The "That's Nothing!" Game
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At least you had trains! when I was your age trains didn't come around our town; only the big cities were connected!
If we were to get hit by something, it was an ox cart! Only it hurt more because oxen move slow, so the cart would take forever run you over!
If we were to get hit by something, it was an ox cart! Only it hurt more because oxen move slow, so the cart would take forever run you over!
At least you had Oxen! Back in my day we had to pull them ourselves, and we used rocks for wheels!
That's nothing!
When I was a kid, I had to carry the cart on my back, cause it had no fucking wheels!
When I was a kid, I had to carry the cart on my back, cause it had no fucking wheels!
That's what I said. Take my post and the post before mine into context. That's why it was dragged on the ground, smart guy. You kids never study anymore!
Your "modern" education with your "math machines" and "computing boxes" and "co-ed classrooms" and teachers that don't paddle your ass for talking is a joke compared to what we did.
We walked to class barefoot in the snow five miles every day! We didn't have weekends, and we didn't have any fancy classes neither.
We did math on paper, we read books, and spelled words. And if we got out of line, the teacher would bust our asses with a paddle the size of a goddamn boat oar!
I tell ya what, by golly, you kids don't even know how to spell! Ya got no discipline! And ya sure as hell can't do not math without no damn fancy calculator, neither.
Your "modern" education with your "math machines" and "computing boxes" and "co-ed classrooms" and teachers that don't paddle your ass for talking is a joke compared to what we did.
We walked to class barefoot in the snow five miles every day! We didn't have weekends, and we didn't have any fancy classes neither.
We did math on paper, we read books, and spelled words. And if we got out of line, the teacher would bust our asses with a paddle the size of a goddamn boat oar!
I tell ya what, by golly, you kids don't even know how to spell! Ya got no discipline! And ya sure as hell can't do not math without no damn fancy calculator, neither.
That's nothing. When I was a kid sonny, I had to ride a fucking dinosaur to school. And trust me them dinos are not happy when you try yo eat them.
That's nothing! in order for anyone to get food, they had to play FF3 and beat the Cloud of Darkness final boss with all characters at level 1, in 1 minute! If you didn't they'd throw you into the hell pit where your soul would be damned for all eternity! Don't ask me how i won!
That's nothing! We had to do all that WHILE riding a porcupine through the broken glass, salt, and lemonjuice factory! Without pants!
That's nothing!
I had do it while riding the porcupine throw broken glass salt and lemonjuice factory, without any clothes at all!
and before we did that I had to cut my self everywhere!
I had do it while riding the porcupine throw broken glass salt and lemonjuice factory, without any clothes at all!
and before we did that I had to cut my self everywhere!
That's nothing! We had to use a stick that spent barely twelve seconds in a fire to cauterize our wounds. And we had to share the stick.
Thats nothing. Back in my day we had to have the radioactive slime around for dinner on a regular basis. And that would make the local chemical dumps very jealous. So they would call in their friends from the mob to firebomb out house. The problem was back in those day the only way to get said firebomb was from the Russians. So now the Russians are in the picture as well. And we all know that all radioactive waste comes from Russia so we would end up getting in some sort of fugitive based car chase or something like in the Bourne movies.
That's nothing. We didn't have cars! We had to make do with cardboard boxes and bruuuuuumming noises.
You got to drag yourself around? I didn't even have that luxury. I had to imagine going everywhere because I wasn't allowed to move at all.