the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ Has come to what?

< Should probably head to bed.

V Hasn't felt the touch of a boot to the head in a long time.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Until today...
< Headshot!
v Zombie strippers?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ easily_nauseated_engineer_shafts_zombie_strippers_then_feels_ashamed.hernia

< Would like to make a G-Mod video

V Living in Antarctica

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ About as close as you can safely get.

< Needs to finish too many games, but has Dota.

v Also needs to finish too many games, but has one they can't stop playing.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ My problem is getting sidetracked.

<

< Would like to make a G-Mod video

I would watch it.

v Plastic bottle collector.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ reuse and recycle

< feelin' so good today

V tell me; if cheaters never prosper, why do the New England Patriots have 4 super bowls, and Tom Brady doesn't have to serve his suspension?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Ask your mother.

< Tweaking stats.

v About 60 days to go.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ For what?

< Been playing Metal Gear Solid HD collection

V Whoa! This hall is dangerous!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ good think I brought my trap kit!

< The last samurai

V Takagee Samui? (Are you samurai?)

 

[FPLOON]

^ *laughs*
< *cries*
v *faints*

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ thanks for catching me, hoss

< though I really would like it if you'd move your hand off my butt

v Pope-groper

 

[Headsprouter]

^ My business card says "Vindicator".

< I wonder when I'll stop coming here.

v Melancholy.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Kyon...
< Asahina?
v Koizumi!

 

[Fijiman]

^ I don't speak Japanese.

< Blarg.

V Why do you smell of pineapples and dead badgers?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ Probably because I'm the last one who drove your car.

< Is about to give the feed line to the worst joke of all time.

v Hey, Ryu, can I have the last bagel?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ That's not a Bagel you fool! It is the disembodied anus of NYARLATHOTEP! Munching it will open the gate to dimensions of unimaginable pain and torment! Our world will be swarmed by cosmic monstrosities beyond the darkest of imagination bent on our total destruction!

Oh wait... Yeah, it's just a bagel. Go ahead, it's yours...

NOOOOOOO!!!

< Just made the worst joke of all time

v Miraculously redeems this thread by writing something that's a lot more funny.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ There goes the neighbourhood

< *colossal canned laughter*

V Living with Dementia

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ That's not a Bagel you fool!

< How do I know I don't have Dementia? How do you know? How do I know I'm typing on a computer? I might be chewing my own toe-nails in a nursing home for all I know.

v Accidently gave everyone food poisoning.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ Doesn't realise

< that I don't like pie

v but maybe this person does?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Meh, not really.

< Doing things.

V Looking up reasons not to kill every squirrel that comes within a hundred meter radius of they're house.