the ^ < V game

[Wary Wolf]

^ I'm a wolf baby! Cut him up into pieces and I'll bury the bones in various locations.

< Wolves are like dogs in that regard yeah?

V Enjoys burying bones... Giggity.

 

[Headsprouter]

^

< I like cosmetics in games, because I love variety and customisation.

v Has tried sake. I didn't like it.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ Well, I love it, so.

< Actually, sake is about the only alcoholic drink I can stand.

v Hates beer?

 

[Barbas]

^ No! ( O c O)

< Wounded.

v MORE BEER!!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Like that one video...
< Fuck you, poor internet connections!
v What did you miss this time?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ Mahjong club.

< Could really do with a game of mahjong right now.

v Knows how to play, or wants to?

 

[Barbas]

^ Neither.

< It's too noisy.

v Kill that person behind me and I'll give you fifty dollars.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ Jason Statham? Not for all the money you have.

< Waiting for a train to take me far away.

v Explain communism to me in exactly six words.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Too equal to a moral fault?
< I barely know what "a democratic country" implies to...
v Virgin Capitalist!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I have been experimenting with capitalism since my early teens!

< I wish I hadn't seen those really good bits before playing Undertale, but if I hadn't would I have played it at all?

v "Be like" something. Whatever that means.

 

[Fijiman]

^ What if I don't want to?

< Downloading the newest Fallout 4 DLC before bed.

V Got smurfed.

 

[Barbas]

^ Was sadly nerfed.

< There will be justice.

v Gary Oldman?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ Ben Kingsley.

< nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

V nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[Barbas]

^ Have you broken your nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn key? :/

< What a remarkable fellow.

v Wipe your feet before coming into the bath!

 

[FPLOON]

^ I'd rather do it afterwards!
< Clean, but not simple...
v Crossfire?

 

[Barbas]

^ I remember that mod.

< I preferred Wanted.

v You must have played that, surely.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ Eh... no?

< Learning poker from a friend.

v Just so you know, one of my pocket cards is an ace. Probably.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Weren't we were playing Uno?

< That would explain why the while cards look funny.

V Thought we were playing Scrabble.

 

[Barbas]

^ Don't make me do it, boss. I'll kill again.

< Don't pass go, don't collect shit, *****!

v You gotta help me hide the body.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ Uh... try Quentin Tarantino's garage.

< Has never actually seen Pulp Fiction.

v Can explain the plot for me?