the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ I'm looking to kick ass and get paid

< Badass explorer

V Would like to go adventuring with a sword

 

[Xeros]

^ More of a polearm man, myself.
< "And my Bardiche!" doesn't have quite the same ring, though.
V And what's your weapon of choice?

 

[Barbas]

^ I'm a fan of a sturdy shield and mace.

< It seems less horrible than stabbing weapons.

v You know what I mean?

 

[Xeros]

^ Nah, I think I'd rather be stabbed than maimed.
< Though I'd honestly prefer neither.
V That's where the polearm comes in, amirite?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Axes and crossbows.

< That's my jam.

v Marmalade.

 

[Xeros]

^ You jelly?
< Apple butter reigns as top spread.
V You like pumpernickel; pumpernickel bread.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Filthy, squishy lies!

< On break.

V Needs a break from living.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Needs a break from dying of laughter...
< Point Break's still the shit!
v One last ride?

 

[Brownie80]

^ Two.

< There is no time for anything in my life right now.

V

Spoiler: Hey, have you heard of that new me-

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Isn't 2 weeks like 2 years in Internet time?

< When I leave my room the new cat hides under the bed till I come back.

v What a PUSSY, amirite!?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ How droll.

< Has a sense of humour, but usually reserves it for actually funny things like Monty Python.

v Loves The Holy Grail as much as I do, which is a lot?

 

[FPLOON]

^ That's because the ending always gets to me...
< Why must it take over 6 hours before my body is like "Why the fuck were you around cut grass, FUCKER!"?
v Prodigy's Breathe!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Improving lives.

< I ingested St. John's wort syrup last night. Today my stomach hurt really bad, and it's still pretty tender. I wonder if it's a coincidence. I didn't eat anything else unusual. Either way I'm not a believer in this homoeopathic medicine stuff, so I'll pass on taking another dose.

v Headsquasher.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope.

<

Spoiler: you can blame Brownie80 for this one.

you can blame Brownie80 for this one.

V What's your favorite terrible movie?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ The Austin Powers trilogy. (Edit: Actually, tied with Van Helsing.)

< Has a rather immature sense of humour, and is okay with that.

v Knows all the lyrics to Never Gonna Give You Up by heart, because they've been Rickrolled that many times.

 

[FPLOON]

^ The formal's more true than the latter!
< Never got Rickroll'd, but did get John Cena'd...
v You can't see me?

 

[Barbas]

^ Are you by the smokestacks?

< I don't think he wants to be there.

v Yes, fire for effect, please. Thank you.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Pyrotechnics

< Would like a sword to wield

V Can't handle my DreamWorks face

 

[Headsprouter]

^ \

< Why do mirelurk cakes look like poached eggs, and why do mirelurk kings always have such phlegmy throats?

v *HOOOOAAARRRRKKK*

 

[FPLOON]

^ *KKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYAAAAAA* Headshot!
< "Stole" some unclaimed water bottles?
v Whistle while you...