The Uncomfortably-Personal-Questions Thread for Escapist Posters with No Boundaries!

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[Bob_McMillan]

9. Hmmm I'd say cloudy, we only have two seasons here, summer and rain. So I think I've had enough sun for several lifetimes. Enjoying warmth is not something I really understand.

10. Mushrooms, onions, and just a shit ton of cheese and tomato sauce. I hate white pizzas, and I hate pizzas where I can see the tomato sauce because there's not enough cheese.

 

[Neuromancer]

1. Toilet paper: which direction do you wipe?
2. What is your sexual fetish?
3. What are you wearing? (This one was originally titled "Show Us Your Knickers!)

1. Front to back.
2. Depends on what my partner is into. There's some no-no's, but I don't particularly care besides satisfying my partner.
3. Mask, black Coheed & Cambria hoodie, black Nightstalker T-shirt, jeans and black sports shoes.

4.) You're sucked into your most played Sci-fi/Fantasy rpg on your primary console. But this twist is that you are focused to be your least favorite character class. Which class are you?
5.) Weirdest place/time you ever checked in on the Escapist?
6.) You have a choice of doing one of three things without ever having the possibility of getting caught. You could have Guaranteed Mindblowing Sex with someone whose personality you and your peers detest any time you want it, Hack in and be able to erase any speeding ticket/minor infraction off of the Government's database, or pick one person from your past who you could screw over as many times as you like. Which do you choose?
7.) If you recognized that the last member who posted before you was in the same bar as you, would you get up and say hello?
8.) Do you consider yourself a Good person?

4. New Vegas? Guess I'm going full Strength Legionnaire.
5. In a mental hospital. They had a couple of PCs you could use during recreational time under surveillance. I used to post in forum games there.
6. I don't care about having sex with someone I loathe, I don't have minor infractions, and I consider vengeance a fool's errand.
7. I don't know, I haven't turned the page yet. A non-committal perhaps.
8. Everyone considers themselves on one degree or another a good person. Unless suffering from some form of guilt or self-loathing, most people do things they consider justified, or justify afterwards as a coping mechanism. Morality is subjective, and one's good differs wildly from another's. That is a long-winded way of me saying that I don't consider myself a good person, but a lot of people I know do.

9. Do you prefer sunny or cloudy days? Personally I like cloudy days more. I live in Arizona so most days are bright and sunny, which makes me put on a squint like Clint Eastwood, plus clouds add texture to the sky, give you something to look at. Also rain.
10. Favorite pizza toppings? Green peppers, pepperoni, sausage (cut in slices like pepperoni if I can get it).

9. Cloudy. Fuck the sun, fuck its kind. Daylight sucks, waste of mine. Give me downpours, I much prefer to get wet than sweat my ass off under the Greek sun.
10. I eat meaty pizzas. Beef, pepperoni, bacon, that kind of thing.

 

[Chimpzy]

Clearly a chimp

Already am. Kind of superfluous to double up on the chimp.

On this board, the only people I'd do it for would be Mumbles and Chimpzy.

No, I didn't and you can't prove that! Euhm, wait no, what I meant was

4) So Dragon Quest XI on Switch, which doesn't really have classes, but I rarely used Rab, so I guess whatever he is.
5) Dunno. Toilet?
6) Not interested in banging someone I dislike and not the vindictive sort. Got no tickets either. Can I trade in the hack for a 'get of of jail free'?
7) Sure I would.
8) No. But I don't think I'm a bad person either.
9) A sunny winter day, but a cloudy summer day
10) Tuna, olives & onions.

More questions
11) Cats or dogs? - For me, it's dogs.
12) It's No Nut November, how you holding out? - Failed on day 2. Horny girlfriend's fault. Then again, wasn't participating to begin with.

 

[Agema]

Just as a note here in relation to 1, if you've got a vagina, for heaven's sakes wipe front to back or you substantially increase the risk of a UTI.

 

[Jarrito3002]

1. Toilet paper: which direction do you wipe?
2. What is your sexual fetish?
3. What are you wearing? (This one was originally titled "Show Us Your Knickers!)

1. Away from the boys but sometimes have to switch it up depending on the job.
2. Oh this one can be a list all into itself I am closed off deviant if I do say so myself. But I will keep it simple and say facesitting and if I die I die.
3. A shirt and pajamas cause I am answering this real early in the morning.

My attempts to add some questions.

