the ^ < V game

[Wary Wolf]

^ I'm already rooted to the ground

< Thinks maybe because gum tree roots are long and thick.

V Is here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. Lucky for us, they still have one wad left.

 

[Barbas]

^ Actually, I gave it to the security guard on the way in.

< He should be detonating shortly.

v Let's do this.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Time to eat sandwich

< Killing time

V Cheeky f***er

 

[Barbas]

^ Ho ho ho!

< *Clang*.

v I bet that hurt.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Oooh! That musta huuurt!

< Cheesy catchphrases.

v Yo there's somethin' you should know, so I'm gonna tell you so: don't sweat it, forget it; enjoy the show!

 

[Barbas]

^ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

< *System failure*.

v Please purchase more RAM.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ All 75TB used?!

< Getting plenty of protein

V Ching chong Zedong

 

[Barbas]

^ Thass racist, Holmes.

< Now I'll do a Canadian.

v Wassup, eh?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ wassssaaaaaup

< great, now I feel dirty

v will never know the awesome post I had up before Barbas jumped in line ahead of me

 

[FPLOON]

^ But, I didn't care...
< I didn't know!
v Have you heard of Former Tides?

 

[Barbas]

^ Why, no, I have not.

< Confusion.

v TIIIIIIIIIIME???

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Splitters? Oh, you meant- half 12.

< I need white horsenettle so I can make a fiery purgative to shit out my rads.

v Word salad.

 

[Barbas]

^ I'm nop toing .dat ganain, dog blam it.

< Oh no, it happened anyway.

v To stab or not to stab?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Sounds like a debate Fijiman often has with himself.

< Oh the stabbings.

v Shank you very much!

 

[Fijiman]

^ No, shank you!

< *shanks headsprouter*

V Killed a narwhal with a paperclip.

 

[FPLOON]

^ I never did like that song...
< The song got old way too fast?
v Your song just hit the top bottom charts!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Woo! I think!

< Approaching advanced sleep deprivation. In one hour I will have been awake for 18. Or is that minor?

v Who took my kidney?

 

[Barbas]

^ Not me; I was playing games.

< Turbine 8 isn't looking healthy.

v Wasn't that stable?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ A seagull got caught in the turbine

< So many feathers

V If you want soup, you got it

 

[FPLOON]

^ That's good soup...
< Astrobase Go!
v Stupid Monkey [Productions]?