the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ You should stop eating in front of a mirror.

< The cat is enjoying the little rubber jellyfish. Or at least that's what I was going to say before he knocked the tub over.

v Stoopid.

 

[Barbas]

^ Stoopid is as stoopid lettuce.

< Rosy-cheeked.

v Feeling thorny, I see.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ She so thorny.

< once slayed a 1000 enemies without lifting a finger.

V gotta love thorns damage!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Both menace and friend.

< Videos are loading slowly again. Not fun.

V Who's that behind you?

 

[Barbas]

^ I think it's Mr Wall Section.

< ...Or is that...Dr Plasterboard?

v You don't know yet!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Oh, but BAHBAS.

< Sometimes I wish I knew my extended family better. But talking to them is hard.

v

 

[Barbas]

^

< Horschamp, apparently.

v What's yours? [http://pokemon.alexonsager.net/]

 

[Headsprouter]

^

< Pinzee!

v HUG ME [http://img.pokemondb.net/sprites/red-blue/normal/venomoth-color.png]

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh god.

< Bugging out.

v [small][sub]Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz...[/sub][/small]

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Bloody wasps

< Wasps are cool, better if they didn't sting

V Ola' amigo

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I most certainly am not a burrito!

< I've never been stung by anything but an ant. Or do they bite? Both? I suppose you could count a nettle, too...

v The face of moosic.

 

[Barbas]

^ Does it moove you too?

< *Cocks gun*.

v I swear I'll do it this time. Right between your shoulders!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ well it's about damn time; you're the worst massage therapist ever

< I've been on this table for half an hour and all you've done is stare at me intently and fondle that gun

v needs to stop making that "cream of Sum Yung Gui" joke at the local Chinese place

 

[Fijiman]

^ I don't make jokes like that.

< However...

V This guy does.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Nope.

< Brussel's sprouts are fine. Just a generic vegetable taste.

v Can't stand tomatoes.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Certain types of tomatoes

< I prefer most veggies cooked

V You make me stab, make me fuck, make me *snort*, slap my ass [https://youtu.be/8aqPgnD0cmE?t=2m6s]

 

[Brownie80]

^ I...um...I plead the fifth.

< No please, I was framed!

V Judge you gotta believe me!

 

[Kae]

^ Silence in the court.

< Very judgemental judge.

v Judging you too.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Headsprouter disliked that.

< My front-bottom teeth suck. It's my fault. Not going to the dentist got me lazy and irresponsible.

v *pokes you with a limp stick*

 

[Barbas]

^ My teeth are similarly out of alignment, but due to retainers cracking and not being replaced.

< I used to think incisors were the little ones near the corners of the mouth.

v Dislikes granola.