Things to Do Instead of Pirates

[TheRealCJ]

It's funny how many people in here blindly follow a stuck up elitist douchebag like MovieBob.

"Wow, you didn't like it? Well, then it MUST be bad!"

Isn't that why people watch reviews? To find out whether or not a movie's worth seeing.

Don't be silly. People watch Moviebob to hear that voice like honeyed silk.

 

[TheRealCJ]

please spoil the movie for me so i don't have the stupid urge to want to see it!

and Kudos on that shameless self promotion! XD

Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow is Wacky! Boats! Geoffry Rush is easily the hammiest and best thing in the movie.

There, spoiled.

 

[Roganzar]

Other than continue playing Portal 2 and L.A. Noire.
I think I want to see this movie just to see how epicly bad it may be.

 

[Mittens The Kitten]

Interesting list, i might rent L.A. noire.

Also, putting "chinese Burritos" on the same list as "brisk walk and low calorie snack" seems a touch counterproductive.

Well, you can get low calorie Chinese food, and a decently made tortilla is essentially just baked or fried corn flour. I think you could put together something reasonably healthy. Just don't buy that 2.00 General Tso's from down the road and cheese flavoured torillas and you should be alright.

You must be the type of person who likes to point out that McDonalds has salads every time someone says that fast food is unhealthy.

 

[Polock]

It's funny how many people in here blindly follow a stuck up elitist douchebag like MovieBob.

"Wow, you didn't like it? Well, then it MUST be bad!"

...but it was.

 

[Birthe]

Don't think I'll go and watch pirates, cause well I can't think of a single movie where they made 4 parts of where the 4th part was somewhat worth watching it. And since cinema tickets get more and more expensive I just dont wanna waste my money on that and then also probably have some annoying people sit behind me.

But also won't go and watch a Woody Allen movie cause... I greatly dislike him I think he's so overrated and I personally never watched a movie of him I liked.

Guess I'll just go out and get wasted instead.. that should be on the list.

 

[The Random One]

Swim? Are you insane? After it's been ridiculously hot for so long the cold finally came, and you want me to go swimming? Stop being hemisphere racist, moviebob.

 

[Burck]

please spoil the movie for me so i don't have the stupid urge to want to see it!\D

Agreed.

I once stayed up to ridiculous hours just to see the ending of a crappy movie on the Sci-Fi channel. The ending to that movie was utterly stupid: the disgraced sergeant was redeemed, the "sign of advanced life" was a broken radio tower (as you could OBVIOUSLY tell) leaving the lady who went after it to die with only the discovery that she fucked up, the black guy dies a hero, and the two people who make it back simply survive. Nothing is gained.

Yet I really wanted to find out how it ended- as if that could redeem the whole lackluster film.

So please, anyone, spoil the movie. Otherwise, I guess I'll google it.

 

[Nfritzappa]

Screw you Bob, I saw the movie and loved it.

 

[AbstractStream]

I had deided against watching it because of the review, but a friend forced me to go (and paid for it...free movie). I gotta say, it was not that bad. I actually liked it. I see MovieBob's point, buuuut I guess I'm just a PotC girl.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Too late for me, just saw it a couple of hours ago. Thought it was good, less confusing than the third one at any rate.

 

[TheRealCJ]

Interesting list, i might rent L.A. noire.

Also, putting "chinese Burritos" on the same list as "brisk walk and low calorie snack" seems a touch counterproductive.

Well, you can get low calorie Chinese food, and a decently made tortilla is essentially just baked or fried corn flour. I think you could put together something reasonably healthy. Just don't buy that 2.00 General Tso's from down the road and cheese flavoured torillas and you should be alright.

You must be the type of person who likes to point out that McDonalds has salads every time someone says that fast food is unhealthy.

No. Just someone who likes to cook.

 

[ShadowThePika]

Or... you could watch something GOOD that came out this year with pirates. Like Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger!

 

[Diablo2000]

Too late Mr Bob... I already watched Pirates 4 and liked, ok, It was longer than it should be and it was silly, but it was fun. And I would watch Pirates 5 if they make another.

 

[jackpipsam]

things to do other than any of bobs content on this site

1. watch everything else on this site
2. watch pirates 4
3. watch pirates 4 again so there is another movie

 

[Fearzone]

I recommend microwaving or heating the burrito before use to soften it up. I spray it with water to keep it moist (before heating). Then, ya, fill with about anything that tastes good. Will give Chinese a try.

 

[Danial]

I went to see Pirates and wanted to leave half way in, by the end i hated myself for not listening to me in the middle, Terrible film. I don;t get why people get so mad when people give things they like, might like or want to like a bad review. Its like the Joystiq review of brink, people went crazy when they have it a poor review before anyone outside of Games press could even play it, just because so many people WANTED it to be good, apparently the fact that someone thought it wasn't was a massive insult to there dreams.

 

[starwarsgeek]

I thought it was actually pretty good...I guess I agree with MovieBob's criticisms but disagree on how much they hurt the movie.


Edit: He forgot to put "re-watching the first PotC" on his list. Still the best in the series

 

[Yankeedoodles]

How did albino alligators end up in a French swamp?

 

[Verlander]

Pure fanboy bellyaching, but I enjoyed it