This is a true gamer test if you were playing video games since at least 1988.

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elvor0 said:
R2, R2, L1, R2, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up
I'm pretty sure that's a cheat code for GTA III, probably weapons. I also remember that changing L1 to another shoulder button are also cheat codes, I think for armor and life and maybe something else.

I have one for you all:

"HELP ME"
 

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LaoJim said:
Msanchez said:
Up, Up, down, down, left, right, right, left, A, B, B, A, select, start.

What does this mean to you?
Very little. I recognized it as the Konami code (although apparently its not) as its become a meme.

However not owning a NES or SNES, I never actually owned any games that used it.
I think Silent Hill 3 and/or Silent Hill: Origins (made by Konami) use it as well on the PS2. The B and A buttons are replaced of course.
 

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Msanchez said:
Up, Up, down, down, left, right, right, left, A, B, B, A, select, start.

What does this mean to you?
Batista gets a new title run?

But seriously, this isn't even an age test. It's a meme to the point of cliché.

Creator002 said:
I wasn't alive in 1988 and I recognised that as an incorrect Konami Code. Unless it's a reference to another game's cheat, I think most gamers with a little gaming history knowledge will recognise it, alive in 1988 or not.
There were variants in several Konami games. I couldn't tell you specifically which one this is from, but I've got what I think are all of the variants hardwired into my brain from years of playing. I'm 99% sure this (with the inverted left right at the end) is accurate for at least one game.

Olas said:
And no, not all of us were born before 1988, however that shouldn't really deprive us of our "true gamer" status if you ask me.
No, "true gamer"status should be lost to anyone born after 1982. There is totally a reason for that specific number and I am not arbitrarily picking it for a joke because it was the year my brother was born.
 

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Kinitawowi said:
The joke in this one was completely lost on us Brits, sadly, because there wasn't ever a band called MegaDrive with an album called Abacab...
They didn't change their name to Megadrive when they toured Europe?
 

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Kinitawowi said:
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I did own a Contra for the ZX Spectrum, not sure if the Konami code worked or not.
No you didn't - it wasn't called Contra on the Spectrum (we called it Gryzor, because reasons).
I could argue that I was keeping things simple for our American friends, and that a rose by any other name...
To be honest I completely forgot that.
 

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Signa said:
Not sure about that one, but ABBA was used to keep playing Ikari Warriors on the NES. Think it worked on the sequel too, can't remember for sure.

Msanchez said:
I am talking about for Contra on NES. I know what I put is the correct code.
No, it's not. Up up down down left right left right B A Select Start is the correct code for two players. You flipped the second iteration of left and right and added a B and A button press for some reason. Worked for Contra and Life Force on the NES, and having used the code countless times for both games, even when I got to the point I didn't need to, I know it's correct.
 

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Well OP, considering that's not the Konami code, and I feel as though that was your intention, it means to me that you may have ironically failed your own test. ;)

Joking aside, here are a few for people to guess:

*SPUNKJOCKEY
*ANENERGYBARTOGETYOUFAR
*FARMBOY
*RSJABBER
*BADBUDDY
*SHOWMETHEMONEY

Game and code effect. Good luck.
 

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SteveTR said:
6. shift+up, shift+down, clockwise turn x3, alt+up
I'm not entirely sure on this one, but I think that's the one to skip levels in the PC version of the original Tomb Raider. Or possibly make Lara explode. I think they reversed the spin in the second Tomb Raider or something to keep you on your toes.
 

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So a "true gamer test" consists of something that most people visiting this website probably know and the rest can just spend ten seconds on Google to learn?

Okay.
 

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LaoJim said:
I could argue that I was keeping things simple for our American friends, and that a rose by any other name...
To be honest I completely forgot that.
I'm sure I read somewhere that it was because of the Americans that it got renamed (after the controversy over the Iran-Contra Affair), although one would have thought that would have got it renamed in America rather than Europe...
 

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That's where it's at.

I still remember that. It was the game genie code that let you use items as many times as you wanted in Super Mario 3.

Can't remember Konami code being a thing for us. I guess we didn't know about it as kids.
I only heard about it later.
 

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Risingblade said:
I wasn't even born yet...old men
Get off Granny Lieju's porch!

And come back when you have lived through the 80's and the 90's.
 

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Vigormortis said:
Well OP, considering that's not the Konami code, and I feel as though that was your intention, it means to me that you may have ironically failed your own test. ;)

Joking aside, here are a few for people to guess:

*SPUNKJOCKEY
*ANENERGYBARTOGETYOUFAR
*FARMBOY
*RSJABBER
*BADBUDDY
*SHOWMETHEMONEY

Game and code effect. Good luck.
Wasn't SHOWMETHEMONEY used in StarCraft for a quick boost to resources? That or a gold boost in Warcraft II, I can't remember which now.
 

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cloroxbb said:
Johnny Novgorod said:
The REAL Konami Code is this:



Press these and then press ENTER on any page of The Escapist and something funny will happen.
and if playing 2 player, add SELECT, START to it :)
Oh, I always wondered why that last bit was left off. I still have the cartridge with the password written in sharpy on the back of it by my child-aged hands.
 

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COMaestro said:
Vigormortis said:
Well OP, considering that's not the Konami code, and I feel as though that was your intention, it means to me that you may have ironically failed your own test. ;)

Joking aside, here are a few for people to guess:

*SPUNKJOCKEY
*ANENERGYBARTOGETYOUFAR
*FARMBOY
*RSJABBER
*BADBUDDY
*SHOWMETHEMONEY

Game and code effect. Good luck.
Wasn't SHOWMETHEMONEY used in StarCraft for a quick boost to resources? That or a gold boost in Warcraft II, I can't remember which now.
Yep, it was Starcraft. Added 1,000 minerals and 1,000 gas to your pool.
 

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Wasn't Doom's noclip something like idspispopd (I'm sure it's incorrect but hopefully it's close)? No idea what it means. I think in Doom 2 they simplified it to idclip.
It is idspispopd and it stands for Smashing Pumpkins Into Small Piles Of Putrid Debris. It came from a usenet community meme that got started when Doom was in development in 1992, though the causes of the meme are inconsistent. John Romero claims it came about as a joke due to the wild speculation going on among the users as to what Id's game would be about with someone claiming "Maybe it's about smashing pumpkins into small piles of putrid debris!" The Doom wiki though says it got started out of frustration with people logging into the community's BBS and asking where they could get Doom even though it wasn't out yet. Someone said Id should call their next game Smashing Pumpkins Into Small Piles Of Putrid Debris to deter people logging into the BBS at all hours asking where they could get the game.

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Inazuma1 said:
Question 3: What is "The Pretzel" and what function does it serve?

Is that the input for Guile's super?
No. It's the input for Geese Howard's Raging Storm super in games where he's playable. The specific input is Down-Back, Half Circle Back, Down-Forward+Punch. Draw this sequence on a piece of paper and it comes out looking a bit like a pretzel, hence the name.

My last question nobody tried to answer so I'll just give the answer. ABYXABYXABABYXXYABYX is the code to access Debug mode in Super Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back on SNES. That code got imprinted on my memory due to multiple tries needed to input the code correctly at first. Now I can recite it in my sleep.