The "That's Nothing!" Game
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That's nothing, for us to prove our might, we had to fight rabid monkeys when we are 1 month old.
That's nothing! we had to do that with 5 rabid GORILLA'S right when we're born! if we didn't we'd be fed to the rabid hellhounds who's teeths were coated in salt and lemon juice and were boiling hot!
That's nothing!
Back in the day we would get 70 ft of snow, and the snow was acid! And we were all naked!!!
Back in the day we would get 70 ft of snow, and the snow was acid! And we were all naked!!!
That's nothing!
When I was a kid I had to live in 800 degree weather!! And I had to eat rocks for cereal, and, in fact every meal was rocks!!!
When I was a kid I had to live in 800 degree weather!! And I had to eat rocks for cereal, and, in fact every meal was rocks!!!
That's nothing!
We had to catch our rocks to eat them, have you ever tried to wade knee deep in sharp pointy stones and pebbles to find little scrappy pieces of rock to feed an entire village with?
Rock Catchers were heroes in my day.
We had to catch our rocks to eat them, have you ever tried to wade knee deep in sharp pointy stones and pebbles to find little scrappy pieces of rock to feed an entire village with?
Rock Catchers were heroes in my day.
That's nothing! To qualify for a rock catching license, we had to read this section of fine print aloud, without laughing! Go on. I dare you. I didn't manage it.
[sub]Side effects may include: headache, nausea, vomiting, death, dizziness, stomach pain, acid reflux, cardiac arrhythmia, mild heart explosions, varicose veins, darkened stool, darkened soul, a 10-year-old kid wearing giant goggles running around a physical representation of the darkest corners of your mind you didn't even know existed, lycanthropy, trucanthropy, arteriosclerosis, haemorrhoids, diabeetus, virginity, mild discomfort, vampirism, gender impermanence, spontaneous dental hydroplosion, sugar high, more vomiting, 401 errors, 404 errors, fallen armpits, Twonk's Disease, spontaneous combustion, flaming ninjas, so-called ninjas in bright orange jumpsuits, inverted cranium, electric guitars, poor speling, depression, suicide attempts, desire to help others, lack of capacity for self-pity, Colon Cancer, apocalyptic visions, apoplectic visions, Tony Danza, speaking in a badly done German accent, a desire to dance the Virginia Reel, explosive diarrhoea, implosive diarrhoea, a desire to add increasingly more ridiculous symptoms to a list on a memetic website, five meta-points, bears, talking bears, pedobears, more headache, amnesia, warts, flatulence, demonic possession, wandering skin, bacon, eggs, tomato and spam, cranial inversion, fin rot, the jibblies, Dakka, seasonal allergies, null pointer exceptions, sleep crime, uncontrollably singing Three Dog Night songs, thinking that you're good at Guitar Hero to impress girls, More Dakka, even more headache, exploding uvula syndrome, Laser Guided Amnesia, and/or a desire to take over the world using eight reprogrammed robot masters.
Void where prohibited by law. May contain traces of nuts. Part of a complete breakfast.[/sub]
[sub]Side effects may include: headache, nausea, vomiting, death, dizziness, stomach pain, acid reflux, cardiac arrhythmia, mild heart explosions, varicose veins, darkened stool, darkened soul, a 10-year-old kid wearing giant goggles running around a physical representation of the darkest corners of your mind you didn't even know existed, lycanthropy, trucanthropy, arteriosclerosis, haemorrhoids, diabeetus, virginity, mild discomfort, vampirism, gender impermanence, spontaneous dental hydroplosion, sugar high, more vomiting, 401 errors, 404 errors, fallen armpits, Twonk's Disease, spontaneous combustion, flaming ninjas, so-called ninjas in bright orange jumpsuits, inverted cranium, electric guitars, poor speling, depression, suicide attempts, desire to help others, lack of capacity for self-pity, Colon Cancer, apocalyptic visions, apoplectic visions, Tony Danza, speaking in a badly done German accent, a desire to dance the Virginia Reel, explosive diarrhoea, implosive diarrhoea, a desire to add increasingly more ridiculous symptoms to a list on a memetic website, five meta-points, bears, talking bears, pedobears, more headache, amnesia, warts, flatulence, demonic possession, wandering skin, bacon, eggs, tomato and spam, cranial inversion, fin rot, the jibblies, Dakka, seasonal allergies, null pointer exceptions, sleep crime, uncontrollably singing Three Dog Night songs, thinking that you're good at Guitar Hero to impress girls, More Dakka, even more headache, exploding uvula syndrome, Laser Guided Amnesia, and/or a desire to take over the world using eight reprogrammed robot masters.
Void where prohibited by law. May contain traces of nuts. Part of a complete breakfast.[/sub]
We were forced to read it out loud in silence! If we couldn't comply we were forced to read all the Mr.Men books back to front! It was a ritual to summon them all and terrorize our civilization.CounterAttack said:
Also: I got to "talking bears"
That's nothing. I was forced to fight off ten Daemonettes of Slaanesh after I failed the trial.
[sub]I survived until "Twonk's Disease". "diabeetus" almost got me.[/sub]
[sub]I survived until "Twonk's Disease". "diabeetus" almost got me.[/sub]
That's nothing. We had to get spit on to learn the alphabet.
Remember, one spit for an 'A', to spits and a gollie for 'B'.
Eurrgh.
Remember, one spit for an 'A', to spits and a gollie for 'B'.
Eurrgh.
At least you could grunt! We had to have our tonsils removed so that way we couldn't give away secrets! And we had no Anesthesia!
You kids these days are useless. We could still grunt after our tonsils were removed. Things were better in former times. Plus, we had to march ourselves to the hospital, and the hospitals weren't sanitized these days like they used to be. Sometimes you were better off staying home and living with your illness instead of going there and getting sick in a worse way.BloodyThoughts said:
I made it all the way through... I must have no snse of humour.CounterAttack said:
Also: That's nothing! In my day, the hospitals were PURPOSEFULLY made insanitary so that we WOULD contract a worse disease.
