the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ What a waste of good caviar!

< I'd like some nice, smooth Russian Standard vodka.

v Are you an orang-utan or a gibbon?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm a ginger, so orangutans are basically my homies.

< I can't shake the idea that there's certain words I just don't like to hear kids saying. Even piss and shit, which just mean pee and poop. Maybe I'm warped by simply thinking words with sexual connotations are automatically worse.

v Old man Jenkins.

 

[Barbas]

^ Who are you calling old, shorty???

< I feel positively sprightly-*crack*.

v [small][sub]My spinal column...send help...[/sub][/small]

 

[Fijiman]

^ The hearse is on its way.

< Blarg.

V Will work for chocolate.

 

[Barbas]

^ I might do.

< Depends on the work...

v Do you have any postcards?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I got sent one by a friend in junior secondary. That's the only postcard I've ever received and I still have it...somewhere...

^ Got up early today so I'm starting to feel sleepy.

V Rogue? Cleric? Wizard? Ranger? Warrior?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ You know I have no class

< Has a -5 Charisma modifier though

V Lawful Chaotic

 

[Barbas]

^ More of a lawful evil.

< The colours change as I play.

v Oh, how I wish this wasn't necessary...sometimes.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ And now...

< THE CHEETAHMEN...

v Get that away from the ectofunctus!

 

[Barbas]

^ ( o_o)

< Perhaps I should return at a later date.

v *Doffs bowler* Good day.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Charlie Chaplin? I thought you were mute!

< Woke up after punching somebody in the face last night who had been harassing me the whole dream. Unfortunately they were actually my wall, which ripped the skin off the knuckle of my index finger.

v This will be a fun story to tell.

 

[Barbas]

^ Ahahahahaha!

< He's right, that was good.

v You look like you'd be tasty with some biscuits.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ EAT MY SMEGMA ON BISCUITS!

< Never tried that type of cheese on biscuits... To my knowledge... Ugh. I'm off cheese and crackers now.

V *I Vomit on thee*

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Ya bloody puker!

At least, I'm a piss train

V Did the butler do it again?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yes, he murdered the vicar with the "<" he stole from your post.

< Today is the day I uproot my entire room. I'll try to just move most of it into the centre.

v Dirk of the 99 doges.

 

[Barbas]

^ ( ._o)

< I see no ships.

v You tire me, madam.

 

[Fijiman]

^ BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!

< Bleh.

V Blowing in the wind.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm indoors.

< Slept in a room full of flying dust particles and is now ded.

v It's the little things.

 

[FPLOON]

^ In life?
< I didn't read it all yet!
v I need sleep like Migi...

 

[Barbas]

^ Turtles?

< I saw a pig-nosed turtles once in Malaysia.

v Have you ever been to Singapore?