the ^ < V game

[FPLOON]

^ D'oh!
< I think I'm addicted to metahorror...
v Can I hug you?

 

[Headsprouter]

^
< Finally doing something for certain next year.

v

 

[Fijiman]

^ Stop that.

< Blarg.

V You look like you could use some sauce in your hair.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Semen sauce.

< This is one of those songs...you know...with that female vocalist who sings like this...and something eeelse...yeahhh...

v SUDDENLY NOW I'M YELLING!!! BECAUSE IT'S THE CHORUS! AND YOU GOTTA HEAR IT SINCE IT'S THE BEST BIT!

 

[FPLOON]

^ I'm YELLING TOO!
< AbridgeMENT...
v Foul-cum punch?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Dirty boy.

< I have no idea what that lady in the shop was saying. I'm regretting not asking her to repeat herself because now I'll never know.

v Smelling a smelly smell which smells smelly.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

^ Anchovies!

< Never actually tried anchovies.

V Is allergic to seafood.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Not that I'm aware of.

< Got a whole bunch of soda at the store.

V Blarg.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yes, that is my response to getting soda too.

< This new-fangled fish lady is rage-inducing.

v Likes to do something they're bad at.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Quack.

< Watching YouTube and such.

V Why is there a peanut in the bathroom?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *shuffles around the corner, red-faced*

< Alcoholic lemon drank. Would prefer the tropical one tho.

v CAN'T WAKE UP.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Wake me up inside?
< CRASH!
v Bring me to life...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Till Valhalla!

< It has been very warm where I am recently.

v Something's wrong.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Too many tabs...
< Too many tabs!
v Too many tabs?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Just 5.

< It's okay, it rained.

v Monkey trouble.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nah, the monkey is on vacation in Japan this week.

< He needed a break.

V Is jealous of poster 15792.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No, he sucks.

< Hitting you in the menus is fucked, man.

v Salts things that should never be salted.

 

[FPLOON]

^ My penis would object to that!
< Then again, so did he...
v That podcast was a trip, wasn't it?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *wipes forehead* Hoo-boy! You said it, PARDNER!

< There's a spider hanging above my bed. Just a little one. I'll leave it alone. Bonus protein if it finds it way into my gob.

v *bumps* Whup, my bad.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Unsafe driving.

< Going to miss the Uncharted series.

V Unlock the gold-darn achievements, that's what their for!