the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ Excellent

< Been listening to a lot of Weird Al

V You can't see me!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ There's nothing here.

< Old Rare games made with Nintendo IPs were never afraid to be a little rough around the edges. I like that. Were they the ones who came up with the badass kritters known as Kremlings?

v Epic yawn.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Korby?
< I have failed you, art project...
v We're on the Verge!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Of what?

< Wants to stay home today, but can't because work.

V What would you do if Mister Pudding came to you house today?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I don't have a me house.

< Deserves a slap.

v With a fish!

 

[Xeros]

^ You got anything sporty? Like a tuna?
< Damn, I want some fish now. A nice, juicy salmon.
v Not that kind of Orc.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ The type that eats horses?

< Hot cross bunnies.

v Mushrooms me right up on a cloud.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ I knew those tactical nuclear hand grenades would come in handy someday

< pull pin, throw, run very fast

v is made of at least 40% fissionable material, if you just try hard enough

 

[Xeros]

^ Damn bananas.
< I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust.
v UrAAAAnium fever done 'n' got him down.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I have plenty of radaway, it won't be a problem for long.

< Daedroths look like Kritters.

v Big lizards with claws like this and teeth like this!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Daedroths, precursor to the Deathclaw.

< Wants to go home.

V Sees spots.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Been staring at the Target dog all day...

< I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust.

< Are you breathing in the chemicals?
v The whole week has been compromised by the Black Friday smog!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm surprised it didn't miss.

< KOFFIIIIIIIING.

v Tall.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ about 5'7.

< I am either the shortest or the tallest depending on which group I am with.

V Ch-ch-ch. . .

 

[Fijiman]

^ CHANGE!

< Blarg.

V Shouldn't you be somewhere else?

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes.

< *Disappears*.

v

...INSERT COIN...

 

[Fijiman]

^ *inserts bottlecap*

< Did it work?

V You might want to step three feet to the right.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Nice try, Panksgiving!
< The fuck is snow?
v You haz the white stuff...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ And you have a turd on your shoulder, Nick.

< I don't really get the whole Ink Spots thing of singing the song and then having some deep voiced guy just speak the lyrics normally, with some paraphrasing here and there.

v Also I hate Butcher Pete.

 

[FPLOON]

^ I thought he was beloved by all...
< Spoke the lyrics?
v Sampled the sample to make a new classic modern again!