Throw Something Else!

[Sam G]

Aaw, cool, Buffalax! I love that guy!

In fact, I love him so much, I throw him at the next poster.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

I sic my pet Arceus on him and watch as it blasts him into oblivion with laser beams.

I throw a piece of a jigsaw puzzle at the next poster.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I catch him a scold him for having not post in the AA Rp lately.

In return i toss the next poster this hell of a doozy [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRmey2WvWnw]. Enjoy!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I dodge and proceed to order someone to kill it with fire.

I throw a Heavy at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I... a heavy what? I get crushed I suppose...

I throw a pen lid at the next poster.

 

[Sassafrass]

It hits me in the heart and kills me.

I throw my halo at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

It slices my head off.

I throw my head at the next poster.

 

[Sassafrass]

I catch it and take the skin off so I can add it to my collection. God sees me do so, so sends me to Hell.

I throw Satan at the next poster.

 

[Sassafrass]

I go insane as he doesn't speak to me...
WHY WON'T YOU SPEAK?!?!?!

I throw my insanity at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

This insanity is exactly what i needed to run my car. It's fuelled on madness...

I throw my madness-powered car at the next poster.

 

[Sassafrass]

Awesome. I need a better car. Thanks, man.

I throw my Ford Ka at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I insure it, then drive in front of a train. I'm rich...

I throw a saxophone at the next poster.

 

[Sassafrass]

I catch it and crush it under a monster truck. It reminded me of Lisa Simpson...

I throw a monster truck the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I crash it into a wall. I'm really bad at driving...
Shit, I forgot to insure it.

I throw my file for bankruptcy at the next poster.

 

[Sassafrass]

You sod.They've mistaken you for me and they made me bankrupt.

I throw a punch at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I dodge nimbly out of the way and slap you in the face.

I throw a time wasting video [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zrbiVuCRsw&feature=related] at the next poster.

 

[Sassafrass]

I catch and ignore Youtube as you slapped me in the face, so I must have revenge.

I throw a grenade full of acid at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

It burns...

I throw lemon juice at the next poster.

 

[Sick boy]

I open my mouth and do a dive forward catching all the lemon juice in my mouth, then my mouth tightens up as the sourness hits me.

I throw a hot potato at the next poster.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I hit it in mid-air with sour cream and bacon bits and then swallow it whole.

I throw a calculator watch at the next poster.