I really hope that isn't true.Skatologist said:Respect what is essentially your sister
That would raise some serious moral questions.
I really hope that isn't true.Skatologist said:Respect what is essentially your sister
I know right, why won't the media pick up on Taco's discretions, giving out free newscasts in exchange for sex! It's madness.Jandau said:PsychicTaco banged Zoe Quinn. True story...
Colour Scientist said:Daystar and Fappy are Gods?
They don't even go here!
Yeah, god of being a douche.Daystar Clarion said:TIL I am a god.
JoJo said:I know right, why won't the media pick up on Taco's discretions, giving out free newscasts in exchange for sex! It's madness.Jandau said:PsychicTaco banged Zoe Quinn. True story...
On topic, I approve of this new religion, any suggestions what I should patronise with my new found powers?
Dirty Cop James funs said:That's just silly, Taco's obviously not a god or anything. I mean, if he is, why didn't he just erase your thread from existence? Silly conspiracy theorists.
[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]Damn it, the mortals are on to us! Told you to eradicate those damn monkeys when they were still tossing their feces at each other as a form of communication![/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
I go to bed and...StormShaun said:As residentself-claimedArchangel ...
The only true God here is the sun, and our sun on the Escapist is Jim Sterling!
Do not be fooled by these false deities, they created such tomfoolery as Aliens: Colonial Marines, on-disk DLC, and those threads about Zoe Quinn/Anita Sarkeesian.
Praise the sun chungus!
and praise be to those mods that guard his threads! [sub][sub][sub]... and pants.[/sub][/sub][/sub]
*cough*xaszatm said:[HEADING=1]ALL HAIL COLOUR SCIENTIST: GODDESS OF ART[/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]ALL HAIL JOJO: GOD OF STANDS[/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]ALL HAIL DIRTY COP JAMES FUNS: GOD OF FUN[/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]ALL HAIL STORMSHAUN: ANGEL GOD[/HEADING]
Can I pick a different one?xaszatm said:[HEADING=1]ALL HAIL COLOUR SCIENTIST: GODDESS OF ART[/HEADING]
...Colour Scientist said:Can I pick a different one?xaszatm said:[HEADING=1]ALL HAIL COLOUR SCIENTIST: GODDESS OF ART[/HEADING]
Something that sounds a bit more basass and awesome. XD
AND WHAT DOES THIS MAKE ME?xaszatm said:I'm just gonna be adding gods for every 5 digit poster I see.
[HEADING=1]ALL HAIL LACKTHEKNACK: GOD OF FOOD![/HEADING]lacktheknack said:AND WHAT DOES THIS MAKE ME?xaszatm said:I'm just gonna be adding gods for every 5 digit poster I see.
(I'm genuinely curious, I don't really know what people think when they see me. )
<color=red>BOW BEFORE MY "" EMOTICON!xaszatm said:[HEADING=1]ALL HAIL LACKTHEKNACK: GOD OF GIANT MOUTHS![/HEADING]lacktheknack said:AND WHAT DOES THIS MAKE ME?xaszatm said:I'm just gonna be adding gods for every 5 digit poster I see.
(I'm genuinely curious, I don't really know what people think when they see me. )
I still primarily remember you for you previous avatar
...what am I, a DM?lacktheknack said:<color=red>BOW BEFORE MY "" EMOTICON!xaszatm said:[HEADING=1]ALL HAIL LACKTHEKNACK: GOD OF GIANT MOUTHS![/HEADING]lacktheknack said:AND WHAT DOES THIS MAKE ME?xaszatm said:I'm just gonna be adding gods for every 5 digit poster I see.
(I'm genuinely curious, I don't really know what people think when they see me. )
I still primarily remember you for you previous avatar
Seems kind of one-trick-ponyish, don't you think? I might do what Colour Scientist did and ask for a reroll. xD
As the local food addict, I'll take it. xDxaszatm said:...what am I, a DM?lacktheknack said:<color=red>BOW BEFORE MY "" EMOTICON!xaszatm said:[HEADING=1]ALL HAIL LACKTHEKNACK: GOD OF GIANT MOUTHS![/HEADING]lacktheknack said:AND WHAT DOES THIS MAKE ME?xaszatm said:I'm just gonna be adding gods for every 5 digit poster I see.
