the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ It's just grains and cereals right? Should be okay. I like oatcakes, after all.

< Out of alignment and in shitty condition. I simply didn't wear my retainers, after the trouble of braces I was like "screw it".

v Not smart.

 

[Fijiman]

^ No.

< Blarging.

V Can't see walls.

 

[Barbas]

^ I only see floors and ceilings.

< Those might actually be walls; it's all a matter of perspective.

v Doesn't know the plan.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ that's absurd! It's my plan!

< nervous about championship weekend

V remember it like it was yesterday "Davis into the endzone walking standing up, can you say Denver is in the lead!" "You could have drove two buses and Gilbert Brown through that hole."

. . . "38 years without championship in football comes down to one play. 4th and 6 from the 31. Favre drops back pass is knocked away! Incomplete! Denver's going to win it! Oh Baby Denver'S going to win this thing! The bronco sideline is absolutely erupting! John Elway will take what will undoubtedly be the sweetest kneeldown of his entire career! Go ahead and salute em Denver fans! YOU'VE GOT THE WORLD CHAMPS! The broncos have done it! They have shocked everyone and won Super Bowl 32!

 

[Barbas]

^ I heard of Denver. Isn't that some place in Colorado?

< South Park is in Colorado, right?

v Skipped elementary school.

 

[Fijiman]

^ No.

< Needs to get ready for work and hope he doesn't get snowed in while there.

V You are now a robot.

 

[Barbas]

^ Beep boop, ma'am.

< I appear to be falmunctioning. Oh deer.

v

Input directive.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It's okay, everybody, I'm a professional...

< *takes out pocket watch and starts swinging it to and fro in front of Barbot's eyes*

v Did it work? Is he programmed now?

 

[Barbas]

^

I have been programmed to kill. Kill, kill, kill...

<

Nothing to kill here. Guess I'll shut down and watch some robo-porn.

v The doors locked behind you, dude.

 

[Brownie80]

^ *jumps out of the window*

< BARBAS, get your damned robot self under control!

V Don't make me call you-know-who!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ Rod Stewart?

< This has been a shitty month already. David Bowie and Alan Rickman both passed within 5 days of one another. If Denver loses to NE, I think I might hate January the rest of my life.

V Just 4 words: "THIS ONE'S FOR JOHN!"

 

[FPLOON]

^ Colbert?
< Care 'Bout Shows...
v Correctness in the hips!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Sounds like something I can support.

< It's been 2 months and still no steam workshop support...they're planning something...

v *beep*

 

[Fijiman]

^ Blarg.

< Feels inspired to do nothing.

V Has chores to do right now.

 

[Barbas]

^ My ass I do!

< ...But I do...*sads*.

v You look like a panzy!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You look like a Panzer.

< Is kickball any different to football/soccer? Is it a massively simplified version?

v I like baseball because you do a lot of sitting around.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ Then poker is probably right up your alley

< Why the bloody hell do they show Poker on sports channels? Let me tell you those poker players sure are athletes!

V Sam Winchester, I Odin the Allfather hereby deem you worthy to possess the power of Thor!

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ I respectfully decline, as it means I have to polish the Gungnir

< Has a Low Key

V Mr. Wednesday

 

[Fijiman]

^ I hope not.

<

Is kickball any different to football/soccer? Is it a massively simplified version?

It's basically the same as baseball but without bats and you use a rubber ball about the same size as a soccer ball. Not much else to it.

V Is also going to be getting a lot of snow this weekend.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Just more rain.

< I remember this one time in P5 (~9 years old) somebody at my table started going around asking people "football or Pokemon", seeing as everybody else but my friend said football, and I was a dumb kid, the peer pressure broke me and I said "football".

v That's not cool, man.