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Rangaman said:
Not the worst game ever, but the worst one you've actually played. It need not be the least functional, but the one that is..just the worst.

Sonic and the Secret Rings is probably mine. Good god that game was awful.
I've played that and I've played Sonic and the Black Knight and of those, I would say Secret Rings is the less functional. I really didn't like either of those games...

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Ultraman on the Super Nintendo. It's a fighting game featuring a giant hero fighting giant monsters but instead of ripping off Street Fighter (the obvious move for a fighting game that wants to be successful) the makers of Ultraman on the Super Nintendo decided to make the slowest fighting game of all time. Then when you get your opponent's life bar at 0 you have to use a super move to finish the match. If YOUR life bar hits 0 that's the end, no super move required. What's that? You rented the game, lack the manual and don't know how to use super moves? Well fuck you! Have fun on level 1 for all eternity! What's that? Multiplayer!? There's only 1 Ultraman and no your friends can't play as the monsters!
 

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Probably Body Harvest, though I didn't play it long enough to give it a fair assessment. Similar 'prizes' go to Sonic and the Secret Rings and Hugo (a GBC game).
 

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Kibeth41 said:
"Let's list a popular game so that my choice feels cool and edgy" - is what I feel half of these suggestions are. Dragon Age Origins? FF8? Tomb Raider Reboot? Seriously? I can only assume you people haven't played many games.

OT: 'Yoshi Touch and Go' on the DS.

It was a very early title for the DS, so of course it had to use every fucking gimmicky feature from the console. And that wouldn't be overly bad, except it utilizes all of the features.. Badly.

The entirety of the gameplay is drawing clouds with the touchscreen to slowly guide Yoshi/Baby Mario through an autoscroller, it's gameplay as shallow as Superman 64. You're given very little time to actually react to anything, there's occasional unavoidable bullshit that's thrown at you, and the game is extremely short to the point where it could be confused as a demo.

But the worst part? One feature of the game is that blowing into the DS mic will erase all of the clouds that you've drawn. And what sucks about this is that it doesn't work properly. It literally screws you over if the mic detects the slightest bullshit. I've had it erase shit because I've:

-been in a loud room
-been in a car/bus/train/plane
-been outside where it's breezy
-breathed through my nose/mouth
Or maybe, you know, those games kinda suck.

I guess Superman 64 would technically be the absolute worst game I ever played, but I never bothered finishing the first level, so I wouldn't really count that. No ones acting edgy for disliking a game you like. They just, you know, actually dislike those games.
 

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Just to clarify, it doesn't need to be a glitchy mess, because those kinds of games can be fun in there own right (see Sonic 06, Ride to Hell).

I was referring to games that were soul-crushingly bad. Cue the Zero Punctuation Critical Spectrum.
 

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Rangaman said:
Not the worst game ever, but the worst one you've actually played. It need not be the least functional, but the one that is..just the worst.

Sonic and the Secret Rings is probably mine. Good god that game was awful.
I've played that and I've played Sonic and the Black Knight and of those, I would say Secret Rings is the less functional. I really didn't like either of those games...
Sonic and the Black Knight is terrible as well, but I find that the premise in itself (Sonic wields swords in Medieval England) so utterly ridiculous that it's actually hilarious. The other thing is that I can feel that somewhere inside the Wii, my frantic Wiimote Dance is registering. Meanwhile, I genuinely never figured out if whatever complex maneuvers I was performing in the Secret Rings were actually registering with anything.

Besides that, the Secret Rings only had eight or so levels that it made you replay over and over while listening to a repetitive and torrid soundtrack (granted, the Black Knight doesn't have a great soundtrack either, but it's not as offensive as...whatever sodding genre the Secret Ring's soundtrack was). So I think it's a whole lot worse in this case. But that's my opinion.
 

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So is this the worst in how offensive we found it, or just that it wasn't made well? The latter is boring because I can just say Super Man 64 or some shitty little flash game I couldn't even be bothered finishing.

