the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ *thinks about a Stephen King book, with the insides of a horse chestnut splattered on it*

< Saw a seagull walk off with meat from a pigeon corpse today.

v Metal.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Heavy...
< Gotta reboot later?
v Shock a Con!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ I lost a hand with a pocket pair of aces.

< I haven't even been playing poker that long...

v ...help?

 

[Barbas]

^ Hlep? I cannto hlep rigth nwo!

< Ym keyboadr si brokne!

v Call teh poliec!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That's the third time this week.

< Five Guys is expensive and feels like eating in a warehouse. Food didn't make up for it, although it wasn't bad.

v Wants to try a Krabby Patty.

 

[Barbas]

^ I'd rather try and shit a pinecone.

< I don't feel well today. Must have been all those pinecones.

v Bobba.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Fet?
< Wet...
v Bet!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Meh.

< Does not feel well.

V Go that way.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ If I could go that way, I wouldn't need aftershave.

< Can hardly wait for Danganronpa 2 to come out on Steam in about 20 hours.

v Hold my drink and watch this!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Why watch your drink?
< I somehow installed the Touhou games twice without realizing it...
v Free space!

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ We've been exploiting it for too long

< To become one with eternity...

V Has eyes like stars.

 

[Barbas]

^ Only when drunk.

< Yay, alcohol and boobies!

v Aren't you glad to be here today???

 

[FPLOON]

^ Can't talk because I gotta go...
< Can't be late again!
v How early was that?

 

[Barbas]

^ Too early; it always is.

< Let's roll it again.

v Remember, your motivation is terror.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ A-BLUB-BLUB-BLUB-BLUB-BLUB

< *falls over foaming at the mouth*

v GET ME OUTTA THIS CRAZY PLACE

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Don't make me tower over your seizing body, leering with a sightless visage!

< Chop! Chop! Swipe! Chop!

v Heck off!

 

[Barbas]

^ ACH!

< Peeved.

v Ya wally.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Bloody ripper!

< Knows a thing or a thousand

V Suck on my big bushwhacker, you big dumb bogan!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Ask me to do that again and the only blowing you'll be experiencing is a stick of dynamite superglued to your "big bushwacker."

< Blarg.

V Can see France from where they are.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I think so! Wait...it's just an old lady.

< Painted some walls white today.

v How do you spell doge to emphasise the fact you mean to pronounce it in the way that isn't doe-gay?