4.) You're sucked into your most played Sci-fi/Fantasy rpg on your primary console. But this twist is that you are focused to be your least favorite character class. Which class are you?
5.) Weirdest place/time you ever checked in on the Escapist?
6.) You have a choice of doing one of three things without ever having the possibility of getting caught. You could have Guaranteed Mindblowing Sex with someone whose personality you and your peers detest any time you want it, Hack in and be able to erase any speeding ticket/minor infraction off of the Government's database, or pick one person from your past who you could screw over as many times as you like. Which do you choose?
7.) If you recognized that the last member who posted before you was in the same bar as you, would you get up and say hello?
8.) Do you consider yourself a Good person?

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4. I would not wanted to a dedecated class. I want some utility even if it means I am not strong but I like utility.
5. Anime discussion that go into age of consent...........any one of those. Eliminate all weebs including myself.
6. Sex always the sex, don't drive and I will pick sex over revenge.
7. Sure I guess.
8. I try that is all I can say is that I try.

 

[MrCalavera]

So what I’ve learnt is that a lot of you are talking to me naked or pooing

Yes, but let me tell you about people that do BOTH at the same time.

 

[happyninja42]

1. Front to Back

2. Well, I'd probably say that making women beg for release is high up there. Bringing a woman to the edge of orgasm, holding her there with slow touches, while murmuring in her ear, asking her if she wants to climax, and to prove it by begging for it, yeah that's a way to get me going for sure. Female arousal in general really. When they are at a point that they stop being so fucking worried about expectation, and just want to FUCK. And are laughing and smiling as we get sweaty and pleasured.
I guess also tall women? I'm 6ft4in, so most of my girlfriends were short women. My wife in fact, caught my attention because she was "up here" with me in a crowd when we first met. We both stood out like ogres in a sea of orcs from the LotR movies, so it was immediate interest.
Older women, usually because they don't give a shit as much about appearances, and are willing to express their desires, see my above point.

3. I'm actually about to head to work, so I'm in khaki slacks and a button up shirt with a tie. Yay....

 

[Thaluikhain]

Just as a note here in relation to 1, if you've got a vagina, for heaven's sakes wipe front to back or you substantially increase the risk of a UTI.

This. Also...ew. Obviously not the other way cause, yeah. Really.

 

[Casual Shinji]

1. I don't have a vagina, so both front to back and back to front. I used to only go front to back, but then I tried back to front and I was amazed at the substance that was overlooked, particularly in the upper crevice.
2. Quite a range actually. It depends what I'm in the mood for. Sometimes gay, sometimes furry, sometimes that weird NTR shit. I don't know what that says about me.
3. T-shirt, boxers, jeans, socks, slippers.

 

[happyninja42]

1.) Actually, I fold over two pieces of toilet paper, swirl motion, and pull away from the body. Rinse (not really) and repeat until I am clean.

2.) Have a woman uncontrollably want me. This might sound mundane, but there's a difference between "Hey, we both find each other attractive so we should do something about it" and "PLEASE STOP TALKING, PLEASE DRIVE FASTER, THIS HAS TO HAPPEN NOW OR THIS WORLD IS FORFEIT!!"

Yeah. That kind of desire makes a person feel Great.

3.) Nothing. I'm a such a nudist. The longer I wear clothes, the more uncomfortable I feel.

My attempts to add some questions.

4.) You're sucked into your most played Sci-fi/Fantasy rpg on your primary console. But this twist is that you are focused to be your least favorite character class. Which class are you?
5.) Weirdest place/time you ever checked in on the Escapist?
6.) You have a choice of doing one of three things without ever having the possibility of getting caught. You could have Guaranteed Mindblowing Sex with someone whose personality you and your peers detest any time you want it, Hack in and be able to erase any speeding ticket/minor infraction off of the Government's database, or pick one person from your past who you could screw over as many times as you like. Which do you choose?
7.) If you recognized that the last member who posted before you was in the same bar as you, would you get up and say hello?
8.) Do you consider yourself a Good person?

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4.) My favorite console has to be the Switch, so that means I'm looking at... Ok, this is weird, it was tied between Skyrim and Diablo at 155 hours.

Seriously.

So I'll answer for both. If we're talking Skyrim... Eh, I don't want to a Rogue or a Thief. I know you can master all classes and skills, but I never had interest in those skills. Diablo would be Witch Doctor. It's always just rubbed me the wrong way.

