Things to Do Instead of Pirates

[RTR]

You know what else you could do? Go watch the Lonely Island video "Jack Sparrow"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY

Seriously, it's awesome.

 

[RTR]

You know what they call soft tortillas where I'm from???
Tortillas.

 

[Plurralbles]

I love chinese burritos!

I am flatout broke though so no LA Noire for me : (

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

MovieBob: Things to Do Instead of Pirates

MovieBob has a few suggestions on how you spend your time this weekend, rather than waste it on disappointing swashbucklers.

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Other things you forgot to mention that are infinitely more rewarding then watching this movie you didn't mention.

Watching the grass.

Poking your eyes out.

Giving money to the IRS as charity.

Walking down the most gang filled areas of your local cities while wearing a pink hat.

Hammering that lose nail in with you head.

Self mutulation.

Have fun

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Has it really been 28 episodes of the Big Picture already Bob? I wonder when we'll start getting badges for it.

If my inbox is any indication, three months later and all at once.

 

[Herr Wozzeck]

Eh, I dunno about Midnight in Paris. I mean, it's a Woody Allen movie, and I'm not familiar with any of his other--

Wait, did you say Adrien Brody plays Salvador Dali?

...

SOLD.

Thanks for the tip, Moviebob! =D

 

[drisky]

I love chinese burritos!

I am flatout broke though so no LA Noire for me : (

I'm flat out broke, so no Chinese borritos ether, being poor sucks

 

[Ell Jay]

Well, I'm glad you spoiled your opinion on the movie in your column so I don't have to waste time watching your review. Or many in the near future, for that matter.

 

[TheBelgianGuy]

It's funny how many people in here blindly follow a stuck up elitist douchebag like MovieBob.

"Wow, you didn't like it? Well, then it MUST be bad!"

 

[Moeez]

Agree with others, didn't know anything about Midnight in Paris but Adrien Brody as Salvador fucking Dali sold me. Nice to see Woody Allen is back with a funny movie (Whatever Works was good, too).

 

[ciancon]

Ooooh i thought he was talking about "A Night In Paris"....

Which i haven't seen!!

 

[SeriousSquirrel]

I went to see Cave of Forgotten dreams a couple weeks ago and loved it (then again, it's Herzog so how could I not). The 3d truelly is amazing.

 

[pearcinator]

Nah, Ill just go watch Pirates again...cos it was good.

 

[LogicNProportion]

Meh. Weak, Bob. Weak. You're usually much better than this.
Still, Chinese Burritos, eh? Never heard of em, sounds delicious, though.

ie, Eggroll. Just sayin.

Also, I thought the new Pirates was great! Now that they took out Kiera Manly and Orlando Oh-god-I-play-the-same-character-in-every-movie, Pirates hasn't been so good since the first!

 

[Doom-Slayer]

I'm still going to go see it despite his bad review. Just like how I don't immediately disregard games that Yahtzee doesn't like, I don't discount movies Moviebob doesn't like. While 99% they are right I still prefer to make my own mind up.

 

[Adultism]

Right, I'm going to go ahead and remove this post and just say

I disagree with what Bob is saying, and I'm going to go see it anyways, because I can think for myself and I'd much rather go see the movie, then ignore it just because some reviewer says its crap.

I'm going to be honest, Sometimes, Bob sounds like a troll.

 

[Adultism]

It's funny how many people in here blindly follow a stuck up elitist douchebag like MovieBob.

"Wow, you didn't like it? Well, then it MUST be bad!"

Isn't that why people watch reviews? To find out whether or not a movie's worth seeing.

Yes but Bob usually regards any high class / money making movie as crap, just because he wishes lower indie movies got as much fame. Or at least, that's how I see it.

I still stick with what I believe, If you like a movie, nobody elses opinion should matter.

 

[SmileyBat]

The Big Picture as soul-affirming. xD

 

[rickthetrick]

Please for the love of god quit using Scott effing Pilgrim as a positive thing. That's the best way to turn me off from a movie. Why is there so much fan boy appeal from that shitacular waste of celluloid?! Bah I'll just go back to my corner and stay quiet from now on.

 

[TheRealCJ]

Interesting list, i might rent L.A. noire.

Also, putting "chinese Burritos" on the same list as "brisk walk and low calorie snack" seems a touch counterproductive.

Well, you can get low calorie Chinese food, and a decently made tortilla is essentially just baked or fried corn flour. I think you could put together something reasonably healthy. Just don't buy that 2.00 General Tso's from down the road and cheese flavoured torillas and you should be alright.