the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ How dare you!

< Where did I leave the banana guacamole?

v WHO STOLE IT?!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Somebody who likes that sort of thing.

< Fallout 4 leaks. I will avoid. Also I have a job interview tomorrow.

v Risky.

 

[Barbas]

^ Just be yourself and smile, you'll be fine.

< Crossing his fingers for you.

v Would you like some baked beans on bread?

 

[Xeros]

^ Nevermind the bread, please. Just a small helping, if you please.
< Would prefer a little larger small helping.
V Would save time drinking a whole jar.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Depends how fast I could drink the jar.

^ Just be yourself and smile, you'll be fine.

< Crossing his fingers for you.

< Thanks, mum.

v You have a real "demoman who walks off a cliff" vibe about you. Do people often tell you that?

 

[FPLOON]

^ They do because I am Demoman!
< How I got back into TF2 for a full 24 hours in total...
v Polishing your instrument?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ The ol' spit-shine! Haha, ew.

< I have 3 hours to prepare.

v What can you bring to the company?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Jack Shit

< No redeeming qualities

V Brings rapacious joy to the company.

 

[Barbas]

^ I forgot my fiddle and bagpipes.

< But I remembered my table tennis bats.

v Got a ball?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Not any I'm willing to part with.

< Won't be there 15 minutes early. Which is why I'm killing time here.

v Has a TM for Psych Up.

 

[Barbas]

^ Thank you. Now I'll be off to train for a bit.

< *Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut-*

v I levelled!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Stamina increased by 6

< My horseshoe moustache approaches completion

V Where did you hide the nukes?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You'll be seeing them shortly, ninja.

< It went okay. It was for a place in a newsagents so it was quite informal.

v Angry scorpion noises.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Cat-like barks...
< Ovals around the Sun?
v Passive vengeance!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I don't know how I feel about vengeance. I'm totally against it if the person realises they did wrong.

< You can tell I've done some dumb shit and met some vindictive people.

v Overexcited coyotesnake noises.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Dull sloth farts?
< It took me too long to connect the first 10 minutes of The Exorcist to the rest of the movie...
v Don't need to walk around in circles!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Try telling that to a bunny that is excited to see you.

< Bunnies may seem cute, but don't be fooled, they are filled with RAGE!

v *arm flailing*

 

[FPLOON]

^ *legs waggling*
< *face winking*
v *type casting*

 

[Barbas]

^ Just posting words at the moment.

< I could go for a fish burger.

v Like seafood?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yes.

< Prawns, squid, crab, various fish- but the best is mussels. I have yet to try lobster though. Also dulse is jesus. Come to think of it, I should get some when I'm out tomorrow.

v Fetch me a salmon! If you can manage, one of knowledge.