The world is going to end on May 21, 2011
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1) No because no human knows the day the Earth will end
2) Spend the final hours with friends and family and kittens (lots of kittens)
2) Spend the final hours with friends and family and kittens (lots of kittens)
No it wont. No doomsday prophet has ever been correct to date. That means doomsday prophecies have a 0.000% probabilistic chance of occurring.
1) LOLNO! So...the voices in somebody's head are telling them to look for a numerical code in a boring book containing bronze age fairy tales? Ok then, but I'd like to point out that not all such codes are valid. For example, anybody reading my post to the very end will feel the unshakable compulsion to kill John Lennon, the obviously intended goal via subliminal messages, while the application of your standard biblical-numerical code thingie will result in the following message: "the lord thy god commands you to shove a banana up your rectum so that I may fap to it." This, incidentally, also results when the same code is applied to any speech given by Pat Robertson.
2) Ooookaay...I'm gonna be honest, there's no way I'm gettin' past them pearly gates anyway, so I figured in for a penny, in for a pound. I shall seek out the nearest church and desecrate it. You know, the whole deal: pissing in the holy water, using the bible for toilet paper, threesome on the altar, burning their terrible fliers, using the eucharist as chips for salsa, and turning the obligatory giant crucifix into a terrible guitar for some end-of-the-world death metal (also on the altar), and renouncing every prophet, spirit, saint, and deity that can be found in that badly written "holy" book. All this is to be done while holding and drinking from either the communion wine or really good scotch. Besides, I've always wanted to go to hell and overthrow whatever little ***** runs the place. I'm going to show them how chaotic evil is done right! >
2) Ooookaay...I'm gonna be honest, there's no way I'm gettin' past them pearly gates anyway, so I figured in for a penny, in for a pound. I shall seek out the nearest church and desecrate it. You know, the whole deal: pissing in the holy water, using the bible for toilet paper, threesome on the altar, burning their terrible fliers, using the eucharist as chips for salsa, and turning the obligatory giant crucifix into a terrible guitar for some end-of-the-world death metal (also on the altar), and renouncing every prophet, spirit, saint, and deity that can be found in that badly written "holy" book. All this is to be done while holding and drinking from either the communion wine or really good scotch. Besides, I've always wanted to go to hell and overthrow whatever little ***** runs the place. I'm going to show them how chaotic evil is done right! >
1. nope.avi
2. well, if it was seriously the day of judgement, the sky turned black, the seas ran red with blood, the 4 horsemen were riding through the sky, I'd probably go pray with my family. I mean, it's frigging JUDGEMENT DAY, there's not uch you can do to combat it.
2. well, if it was seriously the day of judgement, the sky turned black, the seas ran red with blood, the 4 horsemen were riding through the sky, I'd probably go pray with my family. I mean, it's frigging JUDGEMENT DAY, there's not uch you can do to combat it.
1. No
2. I'll be honest. Losing my virginity...one way or another. And making sure a few people I didnt care for didnt make it to the end of the world. I already know that I'm going to hell anyways so why not REALLY earn my place there.
2. I'll be honest. Losing my virginity...one way or another. And making sure a few people I didnt care for didnt make it to the end of the world. I already know that I'm going to hell anyways so why not REALLY earn my place there.
isn't rapture when god takes all the 'believers' away? I'm not seeing an issue as long as he takes the ones who believe in this crap. then maybe WBC will get taken too
Being Christian is like being an American- stereotyped and made fun of because of unfortunate cousins with overblown morals and no sense of reality.
1. No
2. probably lay back, drink apple cider, eat burger king and play Halo: Combat Evolved while listening to Halo 1-3, ODST, wars and reach's soundtracks.
2. probably lay back, drink apple cider, eat burger king and play Halo: Combat Evolved while listening to Halo 1-3, ODST, wars and reach's soundtracks.
1- NO
2- Make a makeshift, but effective, armor, modify my car and motorcycle, grab all the weapons I can find and take off on the open road ala Mad Max style.
2- Make a makeshift, but effective, armor, modify my car and motorcycle, grab all the weapons I can find and take off on the open road ala Mad Max style.
1. No, I am both an atheist and sane.
2. Buy two machine guns, all the ammunition I can carry and prepare to single-handedly fend off the horsemen of the apocalypse, preferably while screaming "when God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!"
2. Buy two machine guns, all the ammunition I can carry and prepare to single-handedly fend off the horsemen of the apocalypse, preferably while screaming "when God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!"
It better not happen. My birthday's on the 24th, and Fanime is on the 27th. I will not miss either of those events, even if I have to wade through the pulverized bodies of the damned to get there.
I feel your pain, dude. Or dudette, I don't really know what gender you are...Singularly Datarific said: