the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ I drink to keep the thirst for blood at bay.

< Is that...knobbly bits?

v Put a cover over that, you disgusting human being.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It's just ginger root.

< [small]Tch...in this day and age, everyone's offended by something... *napkins*[/small]

v There, I covered it. Happy now?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Still a tripping hazard...
< Why am I wearing non-sexy socks?
v Children can think for themselves!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Or can they?

< Doesn't know the answer.

V Is a master of pop quizzes.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Because they revolve around soda!
< The only channel willing to showcase Song of the South is TCM...
v A skippable ad?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Of course.

< Hyperspace what-now?

v U.N. Owen was you!?

 

[Barbas]

^ No, it was Patrick.

< *Gunshot noise to the face*.

v OUCH.

 

[FPLOON]

^ It was just the tip...
< Birdlash: A tale of a one-note actor wanted to try his hand at real jazz drumming?
v Food, water, and atmosphere!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Photosynthesis!

< NOT DA RAIDERS

v NOT DA SUPER MUTANTS

 

[Barbas]

^ ALIEN BEANS!

< *Heavy bolter loop*.

v A carelessly open fridge leads to heresy.

 

[Twintix]

^ Yes, but a carefully opened fridge leads to cold pizza. *munch*

< Uuuuuh, I made some people mad. T_T

V Haven't you heard? Band-aids are racist now.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You saying we should release them in darker colours?

< Had not even considered that they are designed to accompany a particular skin tone till now.

v DA REAL ENEMY

 

[Barbas]

^ ...IZ DA ONE INSIDE.

< OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH.

V Gatorade me, biatch!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Here, catch it with your eye socket!

< I hope he DIES.

v And I hope you get his blood on your favourite shirt!

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ My favorite shirt? YOU VICIOUS BASTARD! *Sigh*... Now I have to soak it in salty water for a bit. How inconvenient.

< Doesn't really have enough fashion sense to have a favorite shirt.

V Enjoys drinking salt water. THE TEARS OF THEIR ENEMIES!

 

[Fijiman]

^ No.

< Blarg.

V How many potatoes can a blender blend before needing to be de-milked?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I can't hear you over the parade.

< Getting a haircut today. But I have something I must get done before I head out.

v Noodle features.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Heh, how did you know that my old nickname was 'spaghetti'?

< Got the length, lacks the girth

V Knows that I mean my build! Jeez!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ ( &#865;° &#860;&#662; &#865;°)

< Got that thing done. Might have put more effort in but I think it stands up fine on its own.

v Knows that I mean my death post! Jeez!

 

[FPLOON]

^ I don't read that much into it...
< Surprise boner!
v Gaston wants Taco Bell?