(I'm genuinely curious, I don't really know what people think when they see me. )
I still primarily remember you for you previous avatar
Seems kind of one-trick-ponyish, don't you think? I might do what Colour Scientist did and ask for a reroll. xD
[HEADING=1]ALL HAIL LACKTHEKNACK: GOD OF FOOD![/HEADING]
...better?
How about the God of Copycats then? XDlacktheknack said:I might do what Colour Scientist did and ask for a reroll. xD
...give a god an inch...Colour Scientist said:How about the God of Copycats then? XDlacktheknack said:I might do what Colour Scientist did and ask for a reroll. xD
I'm not too enraptured by my new one either.
[HEADING=1]Colour Scientist: Goddess of Being a Demanding Pain in the Arse[/HEADING]
Hm, maybe that's a bit too long...
In the Mythos, I hope we'll retain our God status for all the subjects we've cycled through.xaszatm said:...give a god an inch...Colour Scientist said:How about the God of Copycats then? XDlacktheknack said:I might do what Colour Scientist did and ask for a reroll. xD
I'm not too enraptured by my new one either.
[HEADING=1]Colour Scientist: Goddess of Being a Demanding Pain in the Arse[/HEADING]
Hm, maybe that's a bit too long...
[HEADING=1]ALL HAIL COLOUR SCIENTIS: GODDESS OF ROYAL PAINS![/HEADING]
I think this is appropriate for my realm then. Butts are serious business. Can you imagine not having one? You'd have to sit with your knees all the time. I'm like the most important god.Daystar Clarion said:Gods need a theme tune, it's written in a book somewhere, I swear.
I hear he swats rival news casters anonymously just to get an edge too. He's no saint that one. WHY IS THE MEDIA BLACKING OUT ON THIS?!JoJo said:I know right, why won't the media pick up on Taco's discretions, giving out free newscasts in exchange for sex! It's madness.Jandau said:PsychicTaco banged Zoe Quinn. True story...
Good word? Someone wrote an escapist bible? What's in it? Ooh! We should make our main theme be about hedonism. That's a fun philosophy right?TizzytheTormentor said:I am honored to be the god of Tizziness, it was what I was born to be!xaszatm said:[HEADING=1]ALL HAIL TIZZYTHETORMENTOR: GOD OF TIZZINESS![/HEADING]
I proclaim you [user]xaszatm[/user] as our prophet, to spread the good word!
[sub][sub]And why is Fapster the cat god? I am the local cat bastard, I am even blue! Not now for obvious raisins...[/sub][/sub]
So needyColour Scientist said:Can I pick a different one?xaszatm said:[HEADING=1]ALL HAIL COLOUR SCIENTIST: GODDESS OF ART[/HEADING]
Something that sounds a bit more basass and awesome. XD
But Lack! Everyone has a butt! I lord over everyone! MWAHAHAHAHA!lacktheknack said:In the Mythos, I hope we'll retain our God status for all the subjects we've cycled through.xaszatm said:...give a god an inch...Colour Scientist said:How about the God of Copycats then? XDlacktheknack said:I might do what Colour Scientist did and ask for a reroll. xD
I'm not too enraptured by my new one either.
[HEADING=1]Colour Scientist: Goddess of Being a Demanding Pain in the Arse[/HEADING]
Hm, maybe that's a bit too long...
[HEADING=1]ALL HAIL COLOUR SCIENTIS: GODDESS OF ROYAL PAINS![/HEADING]
Yes, this means Colour is the most powerful and influential by far, but oh well. xD
So Jim is and endless loop of shameful self promotion? Eeeeexcellent.MysticSlayer said:And always remember to thank God for Jim!...Or should I say, thank Jim for Jim!