Things you wish were normal to wear in public

[Neonbob]

Hmmm...Do you perhaps know who Ed Gein is,by any chance?

I do now! Thanks wikipedia!

Haha,that where I learned about him!Did you know he inspired The Silence of the Lambs?That's one thing to thank him for!!!

Heeeyyyy...that's a life lesson for you! If you do some crazy shit, then you'll get put in a movie after you die! Cool!
I'm going to go make myself a business suit. Now, all I need is one really fat guy...or a couple skinny people.

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

All lavender mobster suits.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Shoulder pads

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

Hmmm...Do you perhaps know who Ed Gein is,by any chance?

I do now! Thanks wikipedia!

Haha,that where I learned about him!Did you know he inspired The Silence of the Lambs?That's one thing to thank him for!!!

Heeeyyyy...that's a life lesson for you! If you do some crazy shit, then you'll get put in a movie after you die! Cool!
I'm going to go make myself a business suit. Now, all I need is one really fat guy...or a couple skinny people.

Hmmm...Do you perhaps know who Ed Gein is,by any chance?

I do now! Thanks wikipedia!

Haha,that where I learned about him!Did you know he inspired The Silence of the Lambs?That's one thing to thank him for!!!

Heeeyyyy...that's a life lesson for you! If you do some crazy shit, then you'll get put in a movie after you die! Cool!
I'm going to go make myself a business suit. Now, all I need is one really fat guy...or a couple skinny people.

I think I know some fat people.I do live in the fattest state,after all.

 

[demonsaber]

*donates the abundant flesh on my body for you to make a suit of human skin*

I am 6 foot 6 inches and 350 lbs I think there is enough XD

 

[lollipopz]

Wow.

So everyone in this thread refrains from wearing things they like because they're somehow concerned with what random strangers will think when they see it.

Yes. Well, this is going to sound really queer but w/e :L I wear alot of lolita and always get commented on by strangers. Normally good comments from elderly/drunks/hobos thinking I look adorable, but yeah. Can understand why people don't always dress how they want :f

More people should wear tail coats. fuck yeah, I would kill for a tail coat. ;~;

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

A overcoat, or more specifically a greatcoat. What? I assure you I am normal.

What? Since when are overcoats and greatcoats considered a strange thing to wear? I find them very tasteful and have a long coat myself.

Also, as someone pointed out, eyepatch and my personal favorite, gasmask. Or maybe even the full Combine suit from Half Life 2.

Yeah, but then someone is going to make a comment of you being a wannabe neo, or they will think you are up to no-good. The flashy kind.

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

*donates the abundant flesh on my body for you to make a suit of human skin*

I am 6 foot 6 inches and 350 lbs I think there is enough XD

Thank you!Anyways,to get that fat off,you would have either have had to do this,or go on the Jenny Craig diet,so the choice is obvious...

 

[CoffeeGuru]

In Poland I shouldn't wear hats yet. I'm 17, I want to wear them, but it would look weird.

Guess I'll wait those 3-5 years...

Oh, and suits. Again, at my age.

What the hell, is there an age limit for hats in poland?

They just don't look right on most younger people.

Well, it seems like you need to start a trend. ;-P

 

[CoffeeGuru]

All lavender mobster suits.

Try breaking them out in public... it's fun. I'll wear a black suit and fedora around and about just to revel in it.

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

All lavender mobster suits.

Try breaking them out in public... it's fun. I'll wear a black suit and fedora around and about just to revel in it.

Ooh,then,after that,you should buy some canolies and a gun.Then,get someone to help you with your stuff,and say,"Leave the gun.Take the canolies."It would be priceless.

 

[vid20]

I would totally wear a cape. I still don't see why those went out of style.

You are talking my language.

However I also really enjoy pirate get up; man I want a bear of big leather pirate boots.

 

[demonsaber]

*donates the abundant flesh on my body for you to make a suit of human skin*

I am 6 foot 6 inches and 350 lbs I think there is enough XD

Thank you!Anyways,to get that fat off,you would have either have had to do this,or go on the Jenny Craig diet,so the choice is obvious...

The only person that would miss me is my fiance so let's go do it!

 

[itsnotyouitsme]

does equipment count? like swords and stuff.
I'd grab a big arse claymore and strap it to my back if i could.
Also, if i could i'd wear full body weighs all the time.

 

[tanithwolf]

Full on pirate gear, I'd love to go around town dressed as a pirate, singing about rum.

 

[Berethond]

Swords. Specifically, a sixteenth century saber. Because they're just AMAZING.

 

[LoopyDood]

Nothing!

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

*donates the abundant flesh on my body for you to make a suit of human skin*

I am 6 foot 6 inches and 350 lbs I think there is enough XD

Thank you!Anyways,to get that fat off,you would have either have had to do this,or go on the Jenny Craig diet,so the choice is obvious...

The only person that would miss me is my fiance so let's go do it!

Kay.Now it's your choice;do you want a severe liposuction,or just a knife to the belly?

 

[demonsaber]

*donates the abundant flesh on my body for you to make a suit of human skin*

I am 6 foot 6 inches and 350 lbs I think there is enough XD

Thank you!Anyways,to get that fat off,you would have either have had to do this,or go on the Jenny Craig diet,so the choice is obvious...

The only person that would miss me is my fiance so let's go do it!

Kay.Now it's your choice;do you want a severe liposuction,or just a knife to the belly?

A knife. More blood for you to die the suit red with.

We are some sick people XD.

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

*donates the abundant flesh on my body for you to make a suit of human skin*

I am 6 foot 6 inches and 350 lbs I think there is enough XD

Thank you!Anyways,to get that fat off,you would have either have had to do this,or go on the Jenny Craig diet,so the choice is obvious...

The only person that would miss me is my fiance so let's go do it!

Kay.Now it's your choice;do you want a severe liposuction,or just a knife to the belly?

A knife. More blood for you to die the suit red with.

We are some sick people XD.

True,true.But sick pays off in the television industry!And pornography...