the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ That's not my name.

< Facebook statuses about the dead border collie of a close friend make me saaaaaad.

v I came here to laugh, not to feel.

 

[FPLOON]

^ I can feel your "laugh"?
< Going to a spiritual movie meetup...
v CROSSOVER!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ But there's a car coming.

< I'm a bit sick.

v Cut content.

 

[FPLOON]

^ No refunds...
< Canon?
v Ship it!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Within 3 business days.

< I played some old school Runescape. It was nostalgic, charming and relaxing, but not something I'd ever pay membership for again.

v Did you ever play Runescape?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope.

< And probably never will.

V Kneads ketchup.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Know Mustard...
< A painted lady?
v Ca-CAW!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *shakes fist*

< You have contracted collywobbles.

v Everything is so complicated when you have a penis flower for a bellybutton.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ This guy is clearly on drugs!

< Don't do drugs kids. You might end up a crack spider's *****!

V Kung Fu Panda 3 was amazing! Go see it!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Maybe later.

< Waiting in a doctors office to take a test.

V Is bored of everything.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ feeling excited actually.

< seeking enlightment

V Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting!

 

[FPLOON]

^ The animated series went as fast as lighting!
< I prefer the Dragons animated series, but I digress...
v Why did no one remind me of Project X Zone 2?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ because you've been doing nothing but teleporting bread for the last three days

< really should do something about that giant bread tumor monster in the basement

v hey kid, are you ready for a freakshow?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Like G4's Freakshow?
< Mom's Spaghetti...
v Da BASS!

 

[Barbas]

^ I never caught one of those before.

< We used to row out in a little blue boat and catch mackerel. They were tasty.

v I think you might be more of a salmon person.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I have not yet tried mackerel, but salmon's great.

< Poot-poot.

v

 

[Fijiman]

^ Too much work, not enough dreams.

< Stuff.

V Things.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ action, excitement!

< The previous message brought to you by cinemasins

V You've been GazlOWNED!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Perhaps if I posted videos with all of my jokes and references, people would stop thinking I'm crazy.

< Feels only half awake.

v Mostly harmless.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ yes. mostly.

< it is a good day.

V Nazeebro!