The war on Heavy Metal

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Wintermoot

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considering he also vowed to ban internet porn I would believe he actually sad that.
how the fuck does this guy get followers?
 

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Nickolai77 said:
?If you listen to the radio today, many of these brand new, so-called heavy metal music bands like Black Sabbath, Venom, The WASP and Iron Maiden use satanic imagery to corrupt the minds of young people,? announced Santorum at a 10,000 dollar a plate sock-hop in Valdosta, Georgia on Thursday.

The amount of stupidity in this sentence is actually mentally painful to read, i don't know if i should invoke poe's law, call troll or vomit in the bathroom.

you voiced my exact thoughts before I could sir, this is indeed depressingly stupid.
 

The White Hunter

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I think this gentleman is an idiot. Just a brief summary of my feelings, oh and I find this appropriate:


EDIT: Fuck you youtube embed, fuck you. Now I have to link like a lamer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_UGFLT0VMY


EDIT EDIT: Who exactly the fuck is this guy to judge the work of the gods? Should pull his head out his ass and do something worthwhiole with his life, like support stem cell research or y'know, anything else that might actually further mankind, rather than just slag of a rather popular form of musical expression.
 

The White Hunter

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henritje said:
considering he also vowed to ban internet porn I would believe he actually sad that.
how the fuck does this guy get followers?
Christians. Of the most crazy variety. At least, that's what I'd wager.
 

Wintermoot

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SkarKrow said:
henritje said:
considering he also vowed to ban internet porn I would believe he actually sad that.
how the fuck does this guy get followers?
Christians. Of the most crazy variety. At least, that's what I'd wager.
or maybe just a random nutter that thinks the world should be 200% PC
 

Littaly

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He does realize that starting a war on Heavy Metal by trying to force kids to listening to something else is the best thing that could ever happen to metal fans right? It's like trying to put out a fire by pouring gasoline on it.
 

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Don't you just love how people only attack well known bands with little Satanic imagery at all when there's a million more metal bands out there that actually are blatantly anti-Christian or Satanic in thematic elements?
 

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IamLEAM1983 said:
Yes, Varg Vikrenes burned down a church. So what; that's on par with the same sort of douchebaggery you see on YouTube that ends up with a drunken fratboy in traction. It's a sad, sad waste of human potential and it involves the destruction of what I'm sure is a spiritual center for many people; but it won't warp several million people across the pond and turn them into Pazuzu expies.
You left out a couple of things Varg did. Like the part where he burned down 3 other churches. Or where he killed somebody. Or where he tried to kill somebody else. Or the part where he's a Nazi.
 

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Hey Rick, the 80's called. They want their braindead reactionary rhetoric back...

Seriously can imagine no reasonable explanation to how off base this idiot is. Unless of course he gets all his information from Jack Chick?
 

IamLEAM1983

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TheAbominableDan said:
IamLEAM1983 said:
Yes, Varg Vikrenes burned down a church. So what; that's on par with the same sort of douchebaggery you see on YouTube that ends up with a drunken fratboy in traction. It's a sad, sad waste of human potential and it involves the destruction of what I'm sure is a spiritual center for many people; but it won't warp several million people across the pond and turn them into Pazuzu expies.
You left out a couple of things Varg did. Like the part where he burned down 3 other churches. Or where he killed somebody. Or where he tried to kill somebody else. Or the part where he's a Nazi.
Thanks for correcting me. I think my point still stands, though. It's not one guy's complete and utter idiocy (as all of the above translates to idiocy in my mind) that will run the risk of having Metal perceived as some sort of unholy, Lovecraftian cacophony.

There's enough nice guys in the Heavy Metal scene to counterbalance Varg's clear and obvious... problems, to use a euphemism.
 

The White Hunter

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henritje said:
SkarKrow said:
henritje said:
considering he also vowed to ban internet porn I would believe he actually sad that.
how the fuck does this guy get followers?
Christians. Of the most crazy variety. At least, that's what I'd wager.
or maybe just a random nutter that thinks the world should be 200% PC
Heavy Metal music isn't politcally correct but all the music on Radio one about sex is?
Here I was thought provoking lyrics on political issues was a more well developed artform than some overhyped overpaid bimbo blabbing about how much she loves dick.
But I guess not according to this dude > >
Mind = blown

So glad we get less of these madmen in the UK.
 

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I'm just going to say that this story is from the Onion.

This thread is extremely depressing. People should learn to not take things at face value. It's really...bad.
 

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"They would be forced to endure 30 days of non-stop "values based" music that promotes the American way of life as well as the free market. In order to leave, they will have to sing the chorus to at least one Celine Dion song."
It's satire.
 

Mcupobob

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I don't buy this for a second. In less Santorum just time traveled from 70's and hasn't realized it yet.
 

Worgen

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
I wish this was true, but it sounds too stupid to be true.
 

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Nickolai77 said:
?If you listen to the radio today, many of these brand new, so-called heavy metal music bands like Black Sabbath, Venom, The WASP and Iron Maiden use satanic imagery to corrupt the minds of young people,? announced Santorum at a 10,000 dollar a plate sock-hop in Valdosta, Georgia on Thursday.
The amount of stupidity in this sentence is actually mentally painful to read, i don't know if i should invoke poe's law, call troll or vomit in the bathroom.
Yeah, that was the line where I stopped reading and said "wow, this guy is an idiot". I mean, in the world of metal, Iron Maiden and Black Sabbath are the "Golden Oldies".

This is like ranting about that new boy-band called the "Beatles".

I choose to ignore it because the speaker is clearly a moron and Black Sabbath is old enough I'm sure there are fans IN congress. They may not know what the internet is, but Black Sabbath I'm sure they're familiar with.