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Headsprouter

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^ I recommend this piece [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik], it's different every time you listen to it!

< Fuck, my ears.

v Can you forgive me?
 

Wary Wolf

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^ Only if you put it on the Rate the song above you board.

< Used to blood coming out his ears

V Was wise enough not to click the above link. SERIOUSLY DON'T DO IT!
 

Barbas

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^ Mmm. Sound advice [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkyGQnZNLYY].

< Doo doo doo.

v Stop crapping in there.
 

Fijiman

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^ Tell my digestive system that.

< tried posting in this thread the other day, but the Escapist wouldn't let him.

V Needs a moment to themself.
 

Barbas

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^ I don't like that joke.

< Hey, man. Hey fuck you, man. You want a piece of this shit? I HATE YOU *headbutts mirror*.

v I need a momeny, 'K?
 

Headsprouter

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^ No. *continues to invade privacy and/or personal space*

< 5...4...3...3...2...1...Okay I can go.

v Now where the HELL is the exit?
 

Barbas

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^ I burned the exit and cleaved the man who held the key into seven pieces.

< HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

v Dogs.
 

FPLOON

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^ Disconnecting ATM...
< My first three amiibos keep staring at me!
v An Eli Roth movie based on a story by Clive Barker?
 

Barbas

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^ ... I'll have a brown one, please!

< Have a moustache?

v I bet you'd like some bagels.
 

NerfedFalcon

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^ SHORYUKEN!

< ...that has to be the stupidest callback of all time.

v That's a weird place to put a piano.
 

UltraDeth

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^ As soon as the target opens the door it'll work

< They open the door, the bucket of water falls on them, they slip backwards into the wheelie chair, wheel down the stairs, into the kitchen, into the pan of fat, onto the gas stove, run burning into the living room, where the boxing glove on a spring fires from the couch launching them out the window, onto the trampoline in the drive-way, over the roof into the electric rack in the garden, repelling them onto the sack weight, where the piano drops on them.

V Now is that or funny or is that funny?
 

Twintix

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^ I didn't realize I'd walked onto the set of a live-action Tom & Jerry movie. (I should slap myself for typing that)

< *got a capture device for her birthday*

V What can I capture with it?
 

Wary Wolf

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^ Years and years of treasured moments

< Slaps himself for typing that

V Only ever had one treasured moment. Lasted three seconds.
 

Barbas

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^ I built mine on bones.

< They're still digging them up.

v Your tax rebate has arrived.