The "That's Nothing!" Game

[Nivag the Owl]

Based on the Monty Python "Four Yorkshiremen" sketch. I complain about how hard life is and the next poster has to complain that they were worse off. Carry on from the example.

E.g. Back in my day, we had to get up at 6am to get ready for work.

6am? When I was a lad we had to work 24 hour shifts!

 

[sky14kemea]

Thats nothing! Back in my day we had to walk 20 miles before doing our 25 hour shifts!

 

[Kud]

Thats nothing! Back in my day I only had to work 20 second shifts, but my job was being set on fire and dieing.

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

Thats nothing!

Back in my day, I was just set on fire and killed instantly. Without sick-leave!.

 

[Nivag the Owl]

Without a sick leave? They MADE SURE I was sick when I came into work. And I had to pay THEM to set me on fire.

 

[Kud]

Thats nothing!

Back in my day I was set on fire and somehow lived on for 6 hours in agonizing pain!

And I didn't even get paid!

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

That's nothing!

In my day they didn't give you the luxury of fire! They just covered you in mincemeat then threw piranhas at you!

 

[brtshstel]

That's nothing! Back in my day there was no such luck, as "mincemeat" would have been a Utopian society. If we wanted food we would have to either join the army or beg for it! And we didn't have piranhas because we didn't even have water!

We would be lucky to have a pound of bread to feed all eight of us!

 

[j1-2themax]

That's nothing. Our family rarely even got bread. We were lucky if the family next door spared us the mold off their bread. And by George, all ten of us had to share it.

By the way, this game reminds me of this guy:

 

[Zedzero]

That's Nothing! My family has to bake bread from the flesh of the youngest sibling.

 

[Broken Orange]

That's nothing! We had to bake bake bread from the flesh of my flesh! and we only had rusty knifes!

 

[ThePoodonkis]

At least you had knives! I used my teeth to remove my own bones to make bread!

 

[skywalkerlion]

That's nothing! Back in my day, I had to wrestle dolphins and bears if I wanted any bread! After we killed them, we'd stab every second person standing in line. And don't you whipersnappers ask me how the hell we got people to stand in line, just listen! Baby booming is in fact as much of a ***** it is today. Then we'd take that flesh and just go baby seal club clubbing. Which involves the clubbing of clubs of baby seals. Like, kindergarten cliques and stuff. From which we'd make sea bread. And that's 10x better then what you sunsabitches have today! Now shoo! You're standing on my baby seal club clubbing club!

 

[brtshstel]

At least you had clubs! If we wanted a club, we had to chop down trees with out BARE HANDS and carve out the logs to make a club! But we had to save our ration stamps out for a whole month in order to afford a tree! By we got by on what we because back in those days we were fightin' the Kaiser!

 

[Sleekgiant]

Thats nothing, in my neighborhood you had to spend 20 seconds in the closet with pedobear to get any bread.

 

[Nivag the Owl]

20 seconds? We had to share a bunk with him. And our bread was a year old!

 

[SteakHeart]

A year old? Our bread was 42 years old. And on fire. And poisoned. And covered in splooge and embalming fluid.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

At least you had bread! I had to eat whatever was at the bottom of the barrel I slept in!

 

[Banana Phone Man]

At least you had a barrel. Back in my day I had to sleep in people's bins. If I was lucky i would find some bread. However it would be the kind that sticks to the bottom of the bin for years and years, it would resemble a sickly yellow and green colour and taste of everything that had been put into the bin from the years past.

 

[Nexus424]

At least at the end of the day you knew it was bread or some type of it. Back in my day in the disgusting ooze filled tube I lived in when it was dinner time the man in control went upstairs and smashed together whatever decided to crash in his windshield or die in the front steps and mix it into mystery paste that got tubed down my throat no questions allowed.