The Worst Bands Ever

[psycoturkey]

Least favorites:
Rush
Queen
Disturbed
Megadeth
A7X

IMO, these bands "suck," and my viewpoints are valid because "sucking" is purely subjective.

On the other hand, I love Lady Gaga, 3DG, Boston, Cascada, and Armin van Buuren. I can see that modern pop is not very much appreciated around these parts...

 

[Varun Garuda Maharaj]

Hinder. if you listen close you can hear the words "fail"

 

[Skoldpadda]

The Jostiband.

They're a Dutch band of mentally challenged people. I don't mean mentally challenged in the normal metalhead way, I mean actually mentally handicapped.


I can't start my day without this. It makes me happy.

 

[Kayedon]

Least favourite:
Lady Gaga
Ke$ha (I add the sign out of respect for music and the names people give themselves, not for her)
Justin Beiber (and anything else Disney, TBH. Just to cover Jonas B's and all that garbage under one umbrella)
System of a Down
Country (I could name every artist but this is easier)
Millionaires

-My list of disliked goes far, far longer than this.

Now excuse me while I throw out this obviously-flamebait but entirely-true statement: I rather enjoy BrokeNCYDE, Attack Attack!, and old Linkin Park in my playlist. I'll also probably never check this thread again though, so direct all hatemail to my inbox.

Also, kudos to the person who mentioned Linkin Park as a dumbed-down version of Zebrahead. I like my Zebrahead.

 

[AstylahAthrys]

I'm going to throw Slayer into the mix here. I'm not a fan, and I've really tried to give them a chance.

Also, whoever said Rage Against the Machine is my hero. Hate them with a passion.

 

[Instinct Blues]

So I know this band called Streetlight Manifesto. Even with all of these helpful music-repellent posts above, these guys are my winners for the title prize.

They definitely have an admirable style of uniqueness mixing certain instrument patterns, quick-changing time singatures and slight placement changes of their same chords, never have I before defined a band's style as "noise". I couldn't follow along, it hurts my ears. Make it stop.

Listen for yourself, daring post reader.

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You must have really sensitive ears then because thats not even bad. Not that I'm a huge fan of Streetlight Manifesto but honestly I wouldn't refer to it as noise at all.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Y'all have clearly never heard these pieces of shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjMguKlazBg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCBSX0XDSVI

(Embedding video's is a process that eludes me to this day.)

Don't know if someone helped you yet, but you take the bit after the equal sign (LjMguKlazBg in the first song) and do this: [pootube=LjMguKlazBg] with you instead of poo.

End result being:
EDIT: Also, I'm tired of people saying popular bands that they happen to not like and saying that they're the worst ever (SOAD, Metallica). First, spend some time on youtube, there will be something worse, trust me. Second, you're not cool and anti establishment, because there's more of you then people actually naming shit bands.

 

[Your once and future Fanboy]

1.Avenged Sevenfold
2.Coheed and Cambria
3.Linkin Park
4.System of a Down
5.Any other generic bands that suck.

Anyone calling System of A Down generic should put a shotgun to their head, because the lack of intelligence whould be so dire that it could't hurt to shoot themself.
I understand that some don't like the band BUT calling it generic is just ignorant.
I bet you have hust heard BYOB and Chop Suey and decided to brand it as generic.

And Metallica WHERE the greatest trash metal band, They WHERE good and original, But NOW they suck... HARD, and their lyrics have been swiftly declining since 1986, and if your a fan you better know the reason

If Metallica sucked hard then they wouldn't be selling out every show they play.

No, the reason for that isnt their quality, its the fans deluding themselves and clinching to the illusion of "epicnes". Hey i was a Metallica fan, i still enjoy their first 5 albums, but their carer after that is truelly "the thing that should not be"

What do you mean "should not be?" Death Magnetic was good, can't say the same for St. Anger though... they're not too bad live either.(aside from vocals, what happened to James?)

thats exactly mine and everyone's problem! The vocals was really important for the band, there are hundreds and thousands of bands with better instrumental work and songwriting ability (which Metallica has been strugeling with since Cliff died, but thats another subject). But the mix of lyrics, great vocal work and o.k instrumental work that made them good, and when two of those elements are gone, well .... You get the point

 

[Ambi]

Not sure if anyone has posted this.
Everything from the duckface he does at the start, the girls pretending to play electric guitar, to his lip gloss... it's just... -_-

 

[newfoundsky]

Wait. . . We can do this?!?!?

BrokenCYDE you stupid little bastards I want to hunt you down, every last one of you, and. . . and. . .

Rip your lungs out of your body, strangle you with them, then introduce your heads to your sphincters.

 

[Dark Knifer]

1.Avenged Sevenfold
2.Coheed and Cambria
3.Linkin Park
4.System of a Down
5.Any other generic bands that suck.

Your saying System of a Down is generic? You have listened to them right?

 

[Harkonnen64]

I've got one for you fellows:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEo9s3pgiAk

BTW, I've yet to learn how to make the video come up so you can see it without having to bring up a new window or leave the thread, anyone care to share that information with me?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I've yet to learn how to make the video come up so you can see it without having to bring up a new window or leave the thread, anyone care to share that information with me?

Quote me to see how to do it.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

I nominate the beatles, for very obvious reasons. I'd aslo like to nominate hawthrone heights

 

[Harkonnen64]

I've yet to learn how to make the video come up so you can see it without having to bring up a new window or leave the thread, anyone care to share that information with me?

Quote me to see how to do it.

Got it, thanks a ton!

 

[miscelaneous]

-snip-

Screw Woodrow Wilson's 14 points! I'm going with these 4 points!

 

[Dahni]

This is the only song I've ever heard from this band, but one is enough. If you don't laugh at 0:59 or 1:18, you have no soul, or more inexplicably, you like this band.

that band is one of my favourite bands...

OT: Steel Panther. Oh dear lord. Death To All But Metal? They aren't metal. They're just shameful.

Waking the Cadaver. Nobody knows the real lyrics for their most well known song, Chased Through The Woods By A Rapist, but the interpretations have been hilarious.
i like. shredded. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat. wheat. shredded wheat. shreded-ded wheat.

Insane Clown Posse. I don't need to explain.

Justin Bieber.

 

[Ham_authority95]

OT: Steel Panther. Oh dear lord. Death To All But Metal? They aren't metal. They're just shameful.

You do know that Steel Panther is a parody band, right?

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Anything that is or has ever been popular. After all, if it's popular, that means it was dumbed down for the masses to like. If almost no one has heard of them, it's because the music is just too deep.


OK, on a serious note, I didn't watch any of the videos, as I like my eardrums. So my vote is Justin Bieber. I want to find that kid and...wait, I can't remove what he doesn't have.

 

[TheSentinel]

Least favorites:
Rush
Queen
Disturbed
Megadeth
A7X

IMO, these bands "suck," and my viewpoints are valid because "sucking" is purely subjective.

On the other hand, I love Lady Gaga, 3DG, Boston, Cascada, and Armin van Buuren. I can see that modern pop is not very much appreciated around these parts...

You are one sick, strange individual.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.