The game that pissed me off more than anything though is non other than Super Smash Brothers Brawl. It is such a huge step down from Melee that not even my blind Nintendo fanboism stayed true anymore. And believe me, I was a stupid fanboy. Brawl managed to kill my trust and hope for Nintendo all in one. I can now only get hyped for a game/movie if it really shows something incredible now.

I mean, not only did they make the movement feel slow and sloppy, not only did they remove the side-air-dash, not only could you randomly trip over at any moment, but they tried to remove fucking combo's altogether! What's a fighting game without combo's? A hunk of shit! And the pokeball pokemon attack animations are truly pathetic.
 

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I wasn't a fan of Tao's Adventure, for a spiritual successor to Azure Dreams...it just tanked on and on, and that was just the tutorial. it just didn't feel as fast as AD was, plus since it's 3D the floors isn't randomly generated which removes most of the draw that Azure Dreams had. think i can safely say it's one of the first DS games i actually put down.
 

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Every asset flip on Steam Greenlight.

Also going to add Final Fantasy XIII. ery pretty for a PS3 game, but utterly soulless.
 

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Well I've played Superman 64 but at the time I didn't think it was that bad just rather uninteresting.

WORST was probably Crackdown 2. maybe the only game I've bought that I genuinely regret. The game barely had a premise let alone a plot. I've heard the first one is better and the new one certainly looks better visually if nothing else but you couldn't pay me to play anything in that franchise again.
 

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Kibeth41 said:
Fox12 said:
Or maybe, you know, those games kinda suck.

I guess Superman 64 would technically be the absolute worst game I ever played, but I never bothered finishing the first level, so I wouldn't really count that. No ones acting edgy for disliking a game you like. They just, you know, actually dislike those games.
If the thread were "what games do you dislike?", then the choice would be rational. But talking about objective quality, you're honestly going to list Dragon Age Origins as the absolute worst game you've ever played in the entire history of your life?

Mmkay.

I can think of about a dozen critically acclaimed games which I personally can't stand playing. But I'm not exactly going to say they're the worst, since I can understand the overall quality and appeal of them. But then there are a metric fuckton of shovelware games out there, and I've played at least a handful of them. Even if just accidentally.

But as I stated before. There's always the chance that you just haven't played all that many games. Or I should add that maybe by happenstance, you've just managed to avoid playing bad games.
The OP is not exactly clear what the thread is about, but judging from his choice (which probably isn't anywhere near the most broken game he's played), I think this thread is about what games have disgusted us the most.

What Fox has mentioned disappointed him enough to mark it one of his worst experiences based on principal.
 

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as for my suggestion, its an old game .. phantasmagoria 2 a puzzle of flesh.. a main character who is completely obnoxious and unlikable and some of the worst FMV acting full stop
I thought the twist was interesting and the weirdness leading up to it worked well.

Besides, how do you put it as worst when the first game exists? A game with a Main character who incredibly stupid and awful puzzle design. I don't actually hate that game either, but I found it very meh. At least I remember parts of sequel, more then I can say about the first game.
 

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Action 52. Boom.

I had the misfortune to rent this ingenious "52 games in one cartridge" clusterfuck way back in the day for the NES. The main game is a terrible TMNT Ripoff(which has all of like 5 levels and none of them long), a good number of the games will crash if you try to play them and quite a few others will crash before you finish them(or will just stop). For the games that did work, no balancing was done at all, the difficulty was all over the map. It's fairly obvious the company working on the game didn't have a QA department....or just didn't care.

I don't remember any of the games being remotely interesting either.

At the time, I wondered why I was encountering so many bugs and crashes, thinking I got a bad cartridge. Later found out the game is just that broken.
 

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OT: The Evil Within

I genuinely HATE very few games. Only two actually, and The Evil Within is one of 'm. Not only does it aesthetically look like garbage, presenting the player with the most insultingly generic monster/horror designs, it's also rendered like an early PS3 game. And the mechanics are so fucking clunky it's baffling. It's like they made this game without ever quality checking or balancing anything.

