The Worst Thing You've Ever Done?

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Narclaw

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I've done plenty of bad things, but the one that comes to mind is the time I confronted a long-time bully of mine and beat his living face to a bloody mess. Nearly got expelled, and I don't regret the action, just how far I took it.
 

TacticalAssassin1

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Mr S said:
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Mr S said:
Answer to this poll...
(it's been done WAY too often, but sure I'm bored, so what the heck)

I once raped someone I know in real life in my dreams.
I couldn't stand to look at her for weeks.
Is it bad I laughed at that? I'm a bad person...
What's the worst thing you did then?
Honestly I can't think of anything interesting enough to put on here. I'm sure I'll think of something eventually, though.
 

kittii-chan 300

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my freind was on the trmpoline and i threw a water balloon at his legs (bad aim) whilst he was in the air and he ended up face planting a bench *ow*
 

Communist partisan

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I dunno, I don't have any real moral standards so I dunno.

And not having moral standards is so incredibly lovely, can only be described like this
 

Icaruss

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When i was younger i used to kick my little brother ass a lot because......well no real reason besides it made me feel big..ugh...well said little brother is now a six foot four airborne ranger who could almost certainly take me out with about as much effort as it takes to wipe ones ass.
 

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TacticalAssassin1 said:
Mr S said:
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TacticalAssassin1 said:
Mr S said:
Answer to this poll...
(it's been done WAY too often, but sure I'm bored, so what the heck)

I once raped someone I know in real life in my dreams.
I couldn't stand to look at her for weeks.
Is it bad I laughed at that? I'm a bad person...
What's the worst thing you did then?
Honestly I can't think of anything interesting enough to put on here. I'm sure I'll think of something eventually, though.
Ummm.. Ok, well be sure to tell me when you do :)
 

Ursus Astrorum

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I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

In all seriousness, probably when a long-time bully got into a really heavy fight with me. We both learned two things that day:

1) If I get into a fight, I don't stop unless I'm physically restrained (which at the time took four people) or one of us stops moving.
2) No matter how harmless and intellectual they look, never piss off a kid who lifts upwards of sixty pounds with a single arm on a regular basis. I hate to imagine how much worse it would have been if I'd had my baseball bat there.

Not surprisingly, I became a pacifist soon after that incident. Also, no one ever picked on me again.

Machiavelli may have been a jerk, but he had a point.
 

Eisenfaust

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there was a naive guy i knew (as in... thought i was his friend, thought the world was nice and sunny, 18 years old and still loved lego, still a virgin, etc... that last one comes in to it later) and for a while all the would do was complain about how he couldn't get a girlfriend, but he finally got one... except she was heavily religious and refused to sleep with him/do anything untoward...

so i started talking to her, she broke up with him, we started "going out", i slept with her, and have been avoiding her ever since... why? to prove that i could... to prove i was better than him... to have something else to gloat about...

don't worry... i never lied to her, i never specifically entered a relationship with her just to sleep with her, it just happened to happen... i'm not sorry for it, it was excellent fuel for my arrogance... she ended up loving me at the end, which was just painful... (by which i mean... painful to have to sit through, not painful to then destroy that love... that was irrelevant)

essentially, it's the worst thing i've ever done because it was somewhat immoral (which doesn't bother me) and because of the price i paid (like... a month worth of 2 hour phone calls listening to her talk FOREVER)... the "friend" forgave me though, the silly twit
 

Iwata

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Hmmm... lessee, stuff from the past that no longer bothers me:

- I stole a video game from a local mall.
- I punched a girl who attacked my girlfriend.
- I slept with a married woman (she was a childhood crush of mine, and I HATED her douchebag husband, who'd been a classmate of mine in high school).

There's more. A LOT more, but I'm happy as it is.
 

Zanakanishi

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wow... i feel like satan or some shit now... the stuff you guys have done and are moaning about regretting are trivial things i do quite often, i mean
Kukulski said:
I squeezed a passed-out girl's boob. I'm still ashamed.

