the ^ < V game

[FPLOON]

^ Skadoosh?
< Wants to go bowling...
v We got nothing better to do!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ What a 90's attitude!

< My nose is pissed off about something.

v Institoot.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Spelling

< Edgy

V An overweight transsexual vegan Bedouin walks into a bar....

 

[Barbas]

^ In the majority of countries, I imagine the barman would comment on this.

< I think I might be orange for a day.

v Remember to eat less carrots, or you'll be just like meeeee!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ but carrots are good for your eyesight!

< Unleash your inner fury!

V final verdict: Kung Fu Panda 3: worth the weight!

 

[FPLOON]

^ I'll tell my wallet that...
< I've never seen the live-action Sleepy Hollow movie before until today!
v The first Will or Testament?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Third Potato.

< Will probably sleep soon.

V Got a feeling.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ A sore legs feeling.

< I don't think the newer Dexter's Lab episodes are ugly. I didn't even consider the opinion until RebelTaxi kept bringing it up.

v This ain't no game.

 

[Barbas]

^ I know; I've been trying to get the bastard to work for about fifteen minutes now.

< Internet Explorer suh-huh-huuuuuuuuuuucks my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick.

v Chrome user.

 

[FPLOON]

^ What?
< Huh...
v Whatcha say!

 

[Barbas]

^ I use Firefox!

< I hate Flash!

v Futa!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Chick with a dick

< Not a fan of that sort of thing

V Spoopy music in the dark

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Try this one. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDdIvMby5Vg]

< Imagine if bears could be befriended to the same level of loyalty as a dog. Imagine this [https://i.imgur.com/BndNVXm.gifv] with your pet bear.

v Friendly lizards should be a thing, too.

 

[Barbas]

^ That bear must take some powerful shits.

< Speaking of which, do not mix orange juice with yoghurt and sausage rolls.

v I CAN STILL SMELL IT.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You've reminded me of Petit Filous, somehow.

< You know when your chapped lip heals up a bit, but then you yawn? Yeah.

v Oh for flip's sake.

 

[Barbas]

^ Sounds like you need some nice, soothing vitamin C.

< *Gulp, gulp, glug*.

v Ahhhhh, fresh.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Wow, you're pretty tank. I hadn't added sugar to that lemonade yet!

< Orange is a lonely color

V A sponge for the world's sadness

 

[Barbas]

^ I'd rather be a bottomless glass of beer.

< I bet the life of a whale would be an interesting one.

v Seen any elves?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Just gnomes.

< This chapped lip is probably a cold sore actually.

v HUAGH.

 

[FPLOON]

^ YEHAGH!
< There were a lot of the number 15 in my area...
v People or Orange Juice?