannabe pundits

 

[Fijiman]

Sum of a birch, I'm addsolutely terrible at making puns on the spot so I might as well leaf.

 

[jboking]

A lot of these puns are really cheesy, but their still gouda-nough.

note: shouldn't this be on Forum Games?

 

[Filiecs]

I may have to krill you for that one.

Why, you wanted to use it for yourshellf? Whale I say stop being so shellfish.

 

[Link_to_Future]

No.

No, I absolutely refuse to pun for you on command. What, do you think I'm some sort linguistic monkey, ready to dance at your command.

It isn't happening. I absolutely refuse to be your chimpunzee.

...Dammit...

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

A lot of these puns are really cheesy, but their still gouda-nough.

note: shouldn't this be on Forum Games?

I was considering putting in on forum games, but it's just a discussion really - A shark wit is no game my friend!

This thread mantas a lot to me and I'd ask that you meat it with some respect.

 

[TheEmoSpeeds666]

I've haddock enough of this game. I cod stop it here, but pollocks to that.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

I've haddock enough of this game. I cod stop it here, but pollocks to that.

That one left me feeling blue. Whale, guess it can't be helped.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

I always get crabby in these threads because I'm not very good at them, I'm completely out of my depth. I wish I cod do better.

 

[lordlillen]

i would do a science joke but all the good ones argon.

 

[The Funslinger]

I always get crabby in these threads because I'm not very good at them, I'm completely out of my depth. I wish I cod do better.

I think the key is to learn to pike your moments.

Really, I'm getting tired of you just Russian your work. I'm Putin a stop to it.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

i would do a science joke but all the good ones argon.

What do you do to a dead chemist? You barium!

What has a quiff and lives at the bottom of the ocean? Elvis Prawn! (Best joke ever)

 

[ClanCrusher]

Medical scientists have just discovered a new type of breast cancer that is transmitted through the process of eating broccoli. They are calling it...bra-co-lie. Fortunately, they have discovered that posting it on twitter helps lessen the symptoms, making it tweet-able.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Medical scientists have just discovered a new type of breast cancer that is transmitted through the process of eating broccoli. They are calling it...bra-co-lie. Fortunately, they have discovered that posting it on twitter helps lessen the symptoms, making it tweet-able.

Not as bad as that bacteria transmitted by its cousin a couple steps up the alphabet: Br-E-Coli.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Not this cod-for-sake-n tern again, luke whale carp orfe aboat it in this plaice, sea if we don't. It's all pollacks.

Maybe we should mullet over again, before we krill the thread?

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Not this cod-for-sake-n tern again, luke whale carp orfe aboat it in this plaice, sea if we don't. It's all pollacks.

Maybe we should mullet over again, before we krill the thread?

Or-camon, it's just a bit of fun!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Not this cod-for-sake-n tern again, luke whale carp orfe aboat it in this plaice, sea if we don't. It's all pollacks.

Maybe we should mullet over again, before we krill the thread?

Or-camon, it's just a bit of fun!

Whale, it's not skate one of those prawn threads. They always smelt. Perhaps whiting them would be haarder? Gets the endolphins flowing. It's not without porpoise.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Not this cod-for-sake-n tern again, luke whale carp orfe aboat it in this plaice, sea if we don't. It's all pollacks.

Maybe we should mullet over again, before we krill the thread?

Or-camon, it's just a bit of fun!

Whale, it's not skate one of those prawn threads. They always smelt. Perhaps whiting them would be haarder? Gets the endolphins flowing. It's not without porpoise.

I admit, they are wearing quite fin. I'll still say that this thread wasn't quite a roeful idea. Some of them have been Eely bad, but on the whole it's going pretty swimmingly.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

I always get crabby in these threads because I'm not very good at them, I'm completely out of my depth. I wish I cod do better.

I think the key is to learn to pike your moments.

Really, I'm getting tired of you just Russian your work. I'm Putin a stop to it.

I'm sorry, I know I'm just Stalin, but vodkan I do about it?