The Pun Thread

[Chairman Miaow]

i would do a science joke but all the good ones argon.

I found that one a bit boron. Sorry, there was just no reaction.

 

[bojackx]

This thread is spiralling out of control, we need to keep the puns at bay...

...that was terrible.

(aquatic-themed)

Also wanna hear a joke about a bird? It'll quack you up! Unless you don't laugh, then it'll just be hawkward. But trust me, it's very emu-sing.

 

[Samus Aran but a man]

This thread is punishing.

 

[natster43]

This thread is punbearable. I think I will take my leave for now. No good puns in my brain.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Well, we could dachshund into doggerel, mutt make for a ruff thread though. I'll setter it up and we kennel come in. Take a paws from fish for the halibut.

 

[Malty Milk Whistle]

Not this cod-for-sake-n tern again, luke whale carp orfe aboat it in this plaice, sea if we don't. It's all pollacks.

Maybe we should mullet over again, before we krill the thread?

Or-camon, it's just a bit of fun!

I think you should just F-Orca-f with your aquanitc puns!

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

This thread is spiralling out of control, we need to keep the puns at bay...

...that was terrible.

(aquatic-themed)

Also wanna hear a joke about a bird? It'll quack you up! Unless you don't laugh, then it'll just be hawkward. But trust me, it's very emu-sing.

I was huffin' and puffin with rage after that one! Still, I don't want to ruffle your feathers - it wasn't completely fowl.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Well, we could dachshund into doggerel, mutt make for a ruff thread though. I'll setter it up and we kennel come in. Take a paws from fish for the halibut.

I feel that you've given this thread a new leash of life! I was terrierfied that I was going to have to flea this place in a hurry.

EDIT: Forgive the double post.

 

[The Funslinger]

I always get crabby in these threads because I'm not very good at them, I'm completely out of my depth. I wish I cod do better.

I think the key is to learn to pike your moments.

Really, I'm getting tired of you just Russian your work. I'm Putin a stop to it.

I'm sorry, I know I'm just Stalin, but vodkan I do about it?

Well that was good. I did Nazi that coming. And here I just thought you were Lenin on old cliches!

 

[D'eath]

Oh so this is where your getting them from.

 

[Caneurysm]

I don't mean to whale on you all; please don't think I am fleecing you or being a trolololobyte. Eye sea weeding out the punters and schooling you on how to properly catch the drift, wood flail to change the tide of this wavering, neigh floundering thread. Shucks it would be down right preposterous to think I could just dive right in and seal your approval with such a crabby approach; clawing about to fin the right pun with which to make your minds saw; fishing for the pearl of wisdom to make you coralate and reciprocate my gold, fish puns.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Oh so this is where your getting them from.

Combo breaker.

Now get out, or you'll feel my Wrasse!

 

[The Funslinger]

Oh so this is where your getting them from.

Combo breaker.

Now get out, or you'll feel my Wrasse!

I know, right? We're thinking of these by Descartes-load. He just had to ruin it because he Kant keep up!

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Oh so this is where your getting them from.

Combo breaker.

Now get out, or you'll feel my Wrasse!

I know, right? We're thinking of these by Descartes-load. He just had to ruin it because he Kant keep up!

Hey, hey, hey, did you hear the one about Descartes? Apparently he walked into his local bar, and the barman asked if he'd like the usual.

"I don't think-" he managed, before disappearing in a puff of logic.

Those puns were so diabolical I'm starting think that you're not a philosopher, you're a philucifer!

 

[floppylobster]

Oh so this is where your getting them from.

Combo breaker.

Now get out, or you'll feel my Wrasse!

You've really got a 'killer instinct' when it comes to puns. 'Orchid'-ding aside, you're my 'eyedol'. Your combo breaker has 'rip tor' all to 'cinders' and shown 'no mercy'. It really it is a 'rare' thing. You should 'sabre' your victory.

 

[The Funslinger]

Oh so this is where your getting them from.

Combo breaker.

Now get out, or you'll feel my Wrasse!

I know, right? We're thinking of these by Descartes-load. He just had to ruin it because he Kant keep up!

Hey, hey, hey, did you hear the one about Descartes? Apparently he walked into his local bar, and the barman asked if he'd like the usual.

"I don't think-" he managed, before disappearing in a puff of logic.

Those puns were so diabolical I'm starting think that you're not a philosopher, you're a philucifer!

I know, I'm evil. You'll have to Locke me up. What I'm doing is really in-Hume-ane.

 

[Arakasi]

I wanted to make a chemistry pun. But all the good ones argon.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Oh so this is where your getting them from.

Combo breaker.

Now get out, or you'll feel my Wrasse!

You've really got a 'killer instinct' when it comes to puns. 'Orchid'-ding aside, you're my 'eyedol'. Your combo breaker has 'rip tor' all to 'cinders' and shown 'no mercy'. It really it is a 'rare' thing. You should 'sabre' your victory.

Well, I thought to myself that I'd only have one oppor-tuna-ty to make most of these, and, well, I'm not just going to post just for the halibut!

And to think that this thread is Albacores of me.

 

[RustlessPotato]

This may come as a surprise, but there are more catholic churches than casinos in las vegas. Not suprisingly, some worhsippers at sunday services will give casio chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.



Since they get chips from many different casinos, the chruches have devised a method to collect the offerings. The churches send all their collected Chips to a nearby Franciscan Monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.



This is done by the Chip Monks

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

I know, I'm evil. You'll have to Locke me up. What I'm doing is really in-Hume-ane.

I think I reached a Nietzsche market with this thread, but it's been Or-Well worth it.