the ^ < V game

[FPLOON]

^ But, you're S.P.E.C.I.A.L....
< Should I enter a "semi-pointless" contest instead of cashing in on an "exclusive" poster?
v The Stakes are HIGH!

 

[Fijiman]

^ No they aren't.

< Hungry.

V Watch out for Spatula Man.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ What's he going to do? Flip me over?

< ...Whilst I lie on a bed of hot coals...Burning to a crisp...

v Then he'll no doubt eat me or serve me up to his hungry kin.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ I'm no cannibal!

< I'm coming! Here I come!

V Everyone, listen up! Today, Today. At the edge of our hope, at the end of our time, we have chosen to believe not only in ourselves but each other. Today there is not a man or woman in here who shall stand alone. Not today. Today we face the monsters that are at our door, and bring the fight to them, today we cancel the motha****ing apocalypse!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ But tonight's take out night!

< *stands vacantly, then scowls*

v *taps foot, still scowling*

 

[FPLOON]

^ Load, dammit!
< Needs to clean the RAM...
v Got any lude?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Lewd + lube?

< If loading screens were people, we'd scold them for not using spoiler boxes.

v Take the wheel, Dick.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Dick the take, wheel!
< @Headsprouter: Someone cracked it... *wink*
v Separating the Toby from the Mac?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Segregation didn't work last time. It sure as hell won't now.

< Wank + kink?

v Non!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Heck yeah!

< Can't be witty this early in the morning

V Have a Loli

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I can't wait to lick it up and down.

< Hmmm...why are the police outside?

v One big misunderstanding.

 

[Barbas]

^ More of a blunderstanding, I think.

< Personally, I think there should be more deer in the forests.

v How's that science project coming along, Justin?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Swimmingly.

< My current companion doesn't like me looting certain containers, especially safes. I eagerly await the mod that cuts that out.

v Likes companions.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I work best alone

< Who needs company?

V Press X to dodge

 

[Fijiman]

^ *presses right trigger to blast the bastard away with a shotgun*

< Needs to get ready for work.

V Has already worked today.

 

[Barbas]

^ A little.

< More tomorrow.

v You require additional hot sauce.

 

[FPLOON]

^ I'm too cold for that...
< Stressing!
v The bed was rocking from outside the house?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Ghosts.

< When cranked six times, the Laser Musket angers the demons held within the fusion cells! RRRRRuuuRRRR!!!!

v Lesser. But still pretty big.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ you really wouldn't want to see the Greater Ravening Worm

< would never, ever name his cat Scratchfever

v tried to tame the Druid

 

[FPLOON]

^ Not the best way to loose a virginity...
< Still haven't lost mine!
v Will you destroy Haven or save it?