the ^ < V game

[FPLOON]

^ Leave me alone and get your own life!
< It's raining thunder near me...
v Did Andy just fart in the shit-covered rain?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Farting mud

< From a septic anus

V Now I shall fart out slime

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ FRRRRRRTTTTT!!! Nope. I couldn't do it.

< If I could calculate a score of unbelievable acts, stand on my head, juggle three alley cats

V Took out King Kong and still feels strong

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Ready to take on the next giant ape thrown at me.

< Shaquille O'Neal or Hulk Hogan?

v Wrote a book about turds.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Everybody Poops Shit!
< A novel by somebody else...
v The Cloud Awards?

 

[Fijiman]

^ No.

< Blarg.

V Have you seen my house?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I can guarantee, never.

< Time Bombs + Hills = Satisying kills.

v Help, the socks are eating my feet!

 

[Barbas]

^ My word!

< A tank's just been lost.

v Now you'll have to start making more.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Yay mass production

< German war machine

V German porn star

 

[Headsprouter]

^ OH, JA, LET ME FRIGT DEINE TITTEN, MUTTI!

< Oddly well-informed outburst.

v You're not Jeff! Who's Jeff?

 

[FPLOON]

^ That nerd from The Goldbergs...
< Did I make a not-so-clever connection?
v Singapore Madness!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Bangladesh is where it's at yo.

< Going to sleep soon.

V Is Batman.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ WHERE ARE THEY?!

< WHY CAN'T I STOP GROWLING QUESTIONS AT PEOPLE?!

v WHAT HAVE YOU GOT UP YOUR NOSE?!

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Earbuds. I like to feel the music in my sinuses

< Doesn't know how to operate earbuds effectively

V Swallowed ipod mini + earbuds so they could make musical farts.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Did the formal, but not for the latter?
< My stomach's hungry, so I should have been asleep 5 hours ago...
v INSOMNIA!

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Well, you need to try to modify your sleeping 'hygiene'. In particular, try to do something relaxing for around 30 minutes before bed and eventually your body will tend to associate that activity with sleep. Also try not to go to bed too hungry or too full, have a small snack if you need it. Additionally avoid computer screens and tablets around 30 mins before bed.

< Doesn't practice what he preaches.

V Suck my Primary Health Care!

 

[Barbas]

^ Mine's done by a friendly man who lives down the road.

< I hope I don't get sick before the 10th.

v What will you be doing on the 11th?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Doctor's appointment. After that, Fallout 4.

< I hate it when vats shoots over the targets head, or does something similarly stupid such as waiting forever to take the next shot.

v *OBNOXIOUS DUBSTEP CHANNEL INTRO*

 

[Barbas]

^ Bangalang!

< All the laddies in the house say "Och".

v I feel no shame. Do you?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ We say och down here, too. I even say it. And I don't even say "aye".

< 5 more days.

v Hurry.