The world is going to end on May 21, 2011

Furbyz

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It's about as likely as when the world was supposed to end last month, 4/21/11, as predicted by Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
 

Nukey

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1. No, because first this idea was presented by religious zealots, which is a group of people I think are idiots. Secondly, I don't believe it because the bible itself contradicts this "prediction", multiple passages elude to the date being unpredictable.

2. I know for a fact that if the world ends then, and in the way Christians are thinking, I'm going to hell without a doubt; so I'll be raping, murdering and enjoying myself in most hedonistic of ways possible.

Honestly, once the day ends, I'm going to be laughing at all those who believed the idea and say that faith caused them to make a fool of themselves and persuade them to look into atheism.
 
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1. Ha!

2. Laugh at the rest of the disgusting human race as it panics, loots and cries itself to its inevetible doom.

Wait, I do that now.
 

Nannernade

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1. No
2. I'd run around at my old college and scream IT'S CHICKEN WRAP DAY!!! (Inside joke between my old roommate)
 
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Hell no.

2)
Go to Vegas. Spend all my money. Have sex with a horse. Kill some people. In the last few seconds start whistling "Raindrops keep falling on my head"

You know, the usual.
 

NeutralDrow

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Hero in a half shell said:
NeutralDrow said:
"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."
- Matthew 24:36

Thank you, Jon Stewart. Now, not only can I call out the bullshit, I have actual cited backing for it.
*starts playing <url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUWCrCXiVpA>Valley of the Damned in celebration*

I get really annoyed when Christians come up with an actual exact date for Jesus' return, based on biblical passages The bible says it's impossible to know, so how can you?
It's funny. I think some forms of Islam (mainly Shia sects) actually have that base covered by insisting that the Day of Judgement will come only when no one is expecting it. I find that reassuring, somehow.
 

Antari

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1. Its not possible. Thats 3 days before the release of Dirt 3. It just can't.
2. Prepare for the zombie hordes.
 

Innegativeion

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NeutralDrow said:
It's funny. I think some forms of Islam (mainly Shia sects) actually have that base covered by insisting that the Day of Judgement will come only when no one is expecting it. I find that reassuring, somehow.
Huh, I never heard of that.

But that's rather... poetic, in a way. It's like, the only instance when nobody expects it, will be when nobody fears it.
 

Double A

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Oh, wow, what's this, the 50th time in the past decade a Christian group has predicted the end of days?
 

Vibhor

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I stopped reading after the "Holy Bible" part.
You do know that many other religions exist with their own different beliefs and stuff?
 

Assassin Xaero

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It won't happen. When it said "The Holy Bible" I quit caring. Gen 1 was enough for me to give up on even considering anything else in the bible to hold any truth...
 

008Zulu_v1legacy

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Which calendar is the bible calculating this end of the world date on?

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No, because it's Harold Camping. That guy is considered an embarrassment even among other Christians.
Isn't he the one who invented his own mathematical system to prove his calculations regarding the end of the world are true?
 

Kais86

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1. No, though I sometimes hope it will, just so the "world's going to end" idiots will cease being.
2. Nothing different than usual, maybe talk about it once or twice, prepare jokes for when the world never ends.
 

AnimatedAmbiguity

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1. Not in a million or so years!

2. Dress up as Hans Landa and scream various nonsensical quotes as I dance around with my big pipe and asked strangers for a glass of delicious milk.