The "That's Nothing!" Game

[fanklok]

That's nothing.

Back in my day we had to walk uphill both ways through a blizzard hurricane tsunami while fighting off a pack of rabid Big Daddies, with nothing but out frozen hands and our shoes that we had to make ourselves. And all that was just so we could hazard upon something edible and most days there wasn't anything. So we ended up eating our clothes, that we had to knit ourselves by hand.

 

[brtshstel]

At least you had hills, both ways for that matter! If we wanted a cliche to use about how hard we had it, we could would have to save up forty stamps! That's an entire month!

 

[jacx]

thats nothing back in my day we had to fight for the stamps and the word cliche hadnt been invented yet

 

[Rawker]

At least you had a postage system! we had to trade our blood and vital organs to send messages!

 

[ottenni]

Thats nothing, back in my day we used out blood and vital organs to send messages. If it was interstate i hope you could live without you kidneys, because they would be gone for a while. And when they came back, the culture would have gotten to them and they would attempt an uprising. And i can assure you, kidney made bombs are not friendly.

 

[brtshstel]

At least you had air available to buy! In our day, the aristocracy had monopolized it, and since the government was biased towards the educated wealthy class, they got all of it for free! If we wanted air, we has to steal what was left over after those fat noblemen got done with it. And don't even get me started on a post office.

 

[Nivag the Owl]

Psssh left over? Back in my day the aristocracy didn't leave a spec of oxygen in the atmosphere. Instead, they just captured all their farts and burps and sent that over to be deployed into the atmosphere of us humble folk to breath. And they only delivered that once a week!

 

[Sleekgiant]

Thats nothing, they charged us Microsoft Points for our fart/burp filled air supply

 

[Broken Orange]

Thats nothing, for us to even get our monthly air supply, when had to spend an hour in the "Dragon Sack" with the local whore. And they only gave us enough to last us for a week!

 

[Nouw]

Thats nothing, for us we have to earn our air, water and food by getting breaking a law in public. 1 law broken earns us 1 hour of air,water and food.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

That's nothing!, in my day, You had to spend your entire life researching the Planet's magic, and ways to find the Promised Land, and then become a god before you were allowed the luxury of seeing the sun, or air, water, or decent food. And the term god meant someone who had to carved out their bones to make ovens which cooked our dirt, and the promised land was a sewage tunnel, and the Planet's Magic was mold! Which we had to eat along with our bone cooked soil!

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

That's nothing!

Back in my day you didn't get dirt, only rocks, and you had to eat them raw!

 

[dalek sec]

That's nothing! Back in my day I had to fight a Cylon Centurion in free fall!

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

That's nothing! Back in my day we had to make our own Cylons to fight, and we had to freefall from the roof, by jumping off it!

 

[Darth Caelum]

That's Nothing! Back in my day we had to manually scrape of a person's face for him to become a slender man!........and make him get on a diet!

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

That's nothing! Back in my day we had to go around, actually talkin to people face to face!

 

[ottenni]

Thats nothing, back in my day we actually had to cut our faces of and throw them at people to talk to them. And they would often not give it back, so we would have to go find puppies and steal their faces.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

That's nothing! Back in my day we didn't have puppies, they all came out as fully grown Pitbulls dripping with Rabies, and these were our companions as children.

 

[ottenni]

Thats nothing, back in our day we were fully grown pitbulls with rabies, and we had to be the companions of OURSELVES!

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

That's nothing! Back in my day we had to go outside and interact with nature, and by nature I mean Bears!