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Headsprouter

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^ I don't have a spine!

< Lent it to mr skeltal as thanks.

v My nonspecific invertebrate costume is on point!
 

Barbas

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^ Is it armed?

< I prefer shotguns to rifles.

v Please put a dispenser here, my dear human.
 

Headsprouter

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^ I was just about to do that, but my contrary nature makes me want to scrap the idea.

< I ordered a jacket in the early morning of the 29th. Free postage. Estimated delivery 3-7th Nov. It arrived today.

v Don't you love it when that happens?
 

Headsprouter

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^ Don't forget the plate!

< Playing Dust because that is what one does when they need something new to do in New Vegas. It's quite fun.

v Found footage cameraman.
 

Barbas

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^ Yesterday I found footage of a goatse convention.

< Must destroy all camcorders in existence.

v You will be my first thrall.
 

Headsprouter

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^ Even after I chewed your arm off and you had to go through a surgical reattachment?

< I got dragged into a conversation with a couple of complete strangers. I wish I said more.

v Under attack by miniature versions of themself.
 

Headsprouter

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^ I'LL GNAW YOUR ARM OFF WI' MY MASSIVE BEAR COCK- wait what?

< Would probably drive a hearse.

v Strictly bid'ness.
 

FPLOON

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^ I made a thread to prove it...
< On the hunt for the perfect photo?
v Babybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybaby!
 

Fijiman

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^ DEATH TO JUSTIN BIEBER!

< Quack.

V Is in desperate need of a dress for the ball.
 

FPLOON

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^ It's my life!
< It only happens once in a lifetime...
v A Haunted House?
 

Headsprouter

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^ Home.

< May do something with friends tonight, but it probably won't be very festive.

v A potion of mixed feelings.
 

Barbas

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^ Causes blinding speed.

< My alchemy skill is not high enough.

v For the love of goodness, please put your hat back on.
 

FPLOON

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^ Double D agrees...
< Too many cooks!
v Was that a Christmas tree back there?
 

Headsprouter

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^ I never take it down. Saves the effort come the season.

< I was tired when I left my friend's house, but not so much now.

v Now in someone else's digestion.
 

FPLOON

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^ Vore enthusiast?
< I feel like I'm missing something from missing Scream Queen episodes...
v Time extended!
 

Headsprouter

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^ When the teacher continues teaching even after the lunch bell rings.

< Debating getting up and playing vidya to exhaust myself.

v Lives in a country with root beer commonly available in shops.
 

Wary Wolf

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^ Nope, pretty uncommon actually. Much to ABSOLUTELY NO ONE'S DISMAY

< Nah, root beer is OK, it's just in Australia 'root' has a different meaning, making it a hard sell... Or an easier one?

V Looks up the Australian definition of root. Thinks: Ok... Why?
 

FPLOON

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^ ANSWER ME!
< Has a new slang term to use in America...
v Would you like to get rooted tomorrow?