the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ I've read books to their conclusions, such as the entire Sherlock Holmes

< Has stopped reading a book from a lack of interest

V Badly needs to shave off their commonplace hipster beard

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I've never let it get that bad. Just a bit scruffy at the minute.

< I feel I should make a large purchase, at first I thought GPU, but that really can wait.

v What ails you?

 

[Simone of Epica]

^ People stomping upstairs. Sounds like a stampede of trolls and I'm becoming annoyed to say the least.

< Is drinking Smirnoff.

V What was the last thing you drank?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Water?
< Well, the spring semester finally started for me...
v So many OUTSIDERS!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You haven't been here that long either, have you?

< My insects arrived!

v Eight legs.

 

[Fijiman]

^ 7000.

< 22783

V 195976292947527

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ SPIDERS! I shall catch them and use them to play practical jokes on people I know to be arachnophobic.

< actually it is bees/hornets that terrify me.

V In Elway we trust.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'll take your word for it.

< Black crickets and diving beetles are not revolting, but they're not very nice. The wing cases and the little legs stuck on the edge of your throat are the worst bits.

v What was that noise?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ Menstrual rage.

< Sorry I could not resist a Cards Against Humanity answer to that.

V All bugs go to heaven.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Coathanger abortions is the best CAH white card.

< Reminds me of simpler times. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDDpSnp5a0Y]

v Milk drinker.

 

[Simone of Epica]

^ No, dirt farmer.

< *lights a menthol*

V Menthol?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Chems bad.

< *catches fire*

v Aw shucks. Burnt my hand.

 

[Fijiman]

^ *laughs at*

< Needs to go get groceries before he has to go to work.

V Needs a doctor, but the only one available is thTF2's Medic.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Coughing blood...
< Finishing The Crow before I take a walk!
v Are you watching Outsiders?

 

[Fijiman]

^ No.

< Blarg.

V Pants are your friend, unless they're your enemy.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Especially women's pants!
< They fit me to a T...
v Does my butt look great in these?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ Um would you prefer the truth or a lie?

< ew, shiny!

V Is now chief editor of the Kurast Times. Also, no breakfast for Mephisto or Baal.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Aw man... The breakfast...
<

^ Um would you prefer the truth or a lie?

I don't care! I just want an answer!
v Does my butt look great in these pants? Or in these shorts?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope.

< Once again not hang a great time on World of Tanks. At least I finally got the bombardier achievement this time.

V Rarely gets stuck with shit teams.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Because I'm never on a team to begin with...
< Winding down?
v Darn it, Jarnitt!