And the cherry on top is that it was made by Shinji Mikami. Was he suffering from a brain-eating bacteria during the developement or what?
Maybe you're too much into a 'Resident Evil 4' mode when playing the game? Personally I really love Evil Within. Enjoyable gameplay that hits the sweet spot between RE4 and RE Remake, tense atmosphere, varied creature design, cool concept and an exceptionally well tweaked balance when it comes to defending against the creatures. I really enjoyed the story as well though it took me 2 playthroughs to get the gist of it. Evil Within I think had some real visionary qualities that are either misunderstood or really underappreciated. Also that the game ''looks like garbage'' isn't even making any sense. It's not a 200 million dollar production true but it still has pretty nice graphics.

As for 'worst game ever' that goes to any interactive movie for me. Any Nic Cage game or Until Yawn or even the most recent Uncharted that basically plays itself. If anything screams 'product' it are these shitty games. No creativity or imagination in it just ''press x to proceed''.
 

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Kibeth41 said:
Fox12 said:
Or maybe, you know, those games kinda suck.

I guess Superman 64 would technically be the absolute worst game I ever played, but I never bothered finishing the first level, so I wouldn't really count that. No ones acting edgy for disliking a game you like. They just, you know, actually dislike those games.
If the thread were "what games do you dislike?", then the choice would be rational. But talking about objective quality, you're honestly going to list Dragon Age Origins as the absolute worst game you've ever played in the entire history of your life?

Mmkay.

I can think of about a dozen critically acclaimed games which I personally can't stand playing. But I'm not exactly going to say they're the worst, since I can understand the overall quality and appeal of them. But then there are a metric fuckton of shovelware games out there, and I've played at least a handful of them. Even if just accidentally.

But as I stated before. There's always the chance that you just haven't played all that many games. Or I should add that maybe by happenstance, you've just managed to avoid playing bad games.
Look at OP again.

"Not the worst game ever, but the worst one you've actually played. It need not be the least functional, but the one that is..just the worst."

This thread isn't about the objectively worst game, or the most broken. It's about the one you, personally, hate the most. For me it's Dragon Age, probably followed by Half Life 2. I hated playing those games with a burning passion. If you happen to love them then great. Your entitled to your opinion. But I'm not trying to be edgy when I say that I think they suck. I truly think that they are bad.
 

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Maybe you're too much into a 'Resident Evil 4' mode when playing the game? Personally I really love Evil Within. Enjoyable gameplay that hits the sweet spot between RE4 and RE Remake, tense atmosphere, varied creature design, cool concept and an exceptionally well tweaked balance when it comes to defending against the creatures. I really enjoyed the story as well though it took me 2 playthroughs to get the gist of it. Evil Within I think had some real visionary qualities that are either misunderstood or really underappreciated. Also that the game ''looks like garbage'' isn't even making any sense. It's not a 200 million dollar production true but it still has pretty nice graphics.
If by 'Resident Evil 4 mode' you mean 'expecting a properly designed, well balanced (action) game', then yes.

And as for the 'garbage'... Even running on a PS4, it still looks like a previous gen game, only runs at 30fps, and has pop-in everywhere, even during cutscenes. And added to that we have completely unnecessary letterboxing that actively obstructs otherwise interactable button prompts. Christ, the camera is too close to the protagonist as it is, and then we have the letterboxing taking up even more of the screen.

If properly optimized we could gotten atleast a generic horror romp, but instead we got a completely uninspired, cluncky wreck.
 

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Action 52. Boom.
I'll second this one. Absolutely terrible: ugly, repetitive, boring, glitchy, derivative... I 100% believe that this is the worst game ever made.
 

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Every asset flip on Steam Greenlight.
You've actually played every single one of those?

... you are either the bravest or most masochistic gamer I know.
 

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Fox12 said:
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Fox12 said:
Probably Dragon Age Origins. That game was so fucking uninspired. It gave me cancer. It killed my family. It assassinated the arch duke Ferdinand. But worse of all? It was really, really boring.
Dragon Age Origins was the best game Bioware game they made since Baldur's Gate 2.

Because it had choices and concequences and multiple endings.

I just hate the fact that people call what is clearly technically good games and say "ITS THE WORSE GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED!!!!"

