The Superpower Thread... WITH A TWIST!!!

[l3lazec]

The power to give anything I touch an orgasm

 

[Mr Pantomime]

The ability to see upside down.

 

[Jonluw]

The ability to instantly grow really awesome facial hair.

Edit: Or perhaps to have absolute control over my man-parts.

Too useful. Both of them.

Oh come on. Growing facial hair on command has no practical applications other than making me more satisfied with myself.

And total control over my tackle would only be good for avoiding awkward situations. Which I think is too... abstract, perhaps? To be covered by "not being useful in day to day activities"

 

[C117]

The power to let everyone else read my mind.

Big help THAT would be.

 

[Chronic42]

The ability to shape shift into a solar powered torch.

 

[Shemming]

The abilty to adjust my mental age at will!

 

[Rofl-kamikaze]

The ability to turn into a wolf, but only whem I'm sleeping.

You would want to hope you don't sleepwalk

Anywhoo... my power would be to manufacture and secrete any illegal drug into my system, but only when i'm about to be drug tested.

 

[3aqua]

TO BE ABLE TO FOLD THE VERY DIMENSION OF TIME AND SPACE TO GO WHERE WERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE THE PAST!!! (only to last tuesday) or the ability to read my mind

 

[jaing1138]

Observing alternate realitiess would be cool.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Spoiler: I suppose this is out of the question, then

What is that from?

OT: The ability to grow my toenails faster.

 

[supermariner]

i'd have the power to be a seahorse
but the transformation is non-reversable

 

[sheogoraththemad]

The ability to feel hungry every 5 minutes.

I have that power, am I a superhero?

 

[Shadowfaze]

The ability to eat impossible amounts and not get sick or fat. I would go win some T shirts

 

[Quaxar]

The power to MELT!

...Kudos to whoever gets the reference.

Yay Melt-Man!

OT:
I can't really think of any good-

The ablity to literally get into books and comics.

...
Could we share this one?

I don't see why not...
Waaait a minute! You just want to use it to get into erotic fanfiction, don't you?

 

[The Boy in the Hat]

The ability to conjure flaming demon babies within a magic circle... but there are no such things as magic circles

 

[InsanelyZanter]

Glowing eyes and a constant breeze around me.

Yeah.

 

[Blueruler182]

Gymnastics. It can't be used for any of those things, unless we're fighting raptors in the city.

 

[Ampersand]

I'd like to be immune to fall damage. That would be excellent.

 

[Soxafloppin]

The power to have a stomach ache at will!

 

[Eren Murtaugh]

My super power would be... The Green Lantern's ring, but it has no effect on anything tangible.