the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ But I only opened a portal to the underworld...

< Why is this such a bad thing?

V Go home, Billy. You're high!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Help me get down first, green man-penis!

< For some reason, if I wake up when I'd like to, normally it's harder to get up.

v Rest in Rice Krispies.

 

[Barbas]

^ I'd rather have a bowl of cloaca plops.

< ...On second thought, bad idea.

v Yours is much better. Fetch the cheesecake.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Here you *trips* gOOOOOOOOO- *splat*

< Feral Doge [http://i.imgur.com/sgfLa3B.jpg]. Really impressed with how well the model swap worked out. Here! [http://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/387/?tab=1&navtag=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nexusmods.com%2Ffallout4%2Fajax%2Fmoddescription%2F%3Fid%3D387%26preview%3D&pUp=1]

v Finally a gay system for memes!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Oh stop or I'm gonna blush...
< Continuity!
v A week filled with Cancer?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm already dead!

< Orange Lucozade is really nice, yo. So nice it makes me wonder why it's not regular Lucozade.

v Mysterious black sludge.

 

[Barbas]

^ I'm more of a light purple person, myself.

< Ayleid ruins were a bit disappointing, but quite eerie. I liked that new addition in Oblivion. Dreugh weren't very pleasant either.

v Modded in spears.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I don't know how to mod

< Not sure I want to

V A Spy rushed into the store leaving the team in coach and said to the clerk in that g-mod manner of his: "We all require pornography". And then aliens invaded. The End.

Like if you cry every time.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I don't like if people suggest I like. In fact, I rarely like at all.

<

Dreugh weren't very pleasant either.

I felt that kind of enemy was missing in Skyrim. You know- the weird things like Will-o-the-Wisps, Clannfears and nearly anything from the Isles. At least the DLC had Gargoyles, Lurkers and the "visually-interesting-yet-boring-to-fight" Seekers. Some would say "Well, sure- dragons", but Dragons aren't unexpected or unique, and they're what stick out to me most in a monster. I'm holding in another rant about Mutant Hounds.

v Ideologically constipated.

 

[Barbas]

^ No, but I feel slightly burdened.

< Swords, blunt weapons, archery or magic? Hmmm...

v What's your favourite cornerclub?

 

[FPLOON]

^ The Clam?
< Waiting for a call...
v Attack the Block!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ I will crush it!

< I'm coming! Here I come!

V Rico - Recon. Kowalski - analysis. Private - on me.

 

[Brownie80]

^ Why am I ALWAYS the Private?

< I'm always the one bailing your butts out!

V Remember? Summer of '97? That big mech? What was it called... Iron Cog or something?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Goliath SD/9.

< 21 years on this planet. I'm going back to bed.

v Bust some moves for my amusement!

 

[Barbas]

^ I'd rather hit the lever.

< TEN POINTS.

v TEN, SEE? TEN MORE THAN YOU, HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yeah well you're still dumb in your face..!

< Zing!

v Made of breadsticks.

 

[Fijiman]

^ No, but I might have one or two later.

< It's snowing outside, so I don't want to go anywhere until I know I wont be sliding around on the roads.

V Panicked from the light.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ What? No! The light is my strength!

< The light will bring victory.

V Burn in the light!

 

[Brownie80]

^ Stop shining that flashlight I my face!

< I told you to pay the electric bill!

V Crap, did someone fall down the well AGAIN?

 

[Barbas]

^ Yeah, but it's OK; I dropped a grenade in after them to make sure.

< I saw a fat man eating two cheeseburgers yesterday.

v Priest, what does it mean?