the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Only small ones for the corner.

< I can't delete it.

v Get the fuck bad to bed. Who said you could stay up late and play games? One of these days, I'm gonna hop on stream and tell everyone what a shit child you were...

 

[FPLOON]

^ Fuck "bad to bed"!
< TiVo, you *****...
v Did you not record that reality show again?

 

[Barbas]

^ I forgot, due to constipation.

< It wasn't much fun.

v Have an adequate day!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ ok

<

Did you download boobs again, Joel?!

Please, I laughed enough the first time I heard that, there is no need to collapse my sides again.

v You know what I hate? Unnecessary apostrophe's.

 

[FPLOON]

^ You ain't Dr. Susses's Dictionaries' Grammer's Book...
< NEW SPONGEBOB!
v Did Mel Gibson kill Jet Li?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Yes, and Mel Gibson sometimes uses the corpse of Jet Li as a marionette for his racist home puppetry shows

< Never quite understood the appeal of puppetry

V Is secretly a puppet

 

[UltraDeth]

^ My Pinocchio is a good actor

< *shuffling under a cardboard box*

V Has diamonds where diamonds shouldn't be placed

 

[Twintix]

^ NOBODY MUST KNOW!

< No more for today.

V Cedric, please NO! *falls and dies*

 

[Barbas]

^ Harsh, Cedric.

< Well, she was fun.

v Time for biscuits?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Suggestive biscuits!

< *pulls a face of immense anguish and suffering* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj5dGnRNhcY]

v On a scale of one to intelligence how trash compactor is this power outlet?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ 74 and a half toasters worth

< On a scale of one to intelligence is minus three

V So... How many pork giblets were there? And did they come with apple sauce?

 

[FPLOON]

^ I don't know and I hope so?
< List two things I didn't like...
v The Welsh shall ride again!

 

[Barbas]

^ Welshmen never yield to traffic!

< *Clippity-clop, clippity-cloop*.

v *WHINNY!* News from the Rodina! It says...*Opens letter*..."Carry on with the party".

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ that shan't be a problem, for thou canst not, thou willst not and thou dost not stop

< hast been known to allow the rhythm to... fall downwards

v dost thou possess "game"?

 

[Fijiman]

^ I would like to think so.

< Or I can at least say that I have more game than a lot of the people I get teamed with.

V WATCH OUT!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Here comes Spider-Pig?
< Next week's gonna make my TiVo cry...
v HEROES REBORN!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ We could save this world forever

< Just sneezed twice

V I am a cake!

 

[Twintix]

^ *fires toilet at next target*

< A rat selling pies and singing about pirates...

V ... is a pie-rat.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I am disgusted with you.

< Heartaches by the number.

v Came back but never meant to stay.

 

[Fijiman]

^ To what are you referring to, and I don't mean the song reference?

< Should go to bed.

V Surrender, or prepare for the worst pillow fight in recorded history.