I mean I dislike The Last of Us (mostly because of that little shit Ellie) but even I recognize on a technical level its a good game.


Personally, I think pitifully mediocre is the worst thing you can be.
Well I find that unbelievably cruel, unfair, and wrong.

Let utter failure like Superman 64 and Birdemic be the worse thing you can be.

And Dragon Age: Origins does enough to distinguish itself.

Especially regarding the lore of Mages.
 

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I honestly haven?t played an objectively bad game. But I can think of some well-regarded games that are fundamentally broken in some ways.

Far Cry - Enemies that see you from miles away through foliage and buildings. Easy is more difficult than the hardest difficulty in most shooters. A final arena-type level that throws tens of enemies at you that you have to cheese to get through. Stealth is non-existent and shouldn?t even be mentioned as an option.

Uncharted Drake?s Fortune - Odious jet ski sections. Platforming/puzzle sections that give you no idea as to where to go. People laugh at the brightly colored platformable ledges/pipes/etc. in Uncharted 2, but you really see why they?re needed after Uncharted 1. The pop-up to shoot in cover makes you an easy target. It just doesn?t work, especially on higher difficulties. However, standing behind cover and corner shooting makes it impossible for enemies to get a shot on you.

Mass Effect - As much as I love the world building and story in this game, it is such a great example of bad design in so many ways. The inventory system obfuscates what weapons you have and how to use them. The compartmentalization of armor, weapons and mods for each one of them and all of your squad members is such a hassle that you?d rather ignore it. The combat is janky, the assault rifle?s reticle covers the entire screen until you find an accurate one late in the game. Too many biotics for each character, each with their own cool down, and it always comes down to spamming all of them at the start of each encounter.

And then the moral system that ruins the choice in dialogue. You don?t choose dialogue based on what you would do, but how best to fill a fucking bar with blue or red. And paragon/renegade doesn?t even net you anything.

Resistance 2 - I think this might actually be a bad game. I can?t even remember anything about it.

Metal Gear Solid 4 - Where do you even start with this beast? You know what, I won?t.

Red Dead Redemption - This one feels wrong to put on here, regardless. Mission design becomes repetitive and the story isn?t good enough to keep me engaged. The world and atmosphere are fantastic, but damn if I wasn?t over the typical Rockstar mission structuring. It really isn?t a good game from a gameplay perspective. If a sequel ever arises, I?d love a more intimate tale where your choices affect the towns and people around you.

Gears of War 2 - After the fantastically structured/paced first game, this one has some horrible on-rails sections and is all over the place with setting. Also, really bad last boss.

Doom 2 - I think Doom 1 is the perfect package. Doom 2 is too big for its bridges. Really weird level design and gross aesthetic. Higher difficulties throw way too many enemies in and you?ll always run out of ammo.

Bioshock 2 - Look, the story?s limp but I don?t care about that. From a design perspective, this game is outstanding. Except for difficulty. Hard should be easy, and the abundance of ammo/supplies destroys your will to explore and scavenge.
 

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Bawsto said:
Mass Effect - As much as I love the world building and story in this game, it is such a great example of bad design in so many ways. The inventory system obfuscates what weapons you have and how to use them. The compartmentalization of armor, weapons and mods for each one of them and all of your squad members is such a hassle that you?d rather ignore it. The combat is janky, the assault rifle?s reticle covers the entire screen until you find an accurate one late in the game. Too many biotics for each character, each with their own cool down, and it always comes down to spamming all of them at the start of each encounter.

And then the moral system that ruins the choice in dialogue. You don?t choose dialogue based on what you would do, but how best to fill a fucking bar with blue or red. And paragon/renegade doesn?t even net you anything.
There's one particular reason to fill up the bar(either one), and that's if you want to keep Wrex alive. I tried playing a "How I would do things" character so ended up with a non-maxed out bar....and then found out I had no way to keep Wrex alive and no way to go back. Yeah, there's the armor quest but that's arguably grindtastic.

I quit playing that particular save, because I was not going through the trilogy with Wrex dead on that beach.