the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ I only did a few.

< Neuromancer and Morsomk did most of them.

v I blame Canada.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ For maple syrup and bears

< Bears are way cooler than wolves. What the hell was I thinking? Wary Beary would have sounded better as well... Crap in a hat!

V Has never tried Glazed bear with maple syrup. You're missing out!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I know...

< *rolls timebomb down hill*

v *timebomb speedily approaches*

 

[Barbas]

^ *Uses watch laser to cut open escape hatch*.

< Runs for the hills.

v Look out - porcupine artillery!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ That'll be prickly

< Death is not so bad, considering.

V Drink!

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I can't!

< My health doesn't allow it!

v Try the wine!

 

[FPLOON]

^ That's my mom's joj...
< Running out of time?
v 4 in the afternoon!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ 20 to 7 in the evening!

< Huff, puff, huff, puff! *looks at wristwatch* Must run! Gonna be late for my appointment with...with...

v ...You!?

 

[Barbas]

^ ...Me?

< I am unsure how to proceed.

v

Civilian is advised to secure Green Flu sample and evacuate the facility immediately.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ You fool! Now that I have the Green Flu sample the governments of the world will have to bow to *my* will!

< Would actually make a pretty crap villain. I couldn't organize a house party where I'm the only guest.

V Would actually make a pretty kick ass villain! Their name would be...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Headsprouter-man.

< My power is raising headsprouters. They're easy to kill, but they blow up and make a bloody mess.

v Every inch of your land will be rated M for mature!

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Mowing the penis lawn is a very disturbing job.

< Proudest achievement was mowing the lawn without losing any fingers.

V Proudest achievement was something involving fingers... Typing this next post! >_<

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ I'd like to thank my mother, my hairstylist, and that guy who stands on the corner staring menacingly at everyone

< it was my skill and determination that brought me to this point in my life... unfortunately

v blames all their problems on invented boogeymen and conveinent scapegoats

 

[Barbas]

^ That sounds like subversive talk to me!

< I like the sound a ping pong game makes.

v Do you?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ If I had to choose between liking and disliking the sound of a table tennis game I'd pick dislike.

< "Wow headsprouter you're such a downer..."

v SHUT UP, VOICE IN MY HEAD!

 

[Barbas]

^ Not until you finish your tequilaaaaa...

< I could be a ghost.

v You'd make a better ghoul.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Psssh...smoothskins...

< Hot dog, my commission [http://orig14.deviantart.net/9ec3/f/2015/287/8/e/hs_commission_huge_by_headsprouter-d9d4ivu.png] got finished! Worth the £13 if you ask me. It's more than I expected.

v Got any spare brains, buddy?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ sorry, I'm using the only three I've got

< and two of them are in shock dealing with Headsprouter changing his avatar again

v fears change- especially dimes and nickels

 

[Barbas]

^ They're weird currency.

< Well, looks like TTP fucked it for us all.

v Bye-bye!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Join us next week!

< When more crazy antics occur!

V As an old Priest once told me, "Feck! Arse! Drink!"