5.) I checked on the Escapist before I was wheeled off to be put under for my Hernia surgery. There probably should have been more pressing concerns on my mind, but nah, I was kind of just bored.

6.) I have to choose the Mindblowing sex. It's actually the choice I feel less guilty about.

7.) The Member who posted before me is Trunkage... So, yeah, I would say hello. Interesting person, has a lot of viewpoints that makes me think. Yeah, I'd at least say hi.

8.) No. But that's why I attempt to be. I understand that sometimes I'm too hard on myself, but I want to be of use to the world. And I can't see how just Obsidian Jones could be at this time.

Totally missed the other questions as I just replied to the OP's post.

4. Uh..not at my computer, but, probably Fallout 4. My least favorite class would probably end up being a low int, high strength melee rager, who solves everything with violence, instead of intelligence, charisma, and skills.

5. Don't really have "weird" places. It's either work or home. Both very normal.

6. Gotta go with the mindblowing sex. One because...well it's mind blowing sex, why NOT choose that? But the other 2 options, I don't really have any significant tickets on my record, as all the genuinely bad, illegal shit I did, I never got caught. And the "be a dick to someone" option just doesn't appeal. I don't want to be a dick to people. So yeah, give me that sweet booty from someone I don't like but find hot! I mean I've done that before already, but sure do it again!

7. I mean, yeah I guess? I tend to greet everyone I know in public, and I don't recall the poster above me posting stuff I find reprehensible. Maybe they did, but I don't document and catalog the posting habits of everyone on this forum. His name doesn't stick out, so I'm neutral.

8. Yes I do. I've spent most of my adult career in customer service, partly because I'm apparently good at it, and also because I LIKE helping people. I dislike conflict, am more than happy to spend my off time helping people because I generally don't find it an inconvenience to do stuff to make their day better. I grew up on stuff like Star Trek, and various other scifi settings where humanity had moved beyond most conflicts, and were just Rodney Kinging it (we all just get along) through space. So yes, I consider myself a good person. I've been an asshole before, and depending on the day, I can be an asshole now, but that's just being human. I've hurt people and been hurt in return, that's life. It doesn't negate what I want to do, and how I treat others.

 

[Chimpzy]

2. Quite a range actually. It depends what I'm in the mood for. Sometimes gay, sometimes furry, sometimes that weird NTR shit. I don't know what that says about me.

After rigorous research on porn site comment sections, I can safely conclude that it means you are a cuck, or a simp, or whatever the flavor of the week word is. But the good news is there's tons of hot babes everywhere ready to suck our knobs. Click the links to see pictures. Also, pornhub rap is the new wave.

 

[XsjadoBlayde]

1. Stick it on an electric whisk, no need for primal binary directions.

2. Tricksy. Changes all the time. Got no commitment to my own horniness.

3. Alright, now I'm wondering how much I should be charging for this. The answer's not very interesting, aside from the nappy made from human leather anyway.

4. Classism doesn't exist. But hypothetically, mages are the worst to play, but if you actually are one, it would probably feel far more satisfying and fun, so technically I still win? Is this a game? Well I've won anway.

5. Usually when I've ingested brain tickles and made the mistake of clicking on a hot 'n spicy current events political topic for funsies.

6. These are not very pleasant options. Can I pick suicide plz?

7. I avoid bars these days, but who wouldn't want to greet a glorious chimp professor for a sociable poisoning? That it isn't a lucid hallucination for once would be quite the experience!

8. Ahaha! Probably not, but I try to surround myself with them to learn how to be better. Trying not to be depressed about the future too.

9. Snow with sun, rain with rainbows...not a fan of heat, am a ball of anxious fire usually. Climate change is going to be a kunt.

10. Pineapple yes! And anything else, but the more cheeses the better. And meats. And fancy fruit veggies. I want it all. I want it all. I want it all. And I want it now! So hungry all of a sudden.

feckin hell, there's more!

11. Both are adorable, but cats are more rewarding because you have to put the work in to gain their trust.

12. It's what? Never heard of it. Get out. Actually, I don't like nuts anyway, you can stay I guess.

 

[Agema]

1. Toilet paper: which direction do you wipe?

Either.

2. What is your sexual fetish?

Honestly, I think probably the most sexually exciting moment is when my partner orgasms.

3. What are you wearing? (This one was originally titled "Show Us Your Knickers!)

Cargo pants, generic long-sleeve top, minimum of visible logos.