But when it comes to serious criminal activities I kinda attempted a murder. It was a misunderstanding really.
seriously, squeezing a girls boob? lol just had to point that one out, but my worst thing... either convincing my friends 13 yr old sister (at the age of 15) to toss me off then eventually had sex while he (the brother) was sleeping, she didn't have a choice really, not quite rape though, just good manipulation, she broke down crying the next day out of regret.. also the brother almost killed me the next day when she said it in her moment of regret (their parents were out and i was sleeping over) and i didnt see him again after that.

or my other is maybe stealing £600 from one of my old indian friends, he gets a lot from his mum back in india, he got really drunk and he gave me his card to get smokes from the shop, i checked his balance, he had 1,500ish, but i could only take out 300 a day from ATM's, so i just took 300, went home, took 300 the next day (went into town to do it just incase they traced me somehow) after that i got parranoied and threw the card away, i live about 40 mins away fromm his place and he had never been there, so it was quite easy.

Both of those, not a single bit of regret, though i have thought about it for a few seconds, soon forgot though
 

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I slept with a guy who was confused about his sexuality, but then never spoke to him again. I've been actively ignoring him for a year now.
 

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MRMIdAS2k said:
I shagged my friends ex.

They'd been broken up 20 minutes.
Wow... I've heard of this happening but not in that short an amount of time. I kind of want to high five you, but I also kind of want to slap you.

OT: Another one of mine... I punched my best friend's little brother in the face. I knew exactly what I was doing and at the time it felt like it was the only option. Basically, the kid (yeah he was about 8, I was 17) was giving me shit about being gay and after all avenues of insults and discussion failed and he started following me around the house bitching at me, I just turned and nailed him right in the nose. Nothing broken, just bleeding.
 

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lebarron said:
once had the last can of vanilla coke in a friends house without asking. 3 days later vanilla coke was taken out of circulation in ireland..... i still feel terrible
You should. Here in England they have also discontinued vanilla coke (you can buy import cans for £1.30 but the ingedients are slightly different). Having said that I hate to think what I would do for another can of vanilla coke!

OT: Long drawn out break up, final nail in the coffin saying goodbye by text.
 

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When I was very young (maybe 9 or 10) my mum sent my outside as some sort of punishment. I've no idea what it was for now, probably just being told to stop watching TV or something stupid like that. Whatever it was I so angry that I picked up a hand peddles in the drive way and threw them at my parents car. Completely smashed up the drivers side window and door.

It's one of those things that still leaves me feeling guilty even though it was years ago and I'd never meant it to happen. Fair to say I was a pretty dumb kid.

Probably worst is when I was 16 or so. I'd been bullied for most of my time in school by this one kid. But then after years of taunting this kid and I became friends and he stopped picking on me. Why? Because I started bullying another guy in class.

...Seriously, I really am a dick.
 

ReservoirAngel

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When I was in Primary School (I was about 9/10 here) I liked using a springy branch of a tree to launch things. One day, I put a large rock onto it.

It didn't go as far as I'd expected and slammed right through the windscreen of a nearby car, which belonged to the Deputy Headteacher.

We had a 'special assembly' about vandalism, but nothing ever came of it in terms of punishment. Dunno why she didn't get more angry.

But I still feel horrible about it.
 

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Dulcinea said:
Kukulski said:
Dulcinea said:
Kukulski said:
Dulcinea said:
Kukulski said:
I squeezed a passed-out girl's boob. I'm still ashamed.
That's pretty messed up. Did you at least tell her?
Why the hell would I ever want to do that?
To apologize? To let her know you violated her?

That's just creepy as hell.
The thing is that nothing happened unless she knows about it, so the apology completely misses the point. And it wasn't that creepy, I was just curious if tits that big could still be firm. There are worse ways to be "violated", so pull that stick out of your ass.
There being worse crimes doesn't make that one any less disgusting.
It sorta does. Yes it was creepy and pathetic, but come on. It was one boob squeeze. No harm no foul.
 

blacon

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Dulcinea said:
Kukulski said:
Dulcinea said:
Kukulski said:
Dulcinea said:
Kukulski said:
I squeezed a passed-out girl's boob. I'm still ashamed.
That's pretty messed up. Did you at least tell her?
Why the hell would I ever want to do that?
To apologize? To let her know you violated her?

That's just creepy as hell.
The thing is that nothing happened unless she knows about it, so the apology completely misses the point. And it wasn't that creepy, I was just curious if tits that big could still be firm. There are worse ways to be "violated", so pull that stick out of your ass.
There being worse crimes doesn't make that one any less disgusting.
Dude honestly, if i told one of my female friends that i did that, she'd probably laugh at me. The girl is more likely to feel pity than anger. It's not really 'disgusting'.
 

mariodude23

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According to the hippy side of the vegetarian community, mine is eating food that I enjoy. ಠ_ಠ