The Superpower Thread... WITH A TWIST!!!

[luclin92]

the power to go naked anywere and not get arrested.

 

[Kurokami]

ok, we all know the drill, what would your ideal superpower be, HOWEVER!!! this time your selected superpower must have absolutely NO practical use in;

. fighting crime
. help with day to day activity
. solving world-wide problems such as world hunger

so basically useless in every way imaginable

for me it would be..... THE POWER TO COMMUNICATE WITH SPIDERS!!!!!

I reject that most of these aren't practical in one way or another, just not particularly.

Anyway I would take the power to stop time, but being unnable to move while stopped, only think. So basically, have the power to think everything over as carefully as I want, or if I'm about to die, drain that shit for as long as I can.

Course that's practical so alternatively...

The power to move and immovable object. Since none exist its completely and utterly useless.

 

[silver wolf009]

The power to blow up any kind of hair or fur. Not really that useful but it would be awesome to just go "Alakapoof!" and every hair on someone head instantly disentegrates.

snipity snip snip

That is an awesome avatar.

 

[Hollock]

the ability to phase through closed doors.
while having this played in the background

 

[escapistrules]

the super awesome ability to talk to food.

me: hey brownie how are you
brownie: oh just fine
Me: hmm, you look delicious
brownie: thanks?
(take bite of brownie)
brownie: OMG!! YOU JUST ATE MY LEGS!!!
me: yeah, they were tasty

 

[El Poncho]

The ability to write funny comic strips but be too scared to show them to anyone so they are left in a cupboard for all eternity!

 

[Legend of J]

Rapid revovering but the most damage i can take is from a pin prick.

 

[Gardenia]

The power to constanty travel forward in time at a rate of 60 seconds per minute.

 

[Theninja'skatana]

OOze. nuff said.

 

[pyrosaw]

The ability to be great in bed, but only after i've been drunk.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

As usual, my power is to make people orgasm on touch.

So. Much. Fun.

 

[ItsAChiaotzu]

Being able to give someone an orgasm by winking at them.

Useless (for the most part) but incredibly hilarious.

Russel Howard much?

I would like the ability to call someone something that isn't their name and for them and everyone else to start referring to themselves as that.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Electrical powers. But the most I can do is a liitle shock like static electricity. Not good for fighting crime but I can still shoot it out of my hands like Emperor Palpatine.

 

[p3t3r]

SUPAH ORGANS!

I could Drink more!
More drug use!
MORE SKIN RESISTENSE!!!!!

wouldn;t it be better to have it the opposite that way you would save money

 

[DazBurger]

The POWAH to cum instantly.

... The power to grow hair on my nipples!

 

[LandoCristo]

The power to see what I did yesterday! Exactly 24 hours past-seeing!

 

[SD-Fiend]

the ability to become comically obese and do everything an obese guy would do in a sitcom i.e. breaking steel chairs under my weight eating a whole pizza and still be hungry waring clothes that are too small huge man boobs etc

 

[HeySeansOnline]

Finding the best price for everything I buy. Now I won't have to shell out forty dollars for Kuuga Growing Form.

 

[Aerowaves]

The power to correctly fold up a road map in under 3 seconds.

Be amazed!

This is just crazy talk.

 

[royohz]

The ability to use telekinesis, but only on child-safe items (pillows, paper, crayons, etc) and you can only move them in an upwards direction.

People keep using upwards as their useless direction. I would have this only downwards. How. Frikkin'. Useless...