4.) You're sucked into your most played Sci-fi/Fantasy rpg on your primary console. But this twist is that you are focused to be your least favorite character class. Which class are you?

Thief. It's not like you shouldn't be able to train someone useful for something other than picking locks to pick locks.

5.) Weirdest place/time you ever checked in on the Escapist?

No idea.

6.) You have a choice of doing one of three things without ever having the possibility of getting caught. You could have Guaranteed Mindblowing Sex with someone whose personality you and your peers detest any time you want it, Hack in and be able to erase any speeding ticket/minor infraction off of the Government's database, or pick one person from your past who you could screw over as many times as you like. Which do you choose?

Screw someone over from my past.

7.) If you recognized that the last member who posted before you was in the same bar as you, would you get up and say hello?

No. Nothing personal against whoever posted before me, I'm just not a particularly sociable person.

8.) Do you consider yourself a Good person?

I'm mostly a good person... but we all have our angles, don't we?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Lightning round!

1. Omni-directionally
2. Women in bondage
3. Black jeans, grey sleeve-less shirt and my favorite green military jacket
4. Probably a scholar
5. When I kinda, sorta maybe started a forum war between two user groups
6. The lewd option
7. Sure, I like drinking and the more the merrier
8. The very notion of "good" itself can be be rhetorically whittled to the bare nub of its meaning
9. Cloudy because comfy
10. I usually go plain but green pepper and meat go well
11. Both seem to like me so I like them
12. Still going strong; been tempting myself but keeping my hands away from sin for the memes

 

[Baffle]

1. Widdershins
2. Gin and tizer
3. Trousers.

 

[SupahEwok]

9) I work outside, cloudy all day erryday
10) everything. Yes, put it all on there
11) I prefer dogs, but I get along with cats and have one (at my parents')
12) I forgot about that No Nut thing, but I only do that stuff once or twice a week anyway

 

[dreng3]

1. Away from my genitals, though there is a bit of back and forth rubbing to ensure that the zone is clean.
2. Too many to list, but my main one is probably domination, I like the idea of being the dominant party and someone else being there largely for my pleasure as opposed to me bending over backwards to please someone else.
3. Jeans, unbuttoned and unzipped, the same band t-shirt I've worn for the last three days, a pair of fuzzy socks, and a set of underwear I probably should've thrown in the wash.
4. Warrior/ fighter. Boring with boring stacked on top, I want to do magic or sick acrobatics, not hit things with a sword.
5. Drunk on a toilet at a party while trying to convince my drunken body that I actually do need to pee.
6. I guess the sex thing? I don't really want to screw over someone more than I've already done and I've no minor infractions anyway. So I'd just have to find someone my pals and I find detestable th
7. Depends how much I've been drinking, I'd say hi to any person on this site after a handful of pints, but most would require at least one downed. Ewok is cool though and that is probably at the ½ pint limit.
8. I consider myself a person with too little power for it to matter whether I'm good or not. I have a broad range of vices but I don't take pleasure in other people suffering. I'm morally ambiguous.
9. Sunny
10. Olives, bresaola, gorgonzola, garlic sausage. Salty, meaty, heavy, pungent/sweet. Checks all my boxes.
11. Allergic to both but dogs are less dickish.
12. Not participating but if I was I'd have been out on the very first day.


My questions
13. Do you love your mother?
14. Do you feel comfortable with your current financial situation?

13. To the extent that I like all my family members, I just don't take an active approach in our relationship.
14. Fuck no.

 

[Baffle]

2. Too many to list, but my main one is probably domination, I like the idea of being the dominant party and someone else being there largely for my pleasure as opposed to me bending over backwards to please someone else.
3. Jeans, unbuttoned and unzipped, the same band t-shirt I've worn for the last three days, a pair of fuzzy socks, and a set of underwear I probably should've thrown in the wash.

I think you might struggle with 2 if you don't investigate 3.

Edit:

13. Yes. We have quite different outlooks on life, but I think if I repeat myself enough she'll come round to my way of seeing things.
14. Reasonably yes. This year has been, and next year will be, tighter than usual, but we're doing okay. Long-term is more of an issue, because I've always viewed pensionable age as something I won't achieve (my dad died at 48, and I really am my father's son - clock's ticking), so I haven't made many provisions.

 

[gorfias]

Bad advice @2:25 or so...